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Not an injury, but semi related. I have a female friend from Boston who was telling us a story about her ex boyfriend once. They had been getting bored with the physical relationship and were trying to like rekindle stuff, so she suggested they try talking dirty to start. Next time they were in bed, he tried. "Yeah, you like that, you loving RETARD?" She recounted this all in a very heavy Boston accent. Fucken reeetaaaahd.
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girl pants posted:There was actually a Tumblr joke post about doing exactly this but it was green instead of orange and it ended with the poster locking all the doors and lecturing their family about how damaging reinforcing the gender binary is for several hours Yeesh, hahaha  Sandwich Anarchist posted:Not an injury, but semi related. I have a female friend from Boston who was telling us a story about her ex boyfriend once. They had been getting bored with the physical relationship and were trying to like rekindle stuff, so she suggested they try talking dirty to start. Next time they were in bed, he tried. I love this. Also, some low-hanging fruit to keep things going 
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Elohssa Gib posted:I don't think it's quite as exciting but some people get weirded out by the fact that I can bend the tips of my fingers without bending the other joints. I can do this too! I can also make a perfect circle with my index and middle fingers.  The joints are only gonna get looser so finger splints probably in my future, yay! When I lock my knees it looks like I have bird legs, too. They bend so far in the wrong direction.
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Jun 5, 2018 18:15
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(portaxx voice) Bird knees don't bend backwards!
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Iron Crowned posted:I remember hearing somewhere that something like 30% of people have been injured during sex. I did manage to break a partner's ankles once because it turns out that floors are hard I got a broken nose a few years ago.
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Jun 5, 2018 18:59
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I don't get the hate for gender reveal parties. Kids are expensive, and parents can use all the help they can get. I'm just going to assume they are secretly jealous someone else is getting presents and not them 
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Jun 5, 2018 19:00
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Panfilo posted:I don't get the hate for gender reveal parties. Kids are expensive, and parents can use all the help they can get. that's presumably what baby showers are for. forcing a stereotypical gender role onto a goddamn fetus is what's weird and gross about gender reveals imo
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Jun 5, 2018 19:05
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Heath posted:(portaxx voice) Bird knees don't bend backwards! THANK you.
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Jun 5, 2018 19:08
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Baby showers are just a general, "I had a baby and if you've got a crib you don't want, please give it to me because holy gently caress are these things expensive". Gender reveal parties are, "I already have the crib, but I would like you to know that the occupant of said crib will have a vagina".  Plus, as mentioned, with these parties come some really bizarre gender-related expectations, which is so much for someone still living off an umbilical cord to fulfill. You know?
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Jun 5, 2018 19:11
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cash crab posted:
YEAH gently caress THOSE CISBABIES It's harmless calm down.
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Jun 5, 2018 19:12
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Bum the Sad posted:YEAH gently caress THOSE CISBABIES Uh... okay.
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Jun 5, 2018 19:18
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I always find it weird when you calmly point something out, and someone has a complete meltdown and tells you that you need to calm down. I feel like there's a word for that.
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Jun 5, 2018 19:22
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cash crab posted:I always find it weird when you calmly point something out, and someone has a complete meltdown and tells you that you need to calm down. I feel like there's a word for that. The capslock key does not equal a meltdown it's just that crusading against stupid gender reveal parties just seems really over reaching. Things to hate: Police systematically murdering innocent black people, yes I'm upset Transgender people getting beaten to death, yes I'm upset Boring suburbanites cutting open a pink cake, you've lost me Bum the Sad has a new favorite as of 19:31 on Jun 5, 2018 |
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Jun 5, 2018 19:24
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eating only apples posted:I can do this too! I can also make a perfect circle with my index and middle fingers. Lady, nothing in that picture, circle or finger related, is perfect.
