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nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

Fools Infinite posted:

Could have easily done an awl.

The fact that it was RIGHT THERE makes it so bad.

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Say Nothing posted:



OK, got it?

ughhhh that stupid loving font

also:


Fools Infinite posted:

Could have easily done an awl.

this but an owl

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Check out #suckypanther on instagram for rad vesions of that lovely panther tattoo

https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/suckypanther/

This makes me want to get a tattoo of hte classic D&D sucky red dragon

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

The_Politics_Man
Aug 25, 2015

:dudsmile:

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

That's a tattoo?! I thought I was in the funny images thread and someone thought that a picture of someone with that genetic anomaly that causes werewolf face, but with a bald patch, was funny.

(There was some show that interviewed some people with hypertrichosis and one guy buzzed his on a regular basis.)

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

I’m frankly amazed that the toe count is correct.

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



Ting miracles?

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

you'd think that in the far-flung future of 2074 it would be easier to find a tattoo artist who can hold their pen more steadily than a first-grader :v:

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Pretty sure that person just had twins which, if this is the US, is the equivalent of burning all the cash you own and throwing a car or two in the firepit just in case you aren't hemorrhaging enough money yet. They probably can't afford a tattoo artist over $2.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Ohhh, TINY!

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

Shoehead posted:

Ohhh, TINY!

THANK YOU! I never would have figured this out. That's not a Y!!

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Is that supposed to be a tiny fetus or something in the footprint on the right?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Hirayuki posted:

Is that supposed to be a tiny fetus or something in the footprint on the right?

I thought it was foot-sole creases, but I think you’re right.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I see a face in the footprint on the right...

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


Ugh, you made me look at it again. And now I see a fetus in the womb is probably the intended design.

CerealCrunch
Jun 23, 2007
Didn't realize those were footprints and thought it said "OooooOoooo" like some sort of fetus ghost

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Dixville posted:

I see a face in the footprint on the right...

Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Scathach posted:

Pretty sure that person just had twins which, if this is the US, is the equivalent of burning all the cash you own and throwing a car or two in the firepit just in case you aren't hemorrhaging enough money yet. They probably can't afford a tattoo artist over $2.

Can confirm.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
I’m glad we are able to offer more entertaining options than crushing poverty and poor artist choice.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
A lubberkin tattoo would be pretty sweet

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


LingcodKilla posted:

Can confirm.

:ohdear:

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?

:golfclap:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



I ate ramen for like a week to pay for my tattoo of my twins and it’s arguably not much better. I wanted something fun and cutesy and mildly ominous.



My wife really enjoys having them stare at her when I’m shirtless.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Honestly the creepy factor of them staring makes that tattoo amazing. A+ for being ominous and having nice linework.

disaster pastor
May 1, 2007


Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?

Thank you, I had the same thought.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
It's even worse if you look at it upside down

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

I got a tattoo in March, from a Goon-recommended artist, and he told me he doesn’t do many art tattoos, anymore, because he’s making mad bank tattooing hair on bald people.


LingcodKilla posted:

I ate ramen for like a week to pay for my tattoo of my twins and it’s arguably not much better. I wanted something fun and cutesy and mildly ominous.



My wife really enjoys having them stare at her when I’m shirtless.

If it matters, before I read your story, I was going to quote your tattoo and say I liked it.

Keep in mind that I also liked the Mountain Dew tattoo, and a lot of the other obviously garbage tattoos that get posted in here. I’m not saying yours is like theirs, but it’s something to consider when deciding whether to be pleased that I liked your tattoo.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Hirayuki posted:

Is that supposed to be a tiny fetus or something in the footprint on the right?

Excuse you, it's two ting Miracle fetuses. Either Riley or Isaac is shy and hiding their face behind their sibling's face.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

whypick1 posted:

It's even worse if you look at it upside down

Gah!

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?
Nailed it.



Not sure what 'it' is supposed to be.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Fire/water yin and yang. With beef jerky logos apparently.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

The loving nipple eyes :cawg:

Merton Blask
Jun 30, 2008

So it's true! Mysterio is
gay for sex... with me?
It’s the neckshadow soul patch that really gets me.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

It's a Vindaloovian!

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
______/

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