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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



Come join Lord Magus, the rebellious bewigged stone-sucking muscle wizard god, horse fucker extraordinaire, on his questpolitical campaign to bring communism and blue balls to a backward medieval nation.

Magus Awakens.

Magus Mines.

Magus Covets.

Magus Deserts.

Magus Grounds.

Magus Repeats.

Magus Ends.

ART

Sperglord Firecock posted:



ground loving floor

banana hair Goku wishes to loot the dead

Sperglord Firecock posted:



our hero, slurpin' up that green

SelenicMartian fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Jul 12, 2018

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fishception
Feb 20, 2011

~carrier has arrived~
Oven Wrangler


ground loving floor

banana hair Goku wishes to loot the dead

BURIAL GROUNDS

fishception fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Jun 9, 2018

TheGreatEvilKing
Mar 28, 2016





AZURE COVE hook up with mermaids or some poo poo

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


what the flying gently caress

go to the mines first

pointlessone
Aug 6, 2001

The Triad Frog is pleased with this custom title purchase.
Goku, grunting, needlessly complicated ammo systems, achievements everywhere, poor posture, poorer dialog, and nipple armor.

Game of the year, every year.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
This game just doesn't get DBZ.

Spamming Ki Blasts is never supposed to work!

Anyway, I was going to randomly vote for the Desert, but then I saw that'd just create a 4-way tie... so Desert it is!

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

Cove because I want to make this bad game as bad as possible by denying you upgrades.

NGDBSS
Dec 30, 2009






Where do you keep finding this bargain bin nonsense? It's not like everything you've LP'd is schlock on this level but the sheer volume is still morbidly fascinating.

Also my d4 says to go to the Cove.

plaintiff
May 15, 2015

God this game looks like absolute garbage. Also Selenic Martian, I am curious, what is your accent? You have a truly pleasant speaking and narration voice.

Nuramor
Dec 13, 2012

Most Amewsing Prinny Ever!
Mines, because upgrades.

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp
Wow, this game is surprisingly poo poo. I haven't seen this bad a dialogue in a while. I vote for Cove.

TheMcD
May 4, 2013

Monaca / Subject N 2024
---------
Despair will never let you down.
Malice will never disappoint you.

I noticed that a trophy's title is "Zero Sum Escape", and I can't help but wonder if it was a reference to the Zero Escape series, what with the series' publisher - Aksys Games - also publishing this.

This is probably the most noteworthy thing I saw because god drat this game looks aggressively bargain-bin-quality.

Let's go with the Burial Grounds. Nothing interesting sounds interesting.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
What I noticed immediately is how well objects blend with the background (mostly because it was many shades of brown). I would have had a much harder time spotting chests than SelenicMartian

GamesAreSupernice
Jan 3, 2014

Oh, whoa! Check out the Viewing Globe, shorty!
please stop playing all the bad games before me you're making me look bad

azren
Feb 14, 2011


Mines, I suppose.
Also, wow, that woman's armor is ridiculous even by fantasy armor standards.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

GamesAreSupernice posted:

please stop playing all the bad games before me you're making me look bad

Fortunately there's plenty of bad games out there. Heck, thanks to Valve's new "standards" there'll be plenty of new crappy games in easy reach. Though sadly I'm guessing finding the interestingly bad ones will be about as difficult as finding the actually good ones.

Kaboom Dragoon
May 7, 2010

The greatest of feasts

I think the biggest surprise about this game is that it's a PS3 game - you could've told me it was made with stock assets and sold for pennies on Steam and I totally would've believed it. That, and they somehow got some good voice talent for it: Ali Hillis and Liam O'Brien must've been seriously hard up for beer money when they recorded this.

Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

Faster than the others



Mines for all the gems. Wreck the Empire's economy, since we seem to be playing a Chaotic Evil asshat.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




This games rules

All rear end in a top hat, all the time

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

This games rules

All rear end in a top hat, all the time

yeah, this has a kind of deranged charm as a Violent Shithead Simulator, even if as an actual game it appears to be half-assed shitgarbage

Sum Gai
Mar 23, 2013
Okay, is it seriously pronounced may-jus, soft g? This is going to bother me.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Sum Gai posted:

Okay, is it seriously pronounced may-jus, soft g? This is going to bother me.
That's the way Kinna pronounces it! :downs:

Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

Faster than the others



Sum Gai posted:

Okay, is it seriously pronounced may-jus, soft g? This is going to bother me.
In this game, definitely. But both Google and Wikipedia seem to agree on "may-gus" with a hard "g".

Solumin
Jan 11, 2013
It should be "may-gus"! That's how it's pronounced! I'll even accept "mah-gus".

This game's write is so... bland. Every question you ask is answered in the vaguest way with no actual information exchanged.

"What do priests get in exchange for dying in a year?"
- "They get powers."
"What kind of powers?"
- "It's unique to each priest. Now go suck rocks."

Your commentary is somehow more acerbic than in Neverdead, somehow. :allears:

Edit: Also Mines because gems.

Solumin fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Jun 8, 2018

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


I'm confused. Didn't we just leave the prison that is located in a floating island that had both the gemstone mines and the mage tower?

Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

Faster than the others



Magus killed the guy before he was told how to get off the island, so he might still be on there.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Have you forgotten? Magus can teleport.

Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

Faster than the others



SelenicMartian posted:

Have you forgotten? Magus can teleport.
I wouldn't call that much of a "teleport", TBH. It goes about one, maybe two steps. It's more like a "blink" or a "warp step" IMO.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
He can jump off the cliff while spamming green ki blasts downwards to slow down his fall. Or he could if this was a better game, like say Cave Story.

Miliardo
Dec 3, 2014

There's something to be said for having a target, like bargain bin, and squarely hitting it. Can't wait to see where it goes next, or if it even goes anywhere at all.

Votin' for the Burial Grounds.

fishception
Feb 20, 2011

~carrier has arrived~
Oven Wrangler


our hero, slurpin' up that green

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer
for communism we need workers and the mines need workers so MINES

fishception
Feb 20, 2011

~carrier has arrived~
Oven Wrangler
by the way, i hope you don't mind me doing lovely art of this lovely game

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

There's probably an underground level in every area but lets just try to get it out of the way by going to the mines

anilEhilated
Feb 17, 2014

But I say fuck the rain.

Grimey Drawer
Yeah, okay, Knight's Contract and Neverdead has some charm, this looks beyond redemption.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

anilEhilated posted:

Yeah, okay, Knight's Contract and Neverdead has some charm, this looks beyond redemption.

I dunno, you play a god so redeeming yourself should be a cinch...

Space Bat
Apr 17, 2009

hold it now hold it now hold it right there
you wouldn't drop, couldn't drop diddy, you wouldn't dare
Despite evidence on the playstation store to the contrary, I still am not really convinced this isn't a fake game you made and are trying to pass off as real.

Hypocrisy
Oct 4, 2006
Lord of Sarcasm

What I gather from chapter 1 is that we totally deserved to be locked up.

zxqv8
Oct 21, 2010

Did somebody call about a Ravager problem?
This looks gloriously bad.

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Cathode Raymond
Dec 30, 2015

My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.
Soiled Meat
The strange synchronicity of the idle animations during conversations makes it look like the characters are floating on ocean waves while talking to each other.

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