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SeANMcBAY posted:I don’t think they could resist not having Boba Fett fight an exiled Jedi considering what happened to his dad. He was just a simple man, trying to make his way in the universe.
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A Boba Fett movie would probably have him hunting for a Jedi who escaped Order 66, then at the climax he goes, "What makes you think you're the first Jedi I've killed?" and pulls out his own lightsaber and starts lightsaber fighting him. Boba Fett is: the Dread Pirate Boberts.
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Jun 4, 2018 21:46
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Any Boba movie is gonna be soured once you realize he loses to a blind guy with a stick later in life Twice
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A haunting, academy award winning motion picture about the life of a guy who has to paint the star destroyers
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Barudak posted:A haunting, academy award winning motion picture about the life of a guy who has to paint the star destroyers Red Dwarf
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Barudak posted:Boba Fett could go without. As would my as of yet unoptioned podracing film Redline 70000 Redline but Star Wars would be amazing. I quite enjoyed the film, though Han's actor was pretty much overshadowed by everyone else. Music was great and pretty noticeable with some of the neat takes they did. I also liked the choral theme. Also did Lando actually gently caress a droid or what
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Schneider Heim posted:Redline but Star Wars would be amazing. Unless L3 was lying about keeping it professional, Lando did not gently caress a droid. At least not that droid. Han definitely had the biggest shoes to fill, everyone else could just be their character while he was trying to fill Ford's big shoes.
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We'll have a Star Wars movie without lightsabers at the same time we have a James Bond movie without espionage.
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Erotic Wakes posted:We'll have a Star Wars movie without lightsabers at the same time we have a James Bond movie without espionage. But thats basically every bond film except From Russia with Love
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^^^ right answer. How can Lando be a pansexual when he completely rejected Threepio's advances in ESB?
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Wank posted:^^^ right answer. Pansexual just means robots can give you a boner, not that every robot will give you a boner without fail.
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Bossk is a playable character in Battlefront 2 so clearly a movie is inevitable.
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BigglesSWE posted:Bossk is a playable character in Battlefront 2 so clearly a movie is inevitable. Don't he and Boba Fett have a rivalry of some sort?
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The most interesting suggestion I heard about a Boba Fett movie was to actually have other characters be the protagonists, but they're being hunted by Fett. So you have this Terminator/Predator-esque chase movie instead of actually giving him character and robbing the mystique.
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Szmitten posted:The most interesting suggestion I heard about a Boba Fett movie was to actually have other characters be the protagonists, but they're being hunted by Fett. So you have this Terminator/Predator-esque chase movie instead of actually giving him character and robbing the mystique. Boba Fett is an irredeemable gently caress up who died like a bitch to a blind man
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Jun 5, 2018 13:17
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It should be about Bubba Fett who's a borderline-incompetent space redneck who developed his feared marksmanship skills by shooting empty cans off a fence and goes, "Aw, shucks," when he accidentally disintegrates someone.
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Szmitten posted:The most interesting suggestion I heard about a Boba Fett movie was to actually have other characters be the protagonists, but they're being hunted by Fett. So you have this Terminator/Predator-esque chase movie instead of actually giving him character and robbing the mystique. Come on, like they'd make a movie about Fett with any nuance.
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Jango Fett loved All-you-can-eat Shrimp buffet he names his son after Bubba.
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Szmitten posted:The most interesting suggestion I heard about a Boba Fett movie was to actually have other characters be the protagonists, but they're being hunted by Fett. So you have this Terminator/Predator-esque chase movie instead of actually giving him character and robbing the mystique. Remaking either of those films verbatim with a Star Wars coat of paint would be better than probably anything they can come up with.
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Jun 5, 2018 16:14
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Just take classics from the 40s and 50s and make them in Star Wars. Give me on the waterfront about a droid, thr maltese falcon about a holocron, buck rodgers about han solo.
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Jun 5, 2018 16:18
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Citizen Kane about Jar-Jar post-TPM
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Wheat Loaf posted:It should be about Bubba Fett who's a borderline-incompetent space redneck who developed his feared marksmanship skills by shooting empty cans off a fence and goes, "Aw, shucks," when he accidentally disintegrates someone. Boba Fett is in fact a terrible Bounty Hunter, but every time he goes out, he stumbles across another hunter who died on the way back with his bounty, so he takes credit for it It's why he likes to work alone and he got his disintegration reputation because he did that to stop the first few living bounties from ratting him out
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Boba Fett does suck at this job: he doesn't do any bounty hunting in ESB/ROTJ, instead he follows the Falcon and tells the Empire where they'll be and let's the Empire capture Solo for him.
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In his film, Boba Fett should be an aging bail bondsman who gets involved with a Corellian transport ship employee in a complex scheme to escape from a life of crime and steal 1 million credits from a Hutt Also Michael Keaton is there
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The big reveal will be that Boba really let himself go after his dad got decapitated and an Imperial officer wrote his name on his id as ”Boba Fat” and that made him turn to a life of scoundrelry
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I would like a Midnight Run reboot of Boba Fett.
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pretty much any gimmick scenario is about 1000x more likely than them actually taking a leap on essentially writing a new character to fill Boba Fett’s shoes so at least one of you will get your wish
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make new poo poo disney, not character movies. Just hire some rando with a script or even take a sci fi script and make it star wars idgaf
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Ill admit Im a purist and believe the film never needed to be remade but gently caress it slap some Star Wars on Casablanca
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Jerk McJerkface posted:Come on, like they'd make a movie about Fett with any nuance. I mean, Logan was pretty good.
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kidkissinger posted:Don't he and Boba Fett have a rivalry of some sort? From what I remember of the EU, Bossk is a huge rear end in a top hat who has a rivalry with everyone. His entire space lizard species is a bunch of dicks.
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Vinylshadow posted:Turn the Lego games into actual movies They did that with the cutscenes from LEGO Batman and I think Marvel Superheroes.
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Henker posted:From what I remember of the EU, Bossk is a huge rear end in a top hat who has a rivalry with everyone. His entire space lizard species is a bunch of dicks. His thing was that he was really violent and everyone was scared of him but he was actually a colossal idiot who was outsmarted by everyone he tried to go up against.
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Henker posted:From what I remember of the EU, Bossk is a huge rear end in a top hat who has a rivalry with everyone. His entire space lizard species is a bunch of dicks. I never could explain why, but the fact that Bossk's entire race are a bunch of hillbilly space lizards was one of my favorite stories in Clone Wars. And I totally forgot that Chewbacca appears in that story, so he's been in and out of captivity a lot.
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You it just donned on me. Solo should have never had Han Solo actually in it. It should be characters sitting around a cantina telling short stories about Solo, but you only ever see him from the back, in a shilouette.
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Cantina Tales: A Star Wars Short Story
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Taintrunner posted:You it just donned on me. Solo should have never had Han Solo actually in it. It should be characters sitting around a cantina telling short stories about Solo, but you only ever see him from the back, in a shilouette. That would have been cleverer but it's the sort of thing (like David Fincher's "droid revolution" idea) that would probably infuriate Star Wars fans more than anything that was in The Last Jedi. 
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Taintrunner posted:You it just donned on me. Solo should have never had Han Solo actually in it. It should be characters sitting around a cantina telling short stories about Solo, but you only ever see him from the back, in a shilouette. This would have been great, you could also have characters fighting over details so that the same stories have multiple takes but more outlandish poo poo happening in them every time.
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Han Solo is a son of a bitch!
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