Hamilcar posted:

My long lost sibling, I have found you at last!

Samovar posted:

Ah, the long-awaited open-faced knuckle sandwich.

Tiny Lowtax posted:

I just listened to a song by them and what could this many members possibly do in this band?

Also it was horrible and I didn’t last more than 90 seconds before I turned it off. And that was the most popular song by them on amazon music.

Sponge Baathist posted:

OP change the thread title already

cash crab posted:

Okie

cash crab posted:

Okie

DicktheCat posted:

Auuugh, the hands thiiiiings, auuuuuugh. Stooooooop. I'm melting down over here.

DicktheCat posted:

Auuugh, the hands thiiiiings, auuuuuugh. Stooooooop. I'm melting down over here.

The Snoo posted:

the circle game, but worse

j.peeba posted:

Can’t stop doing it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACcBUNWfubs

j.peeba posted:

Can’t stop doing it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACcBUNWfubs

fenix down posted:

DUDE, blast from the past over here. Love shaye st john 24/7.

ToxicSlurpee posted:

They basically always have a string section. Not in the "one or two guitars and a bass player" way but in the "multiple violins" kinds of ways. I think when they perform a couple of them just dance. There are actually a lot of things a "band" has to do; even a band with three or four performing members probably has support crew if they're big at all.

I actually like the Crüxshadows and still mostly listen to various flavors of industrial, spooky electronic, and gothic music. I think Winterborn is a very good song.

...it's me, I'm the AUG.

For the person that asked how they lasted 25 years, well...people enjoy them?

quote:

"Tide's making, so if we do go aground, we'll be able to float off. But I'll need to find a deep hole to set this thing or we'll be screwed when the tide goes out." He flipped a switch and the speakers started to boom with heavy bass.

"More Goth?" Courtney asked, sighing.

"I'm going to take you to a Goth concert, someday," Mike said, grinning. "You'll have a blast. And I need to get my head into mission mode. And in this debt, a better world is made . . ." he whispered. "In the fury of this darkest hour, we will be your light. You ask me for this sacrifice and I am Winter born . . . I hear the angels call my name . . ."

quote:

Amy. "There any bandages in the room?"

"No," Amy said. "Why? Oh, crap!"

"Yeah," Mike said, sitting up and leaning back. When his back touched the wall he felt like screaming, but he was afraid he'd pass out if he stayed prone. "Fight until you die or drop time."

"Where have I heard that before?" Amy asked.

"Axes flash, broadswords swing," Mike quietly sung. "Shining armor's piercing ring. Horses run on a polished shield. Fight those bastards til they yield."

"Midnight mare and blood red roan," Amy replied. "Fight to keep this land your own."

"Sound the horn and call the cry," they sang together. "HOW MANY OF THEM CAN WE MAKE DIE!"

"What is that?" Babe asked from the doorway.

"'March of Cambreadth,'" Amy replied. "Heather Alexander. Very cool song. That's the only verse I can ever remember. My dad used to play it."

"I think I'd like your dad," Mike said and coughed. His hand came away dark in the flare light, but he was pretty sure it was blood. It wasn't a sucking chest wound but something had nicked his lung. "Follow orders as you're told, make their yellow blood run cold. Fight until you die and drop. A force like ours is hard to stop. Close your mind to stress and pain, fight 'til you're no longer sane. Let not one damned cur pass by. How many of them can we make die."

"You know the whole song?" Amy asked.

"And lots of others," Mike said, weakly. "Right now I'm thinking of one by Crüxshadows."

"Who?" Amy asked.

"Great band," Mike whispered. "I will not run, this is my sacrifice," he sang, softly then coughed. "For I am Winter born . . ."

"Bad song, Ghost," Amy said. "I really need you to hang in here."

"I will, Amy," Mike said. "I will. I hereby dub thee . . . Bo."

"Why Bo for God's Sake?" Amy asked, angrily. "It's better than Thumper, I suppose . . ."

"For Boadicea," Mike replied. "The Celtic warrior queen."

"Oh. In that case . . ."

"Of course, she lost," Mike added honestly. "And was dragged off to Rome in chains. But hopefully we'll do better."

chitoryu12 posted:

La Brea Carpet posted:

Doublepostin' for content

Ibblebibble posted:

You're right, grey underwear is pretty gross.

La Brea Carpet posted:

Doublepostin' for content

La Brea Carpet posted:

Doublepostin' for content

Heath posted:

Okay this has to be some kind of coordinated trolling thing right? I've seen at least four pictures of this shirt in the wild.

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T-man posted:

public hair cake

cash crab posted:

???

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EmmyOk posted:

Haircake is maybe my favourite video on Youtube