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cash crab posted:I literally JUST changed the title, for gently caress's sake Ahahaha
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http://acupuncturecentertoronto.com/blog/moxa-series-eyeball-moxibustion/crazy acupuncture person posted:If you suffer from any eye diseases, would you consider burning your eyeballs? 
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Jun 4, 2018 02:37
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Suicide is a better option imo
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Jun 4, 2018 02:38
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Forum mod request: rotating thread titles. Have them change every hour or so, out of a small bank of them. Maybe make it mod-enable only to prevent overuse.
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cash crab posted:I made the mistake of going into the McDonald's on Stephen Ave during Otafest and the only thing that made that particular restaurant more surreal (other than the piss on the pop machine) was seeing at least four different people in modified Totoro costumes waiting for McFlurries while a dude in a zoot suit covered in peanut butter tries to steal upcoming orders. Going to that McDonalds is a mistake, period. It's skeezier than crackmacs now.
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Jun 4, 2018 03:09
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Picnic Princess posted:Going to that McDonalds is a mistake, period. It's skeezier than crackmacs now.  I think you'll find it is now Circle K! After all, you can't spell crack without 'C' and 'K'!
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Jun 4, 2018 03:13
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cash crab posted:I literally JUST changed the title, for gently caress's sake <3 
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Jun 4, 2018 03:39
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cash crab posted:
Circle K if only it was called Ciracle K.
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Jun 4, 2018 03:45
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Megabound posted:I came here for AUG, not touching stories that put a smile on my face. Can someone explain what I'm even looking at? I feel like I'm missing the boat in the seeing eye puzzle.
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Jun 4, 2018 03:46
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He gave her, and I want to use the medical term here, a hoohah.
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Jun 4, 2018 03:47
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Gamers are gross.
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Solice Kirsk posted:He gave her, and I want to use the medical term here, a hoohah. That's obviously a little pink sock. Don't be gross.
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fizzymercy posted:Can someone explain what I'm even looking at? I feel like I'm missing the boat in the seeing eye puzzle. The dude doing the modelling and texturing for the mod modelled all the way up to Alyx's cervix, then also textured it.  For a graphical overhaul mod, for reasons.
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Huh. Well I guess I am perfectly okay with not being able to see it even with a medical breakdown. I'll sleep like a baby knowing I'll never be a gamer ever.
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Jun 4, 2018 04:15
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Us gamers huh
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Jun 4, 2018 04:32
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oldpainless posted:Us gamers huh Why would you admit to being oldsexless
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Jun 4, 2018 04:54
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cash crab posted:Gender reveal parties for adults would loving own. A while back I saw this newspaper clipping of a guy who wanted to make a correction for a baby announcement that he'd made fifteen years prior, saying the ad incorrectly stated they had a daughter, but they wanted to correct it to "son" after their son came out. The last time I was at the roller derby, there was a lady selling LGBTQ-friendly greeting cards on the sidelines, including ones that said "congratulations on your fancy new vagina" and that had a pop-out rainbow-coloured set of papercraft labia on the inside. There's a market for it.
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Jun 4, 2018 04:57
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I only hate gamers because you're all just so drat smug about being able to play and mean when I play and can't even figure out the GODDAMN IMPOSSIBLE CHARACTER DESIGNER and games are dumb anyway and please just stop making me cry when I try to figure out Portal 2 again. Also vagina blob pixels. I mean.
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Jun 4, 2018 05:00
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Picnic Princess posted:Why would you admit to being oldsexless I had no idea I was admitting to that
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oldpainless posted:I had no idea I was admitting to that more like oldclueless
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Jun 4, 2018 05:17
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oldpainless posted:I had no idea I was admitting to that What kind of sex haver would model that? None, I can tell you that. Oldrealfleshless
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Jun 4, 2018 05:20
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Breetai posted:The last time I was at the roller derby, there was a lady selling LGBTQ-friendly greeting cards on the sidelines, including ones that said "congratulations on your fancy new vagina" and that had a pop-out rainbow-coloured set of papercraft labia on the inside. That's loving great. I'll also bet she had a pin that said, "Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians".
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Jun 4, 2018 05:25
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Look I have sex constantly with things all the time
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Jun 4, 2018 05:30
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cash crab posted:
For most of my life the only knowledge I had about Circle K was Keanu's line from Bill and Ted, "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K". Completely appropriate IMO that crackmacs turned into one.
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Jun 4, 2018 05:31
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More like iwishthisstupidjokewouldgetpeopleprobatedforfuckssakeitisinliterallyeverythreadatthispointless
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Jun 4, 2018 05:32
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Screaming Idiot posted:More like iwishthisstupidjokewouldgetpeopleprobatedforfuckssakeitisinliterallyeverythreadatthispointless 
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Phy posted:For most of my life the only knowledge I had about Circle K was Keanu's line from Bill and Ted, "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K". Completely appropriate IMO that crackmacs turned into one. Hmm. How prophetic. And no slapfights. This is a pure place for both rubber and computer renderized pussies.
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Screaming Idiot posted:More like iwishthisstupidjokewouldgetpeopleprobatedforfuckssakeitisinliterallyeverythreadatthispointless Settle down, Beavis.
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cash crab posted:That's loving great. I'll also bet she had a pin that said, "Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians". No, but there was a Valentine's Day card for lesbians that said "you make my minge twinge".
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Jun 4, 2018 06:51
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For a second, I thought the smoldering nut eye woman picture was connected to the felt wife photos, and I was trying to figure out what in the holy gently caress Felt-Wife Man had done.
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Breetai posted:No, but there was a Valentine's Day card for lesbians that said "you make my minge twinge".  Amazing!
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Jun 4, 2018 07:15
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oldpainless posted:Look I have sex constantly with things all the time More like Oldfleshlight.
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Zipperelli. posted:Dr. Pimple Popper is so much hotter than I ever imagined... Until now I'd never actually watched a Dr. Pimple Popper video or seen that she's a she. I've watched plenty of abscess draining videos though, and I can tell you for sure that it's just as satisfying incising and draining real abscesses as it appears on the videos. 
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Squish posted:Until now I'd never actually watched a Dr. Pimple Popper video or seen that she's a she. I've watched plenty of abscess draining videos though, and I can tell you for sure that it's just as satisfying incising and draining real abscesses as it appears on the videos. Username post combo
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For those who haven't read it, the SA classic Diary of a White Trash Girl is a huge pile of early 90s white trash AUG. The pictures are long gone, but the OP typed up the best entries, and it's timeless in its cringiness. Highly recommended.
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mobby_6kl posted:I had an adult gender reveal party yesterday when I finally opened my trenchcoat at a bus stop. It was awesome! Well, don't leave us hanging, which is it??
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Mr. Snickerdoodles posted:What the gently caress is going on with those elbows? Mine do that, a bit more strongly, which actually, means I can contribute! 
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:For those who haven't read it, the SA classic Diary of a White Trash Girl is a huge pile of early 90s white trash AUG. The pictures are long gone, but the OP typed up the best entries, and it's timeless in its cringiness. Highly recommended. This is outstanding, thank you. OwlFancier posted:Mine do that, a bit more strongly, which actually, means I can contribute! Joint hypermobility!
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For some reason it's mostly the left elbow, and it seems to be getting worse with age, so I'm worried I'm going to rest on it one day and it's just going to go crunch and twist all the way back. Which is a lovely visceral thought.
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cash crab posted:Joint hypermobility! Hello 
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