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Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

JethroMcB posted:

I told him I didn't take his Chuckle! I don't eat that gooey CRAP!

And now I present to you..."The Candy Lineup"

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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Vietnamwees posted:

And now I present to you..."The Candy Lineup"

Hey boss, check it out...free candy!

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
I've always been attracted to cleaning women. Cleaning women, chambermaids.

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses

JethroMcB posted:

The sex was okay, but I threw up from the Hennigan’s.

I'll tell you what you did Caligula, you combined food and sex into one disgusting uncontrollable urge.

Lightning Lord fucked around with this message at 14:49 on Jun 4, 2018

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Low Desert Punk posted:

I've always been attracted to cleaning women. Cleaning women, chambermaids.

Boy, you are your bathrooms.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Low Desert Punk posted:

I've always been attracted to cleaning women. Cleaning women, chambermaids.

I thought maybe you'd clean it up, or maybe get your maid there...

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Gyshall posted:

I thought maybe you'd clean it up, or maybe get your maid there...

Was that wrong?

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
This is gonna be my time. Time to taste the fruits and let the juices drip down my chest. I proclaim this...the summer of Ginette Reno!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Ginette Reno posted:

This is gonna be my time. Time to taste the fruits and let the juices drip down my chest. I proclaim this...the summer of Ginette Reno!

I would describe it as restrained jubilation.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

potee posted:

Was that wrong?

I read it in Ann Landers!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
ANN LANDERS SUCKS!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

TMMadman posted:

I would describe it as restrained jubilation.

♪ 'Cause the murderer struck again, hey! :haw:

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

potee posted:

♪ 'Cause the murderer struck again, hey! :haw:



Step aside!

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

He sunk like a stone

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Vietnamwees posted:

He sunk like a stone

Hey, I'm doing what I do.

You know, I've always done what I do.

I'm doing what I do.

The way I've always done it, and the way I'll always do it.

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe

potee posted:

Hey, I'm doing what I do.

You know, I've always done what I do.

I'm doing what I do.

The way I've always done it, and the way I'll always do it.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

Hey, I'm doing what I do.

You know, I've always done what I do.

I'm doing what I do.

The way I've always done it, and the way I'll always do it.

potee, what the HELL are you talking about??

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Vietnamwees posted:

He sunk like a stone

Hey, you know what it is? It's that East River.

I think it might be polluted!

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

JethroMcB posted:

Hey, you know what it is? It's that East River.

I think it might be polluted!

Over there, that's Brooklyn. That's where Spike Lee lives.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

Low Desert Punk posted:

Over there, that's Brooklyn. That's where Spike Lee lives.

If anything, we’ll probably get there early. I’ll have a chance to go to the Duty Free shop.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Imagined posted:

If anything, we’ll probably get there early. I’ll have a chance to go to the Duty Free shop.

It wasn't until I traveled internationally that I realized the joke is that Kramer is a US citizen and can't stop at the duty free shop.


I've flown first class, I can't go back to coach! I can't - I won't :colbert:

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

potee posted:

It wasn't until I traveled internationally that I realized the joke is that Kramer is a US citizen and can't stop at the duty free shop.


I've flown first class, I can't go back to coach! I can't - I won't :colbert:

Up here, I'm already gone

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
Jerry. I know myself. If I'm out on the street and it starts to go down, I don't back off until it's finished.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Ginette Reno posted:

Up here, I'm already gone

Here's what you do: you bring a lightweight jacket, that way the sun comes out, you play the jacket off the sweater.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

TMMadman posted:

Here's what you do: you bring a lightweight jacket, that way the sun comes out, you play the jacket off the sweater.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

You'd better be careful with that thing.


You'll start a war. :stare:

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Koko, the gorilla who mastered sign language, has died

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpRZcVm7wH4

:smith:

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
GAMMY'S GETTIN' UPSET!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

JethroMcB posted:

GAMMY'S GETTIN' UPSET!

Gammy doesn't feel so good. I think Gammy might be dying. Yep. Yep. Ok, goodbye JethroMcB, don't post anymore, I'm dead now, gotta go.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
That monkeys alright

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Stole this from the PYF meme thread:

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
I try to take a vacation, I come back, the whole operation's in shambles.


mojo1701a posted:

Stole this from the PYF meme thread:



Are you... familiar with this thread system? :raise:

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



https://twitter.com/seinfeldtv/status/1015266621680640007?s=21

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
The sea was angry that day, my friends.

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe

Gyshall posted:

The sea was angry that day, my friends.

Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli!

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

What is that, a Titleist?

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

The Narrator posted:

What is that, a Titleist?

...A hole in one, eh?

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

potee posted:

Are you... familiar with this thread system?

You have a system?!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

precision posted:

You have a system?!

This "thread system," tell me...is there a knuckle involved? In any way?

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

JethroMcB posted:

This "thread system," tell me...is there a knuckle involved? In any way?

It feels like aliens posting in my thread. :mad:

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