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BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Tom Cruise has a death wish but it's so loving entertaining to watch

Death is his only ticket out of Scientology.

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cvnvcnv
Mar 17, 2013

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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

Death is his only ticket out of Scientology.

Death is the only way out Scientology, an organization known for its billion-year contracts :allears:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

cvnvcnv posted:

Death is the only way out Scientology, an organization known for its billion-year contracts :allears:

He's going to convince the Church to film M:I7 in their HQ with all the leaders doing a cameo and it's going to be a front for Cruise to blow them up. Probably with him along with them.

Nothing in the history of cinema will ever top it.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Impossible. He will spit in the face of Xenu by HALO jumping into a volcano and surviving.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Tom Cruise has a death wish but it's so loving entertaining to watch
Honestly it's kind of getting suspicious now like the dude is hollowed out and full of millions of locusts waiting to burst free or is maybe just trying to get to the highest place to die and release his spores

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Suspiria remake trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3jJHxKj3zM

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
Why take Suspiria and make the whole thing David Fincher Blue

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...
The environments in that teaser are drab to the point of being comical that I'm wondering if Guadagnino is hiding the contrasting scenes that have lurid bursts of color.

Electronico6
Feb 25, 2011

Watched the original not too long ago, and the soundtrack playing out when the airport doors swing open is the funniest and best thing ever. If the remake keeps none of that what is even the point.

Also new Steve McQueen movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S3phVSi0tI

No Fassbender but what a cast holy poo poo

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Electronico6 posted:

Watched the original not too long ago, and the soundtrack playing out when the airport doors swing open is the funniest and best thing ever. If the remake keeps none of that what is even the point.

Also new Steve McQueen movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S3phVSi0tI

No Fassbender but what a cast holy poo poo

Yep that looks amazing.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Electronico6 posted:

Watched the original not too long ago, and the soundtrack playing out when the airport doors swing open is the funniest and best thing ever. If the remake keeps none of that what is even the point.

Also new Steve McQueen movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S3phVSi0tI

No Fassbender but what a cast holy poo poo

My man is back. Also I loved Colin Farrell as flashy LA rear end in a top hat lawyer in Roman J. Israel, Esq., good to see that character again.

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



New Suspiria’s connecting with me, honestly. It looks like the complete polar opposite of the original aesthetically, but there’s basically no way you can top (or even really replicate) the godlike look of Argento’s version. It feels a lot more like Possession than Suspiria, and that’s fine by me.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BcYBFC6zfY

Owns

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!


I feel like this is one of those Armageddon/Deep Impact situations except this time Disney made this to compete with Ready Player One.

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005


Goddamn this is bad. I guess they're just going to wink and lampshade...everything?

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Where is Goblin!?

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

MonsieurChoc posted:

Where is Goblin!?

Replaced with an actual goblin (Thom Yorke)

clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.
Catch him in bed with a goblin

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

flashy_mcflash posted:

Replaced with an actual goblin (Thom Yorke)

Lol

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Waffles Inc. posted:

Goddamn this is bad. I guess they're just going to wink and lampshade...everything?

In a way it makes sense. The internet's full of porn, and here we have a movie where Disney sucks its own cock for 90 minutes.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Electronico6 posted:


Also new Steve McQueen movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S3phVSi0tI

No Fassbender but what a cast holy poo poo

So many good people in one place. Viola Davis :swoon:


McQueen is boss.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Lil Mama I'm Sorry the Movie looks pretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qns48PtK2io

e: drat, Yardies, Widows, and Suspiria trailers got me hyped.

ruddiger fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Jun 4, 2018

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

I enjoyed the first one, but nooooooooooooooooooo thank you

Holy poo poo this looks great. Has the same sort of aesthetic that a movie from decades ago (like the original) would have.

Electronico6 posted:

Also new Steve McQueen movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S3phVSi0tI

No Fassbender but what a cast holy poo poo

I was just wondering the other day when Steve McQueen was gonna make another movie, gently caress YES

Rageaholic fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Jun 4, 2018

BlueBayou
Jan 16, 2008
Before she mends must sicken worse

I'm there for the princess scene and that's about it

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Vanelope’s voice is completely off, it’s weird. I checked the original movie and it’s not half as scratchy.

Anyway, movie looks heinous.

Widows looks great though!

Wendell fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Jun 4, 2018

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Rageaholic Monkey posted:


I was just wondering the other day when Steve McQueen was gonna make another movie, gently caress YES


Fun fact: there are 4 cues in this Widows trailer total.

There are 105 in the Predator trailer.

Summation: cues don't make a trailer.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


BlueBayou posted:

I'm there for the princess scene and that's about it

Mulan and Merida jumping from off-screen ready to attack was neat. Same with Cinderella breaking her glass to make a weapon. Oh yeah the "kidnapped or enslaved?" was a fun end to that line of questioning.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

White Boy Rick looks greeeeat.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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kiimo posted:



There are 105 in the Predator trailer.

Summation: cues don't make a trailer.

Eh? Sounds like you got about 2-3 trailer music tracks up in that thing unless you use the term cues differently?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

We call them all cues. Rises, swells, dips, actual songs, etc.

There are only 4 in Widows and I think that's a record low that I've seen. There's a Deadpool spot coming out that has one but it's only a :60

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

Every time an unnamed Youtube link gets posted and it's not the trailer for Mandy, I get really sad. :smith:

cvnvcnv
Mar 17, 2013

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caligulamprey posted:

Every time an unnamed Youtube link gets posted and it's not the trailer for Mandy, I get really sad. :smith:

Omg. :hfive: BTBR is an absolute favorite and I too have been horny af for a look at it.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Didn't it premiere at Sundance already? The people who got to see it there are the luckiest people on the goddamn planet.

BTBR is an all-time classic and it's insane to me that Panos hasn't done more.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

In the 1980s, a bunch of people who watched Herbie The Love Bug were making a cartoon to sell toys from Japan and asked themselves wouldn't it be better if Herbie could... transform?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAIX12F6958

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
That... actually seemed not too bad. Until the rickroll joke. In a loving movie trailer released in 2018. What the gently caress.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Thon Steve McQueen movie looking fine.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
It looks pretty exciting - actually based on an old ITV series from the 1980s, of all things.

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

The MSJ posted:

In the 1980s, a bunch of people who watched Herbie The Love Bug were making a cartoon to sell toys from Japan and asked themselves wouldn't it be better if Herbie could... transform?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAIX12F6958

Doing up Bernie Mac's monologue from the first movie is a cute touch

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

I will see all of the movies from this page.

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CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Taintrunner posted:

That... actually seemed not too bad. Until the rickroll joke. In a loving movie trailer released in 2018. What the gently caress.

Pacific Rim 2 has Trololo in it’s film.


Also yeah it’s fine. It looks less annoying than Bay’s later ones.

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