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Matt somehow fucks up in a way where everything works out fine, Woolie and Pat are the ones that don't gently caress up until it's really stupid.
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MonsterEnvy posted:He did not get shot, he had a heartattack. Which he does not have if you defend yourself. gently caress, Carl is the old guy, not the android. 
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Dias posted:Matt somehow fucks up in a way where everything works out fine, Woolie and Pat are the ones that don't gently caress up until it's really stupid. Matt always bumblelords through any situation, including partnering with a notorious AV actress to start her twitch channel. Meanwhile Woolie always has a chance to simply bumble due to his beliefs, and Pat has Crazy Talk to deal with.
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Also, Peach streamed Heavy Rain last night so that's something to watch in the archives.
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Why did Markus go deviant. I feel like order of operations was wrong, like you should of got the endure it or fight back prompt and if you hit fight back then you break through. Having him go this isn't fair and smashing down the walls only to go "lol nah nvm" is really dumb
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ThisIsACoolGuy posted:Why did Markus go deviant. I feel like order of operations was wrong, like you should of got the endure it or fight back prompt and if you hit fight back then you break through. this game doesnt really make any sense.
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Jesus Christ, Pat, you have a loving sick child, this isn't the time to spend 10 minutes looking at menus determining what skills you're gonna upgrade next. I'm glad Pat isn't a real parent and has no plans on becoming one. My favorite part of this episode though is the low key drunk discussion between Woolie and Matt about Matt's plans to bang Hitomi Tanaka.
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yeah the whole markus chain til now has been real janky, I like the scenario it presents but it rushes thru it too fast and does a half-rear end job at presenting a realistic setup for markus to break code.. then the cops show up and Leo just says "the android did it" (did what?? caused a heart attack?) and they just pull the trigger immediately. Like, I GUESS maybe the cops are on edge cuz a couple android cases have come up recently (after a bunch of time with no problems supposedly) but there's zero reason to shoot in that scenario at all.
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Indecisive posted:yeah the whole markus chain til now has been real janky, I like the scenario it presents but it rushes thru it too fast and does a half-rear end job at presenting a realistic setup for markus to break code.. then the cops show up and Leo just says "the android did it" (did what?? caused a heart attack?) and they just pull the trigger immediately. Like, I GUESS maybe the cops are on edge cuz a couple android cases have come up recently (after a bunch of time with no problems supposedly) but there's zero reason to shoot in that scenario at all. To be fair, "itchy trigger finger American cops" is the least unlikely part of that scenario, especially given the faux-melanin content of Marcus' plastic skin
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Indecisive posted:yeah the whole markus chain til now has been real janky, I like the scenario it presents but it rushes thru it too fast and does a half-rear end job at presenting a realistic setup for markus to break code.. then the cops show up and Leo just says "the android did it" (did what?? caused a heart attack?) and they just pull the trigger immediately. Like, I GUESS maybe the cops are on edge cuz a couple android cases have come up recently (after a bunch of time with no problems supposedly) but there's zero reason to shoot in that scenario at all. also the android is black E: yeop!
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Jun 3, 2018 21:48
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The one constant thing I read about Detroit is that Markus is where David Cage is unleashed for all his bad writing habits.
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I can't believe they put in all those goofy Kratos faces. The happy go lucky one and the kissy face in particular, wowee. The real time reactions to them though were godlike.
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Jun 3, 2018 21:54
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Tae posted:The one constant thing I read about Detroit is that Markus is where David Cage is unleashed for all his bad writing habits. Connor and Hank get all the genuinely good moments, Kara/Luther/Alice get some good bits too but yeah, Markus is where the bad writing just spews out even if I liked some parts of it.
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Yardbomb posted:Connor and Hank get all the genuinely good moments, Kara/Luther/Alice get some good bits too but yeah, Markus is where the bad writing just spews out even if I liked some parts of it. Definitely. Connor and hank have the best scene bar none.
