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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > WWDC 2018 Keynote
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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
 Post here!

https://www.apple.com/apple-events/june-2018/

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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
 The measurement tool is pretty slick for anybody coming in late.

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Toys to Life is donezo but this is cool.

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some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
 This Lego thing is the awesomest game I'll never play.

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enojy
Sep 11, 2001

bass rattle
stars out
the sky

Rick posted:

Toys to Life is donezo but this is cool.

Yea this is actually pretty rad. I don't even like LEGO and I'm into it. I don't get the crickets from the audience.

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

Martytoof posted:

This Lego thing is the awesomest game I'll never play.

:yeah:

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Reaction to lego thing: :effort:

Might be more excited if I had kids.

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Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Martytoof posted:

This Lego thing is the awesomest game I'll never play.

Legit looks like a thing that would get popular with families. Pretty neat.

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Axiem
Oct 19, 2005

I want to leave my mind blank, but I'm terrified of what will happen if I do
AR is super awkward to watch :/

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Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
Goddammit just get to Siri.

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eames
May 9, 2009

 I wonder how they'll DRM this lego stuff :thunk:

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some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Matt Zerella posted:

Legit looks like a thing that would get popular with families. Pretty neat.

Yeah no I'm not being sarcastic -- I think it's super awesome but I know I'll never really make much effort to try it.

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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Matt Zerella posted:

Goddammit just get to Siri.

I hope they open up carplay to developers.

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Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Martytoof posted:

Yeah no I'm not being sarcastic -- I think it's super awesome but I know I'll never really make much effort to try it.

Didn't think you were!

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Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

This post is pathetic.
Does anyone use AR? I mean really?

Oh boy. Searching photos is easier. k.

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thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

 Taking on the Timehop Empire!

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Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Wow, watersports.

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sleepwalkers
Dec 7, 2008

Irritated Goat posted:

Does anyone use AR? I mean really?

Kids'll probably lose their mind over virtual LEGO.

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Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

ratbert90 posted:

I hope they open up carplay to developers.

CarPlay should be a view mode on the phone. Still makes me mad this isn't a thing.

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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

sleepwalkers posted:

Kids'll probably lose their mind over virtual LEGO.

Can I virtually step on them in the middle of the night with my bare feet?

Matt Zerella posted:

CarPlay should be a view mode on the phone. Still makes me mad this isn't a thing.


Not empty-quoting

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FCKGW
May 21, 2006

 Is this the thread where I can complain about no new hardware being announced at the software keynote?

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thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

 People sure are excited about this sharing thing.

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


 Man this photo sharing would be awesome if I had friends!

:smith:

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thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Matt Zerella posted:

Goddammit just get to Siri.

Here ya go.

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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

FCKGW posted:

Is this the thread where I can complain about no new hardware being announced at the software keynote?

Welcome friend.

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Oh poo poo SIRI TIME!

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Xabi posted:

Wow, watersports.

:pisstape:

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Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
LOGITECH GET ON THIS poo poo FOR HARMONY HUB

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some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
 This Siri thing is about to get super underwhelming

e: Oh maybe not.

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


 Siri shortcuts are cool at first glance. That UI is atrocious. If I’m using Siri i won’t be looking/using my phone.

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
I'll need to see how this Siri shortcut thing is integrated but it already sounds useful.

E: ok this sounds good

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


 :rip: IFTTT :rip:

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
This seems like workflow and I am okay with that.

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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
 Stoked? How do you do fellow kids?

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ChadSexington
Aug 12, 2004
I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
Is this what Apple did with their purchase of Workflow?

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Siri suggesting DnD for movies is cool but I hope one of the things they are adding is DND that expires after X number of minutes so I don't forget to turn it off when it's off, and don't have to change my nightly DnD time.

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Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

ratbert90 posted:

Stoked? How do you do fellow kids?

It's California brah.

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


 If This Then Chapter 11

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eames
May 9, 2009

 Apple acquired workflow.is a while ago, this could actually be useful

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FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

This seems like workflow and I am okay with that.

well they own workflow now sooo

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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Matt Zerella posted:

It's California brah.

I know. It's still 18 years a bit late.

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