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Jun 5, 2018 19:32
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Bum the Sad posted:The capslock key does not equal a meltdown it's just that crusading against stupid gender reveal parties just seems really over reaching. No it isn't. They're disgusting from literally every angle, including the gender one. Check out the tutus and touchdowns poo poo. I'm a girl, I played football. I felt like poo poo for it because it made me weird. Tutus made me want to die. Gender is bullshit and you sound dumb. You can care about literally limitless things. It's totally okay to hate lots of things and crusade against them.
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Jun 5, 2018 19:34
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Imagine showing up to a cute party for your friend who's expecting and seeing this
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Jun 5, 2018 19:35
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I'm changing my Twitter name to TOUCHDOWNS OR TUTUS bc idr how to do that on the forums and it's probably longer than fourteen characters.
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And furthermore, ahhh yes, the two genders, guns and glitter
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Jun 5, 2018 19:38
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Now I regret changing my red text avatar of Ace Ventura doing a touchdown dance in a tutu.
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Jun 5, 2018 19:38
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I’ve never had a serious injury story from sex, but a few times during doggy style my ex’s head bounced off the wall. It’s okay though because she’s a masochist. I also had one case during attempted car sex where the girl was trying to position herself on top and her rear end hit the steering wheel, setting off the car alarm. Because we were doing this in a deserted parking lot for a public park, we freaked out and drove away before any cop came to investigate...before she had put her clothes back on.
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Jun 5, 2018 19:39
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girl pants posted:And furthermore, 
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Jun 5, 2018 19:39
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Not an injury, but semi related. I have a female friend from Boston who was telling us a story about her ex boyfriend once. They had been getting bored with the physical relationship and were trying to like rekindle stuff, so she suggested they try talking dirty to start. Next time they were in bed, he tried. My ribs hurt from laughing so hard at this
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Jun 5, 2018 19:40
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pretty sure this is illegal in Texas
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Jun 5, 2018 19:40
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girl pants posted:pretty sure this is illegal in Texas As a Texan I support this. My wife is the girliest girl to ever girl and I wish she liked guns so I could buy this for her.
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Jun 5, 2018 19:41
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My wife accidentally hit the tip of my dick with a riding crop once.
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Jun 5, 2018 19:42
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Mine won't even when I ask her.
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Jun 5, 2018 19:43
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 Further proof Texas supports Hello Kitty guns
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Panfilo posted:I don't get the hate for gender reveal parties. Kids are expensive, and parents can use all the help they can get. Don't have kids if you can't afford them. I know someone who had a reveal party and then miscarried so whats that saying? Don't ask for free poo poo from your friends before it hatches. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 5, 2018 19:51
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Bum the Sad posted:The capslock key does not equal a meltdown it's just that crusading against stupid gender reveal parties just seems really over reaching. Me saying I think something is weird doesn't qualify as crusading, but you are indeed being a little reactive right now. Reel it in, please.
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Jun 5, 2018 19:58
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Not an injury, but semi related. I have a female friend from Boston who was telling us a story about her ex boyfriend once. They had been getting bored with the physical relationship and were trying to like rekindle stuff, so she suggested they try talking dirty to start. Next time they were in bed, he tried. This is my favorite thing.
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:My wife accidentally hit the tip of my dick with a riding crop once. That wasn't an accident, bud.
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Cross post from the Anti food Porn thread:CommonShore posted:
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Cross post from the Anti food Porn thread: 
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The Snoo posted:that's presumably what baby showers are for. forcing a stereotypical gender role onto a goddamn fetus is what's weird and gross about gender reveals imo Nobody is forcing anything. People get curious whether a mom is having a girl or a boy. There's nothing freakish or weird about this.
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People kept asking what I was having and I said, "A baby." You can wait until it's born to find out what it's got between its legs! You can also not have a baby shower!
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What the gently caress is it about you bunch and not being able to have anyone say the word "gender" without it loving devolving into a contest about who cares more or less? Shut the gently caress up. I'm serious.
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e: whoop sorry cash crab snoo has a new favorite as of 20:51 on Jun 5, 2018 |
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