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TexMexFoodbaby posted:Definitely. Connor and hank have the best scene bar none. Is this the One Actual Good Scene freespace? Captain Invictus posted:I can't believe they put in all those goofy Kratos faces. The happy go lucky one and the kissy face in particular, wowee. OMG i can't believe I forgot to mention this part, I actually hurt myself laughing at the end of that vid thanks to the Photo Mode bit.
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Jun 3, 2018 22:24
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That photo mode bullshit was the best cleanser after the jank that is david cages writing in Detroit: Metal City
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WampaLord posted:Is this the One Actual Good Scene freespace? Connor and Hank buddy cop adventure gets multiple good scenes somehow. Also Kara's "WE'RE JERRY" scene is nice. I kind of hate it but David Cahjay made a fairly good game overall.
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Yardbomb posted:I kind of hate it but David Cahjay made a fairly good game overall. Hahahaha not possible
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WampaLord posted:Hahahaha not possible It took me some time to come to that, but the thing is Cage has never had a problem coming up with a neat initial story, Indigo Prophecy, Heavy Rain, Beyond, it's that he then runs them completely off the rails because nobody stops him when he pulls "The ancient aztec illuminati who are also the internet" out of his rear end. Detroit has a lot of absolutely, mindblowingly hamfisted "DO YOU SEE THE RACISM?" moments, but someone somewhere stopped him before he turned the game into being about ancient mesopotamians being aliens who created race or something equally lunatic this time.
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Paige going through Heavy Rains, I forgot how impossibly huge Madison's apartment is. She has a huge bathroom that's linked to a shower the size of an entire platoon army's shower area.
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All I get from Detroit is that David Cage games are bad, awful, terrible etc but Detroit solidly lands in Mediocre so people don't know how to handle it.
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Jun 3, 2018 23:45
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Detroit is a legitimately good game and y'all need to chill out
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Pat has the look of PTSD from Vietnam as Paige is still trying to accept the info that balls actually get taken out for fixed cats
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BrownThunder posted:Detroit is a legitimately good game and y'all need to chill out Absolutely maybe!
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Tae posted:Pat has the look of PTSD from Vietnam as Paige is still trying to accept the info that balls actually get taken out for fixed cats
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Captain Invictus posted:What? Huh? How did she/they not know this? What did they think happened, that they tied the tubes into a little bowtie and it stopped them from working anymore? I mean, in humans you just snip them, you don't actually take iot the testes, so she probably just assumed the same...
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https://clips.twitch.tv/PiercingLivelyMageHassanChop
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See, this is why you can't expect this woman to grasp the nuances of signal boosting. She has trouble understanding that ball go away.
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BrownThunder posted:Detroit is a legitimately good game and y'all need to chill out its really bad lol.....u will see
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scary ghost dog posted:its really bad lol.....u will see I finished my play through tonight, it was good.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raRvdpiIlmI&hd=1 Watch friendships get destroyed and marriages be broken in this Hot Video.
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Dias posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raRvdpiIlmI&hd=1 There is some hilariously staggeringly bad taste in this video, which is great.
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Monathin posted:There is some hilariously staggeringly bad taste in this video, which is great. Are they all super mad about the Fire Emblem characters using swords Like, y'know, pretty much every fantasy character
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RareAcumen posted:Are they all super mad about the Fire Emblem characters using swords That plus cutting Zelda for Sheik (  ) arguing over Corrin/Robin (which leads to Liam being given the call and cutting both), "Pokemon reps should only have Pikachu", somehow conflating Lucario and Mewtwo's movesets, and constant, constant fighting over Ganondorf.
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Monathin posted:That plus cutting Zelda for Sheik ( The concept of 'too many characters' baffles me to begin with. Like, I get not wanting clone characters like Lucina/Marth or Mario/Dr. Mario and Link/Toon Link but otherwise I'm lost.
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