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hummerjack nutjob was my nickname in highschool mods please change my name to hummerjack nutjob tia joke: alton brown sauteeing mushrooms with his own tears
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a taco truck that actually serves burritos
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Jun 8, 2018 01:16
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ShortStack posted:a taco truck that actually serves burritos Only if the truck is a beamer. Burrito beamer. |
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Jun 8, 2018 01:22
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oh you mean a Mercedes Beanz |
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Jun 8, 2018 01:22
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:oh you mean a Mercedes Beanz 
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Jun 8, 2018 01:25
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Only if the truck is a beamer. ShinyBirdTeeth posted:oh you mean a Mercedes Beanz i love you
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Jun 8, 2018 01:36
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ShortStack posted:joke: alton brown sauteeing mushrooms with his own tears foodie's fungal funk |
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Jun 8, 2018 01:42
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ShortStack posted:a taco truck that actually serves burritos tortilla fats e: arroz by any other name |
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Jun 8, 2018 01:45
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Jun 8, 2018 02:58
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Manifisto posted:foodie's fungal funk this one was better than mine joke: cinderella never gets her slipper back because the prince thought it was a gravy boat
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Jun 8, 2018 03:05
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Cymbal Monkey posted:Tom Hanks sends Peter Gabriel an anonymous letter saying |
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Jun 8, 2018 04:20
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"Well, actually..." interjected the incel clone, matter of facsimile, |
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Jun 9, 2018 19:29
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Forged in Fire: Bong Edition
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 9, 2018 20:43
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Splatmaster posted:Forged in Fire: Bong Edition I would watch the gently caress out of a glass blowing forged in fire. |
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Jun 9, 2018 21:08
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Jedrick posted:I would watch the gently caress out of a glass blowing forged in fire. Doug Marcaida (after huge bong rip and exhale): Your bong, will c h i l l https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 9, 2018 21:44
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Jun 10, 2018 02:57
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E: i've done a boo boo and made a political joke.
krampster2 fucked around with this message at 10:32 on Jun 10, 2018 |
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Jun 10, 2018 05:26
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krampster2 posted:After the G7 leaders fail to use statistics and technical data to explain to the big bad American man why his tariffs will loose American jobs, Angela Merkel dusts off her old hand puppets and pops one on each hand to explain it to him. politics are NOT allowed in byob.
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Jun 10, 2018 06:39
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WindmillSlayer posted:politics are NOT allowed in byob. Sorry, rookie error. I have reported myself |
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Jun 10, 2018 10:33
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as our friend krampster has deleted their post and reported themselves we'll just let them off with a stern look this time
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Jun 10, 2018 17:04
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Me this morning: I should eat healthy this week! Me at the grocery: I should get a pound of liverwurst! |
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Jun 10, 2018 23:26
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Are you not glad that I have not said banana?! |
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Jun 11, 2018 00:04
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krampster2 posted:Sorry, rookie error. I have reported myself i didnt ask for this
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Jun 11, 2018 01:42
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WindmillSlayer posted:i didnt ask for this i am sorry but i must go on pilgrimage now to chill hell to wash myself of these impurities. i must confess my sins to the chill demon and become his slave for ever. thank you fluffie for your forgiveness, but there is no other way for me now. goodbye. |
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Jun 11, 2018 05:43
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Krampster begins a pilgrimage to Jerusalem Pita down on Washington Street. "I'll have the falafel dinner for two, but no tahini. I don't deserve tahini." Unwraps their one hitter from it's sack cloth shroud and begins a mournful toke. |
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Jun 11, 2018 13:26
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increasing my bid in auctions so that the minimum to outbid me is either the sex number or the weed number |
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Jun 11, 2018 21:13
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A blonde a brunette and a redhead walk into a bar .. the blonde orders a fuzzy navel, the brunette orders a tom collins, and the redhead gets a blowjob. LOL!
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Jun 11, 2018 21:19
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krampster2 posted:i am sorry but i must go on pilgrimage now to chill hell to wash myself of these impurities. i must confess my sins to the chill demon and become his slave for ever. fwiw I lmao'd  also I saved it to show my friend and he lmao'd too
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Jun 11, 2018 21:26
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The LGBQT community keeps tying to trick me into being gay. When i was a delivery driver i was told to just keep running the door bell. Don't ask me how I didn't notice but I spent like 15 minutes ringing thus one dudes prostate. Right before it's my turn to try the kissing booth they swap the dude in...well I mean I already bought my ticket. They told me brokeback mountain was a movie about cowboys who really a man's man. |
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Jun 12, 2018 14:54
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as you're signing your mortgage papers you notice that "and mortgagee agrees to be totally gay from now on" has been hastily scrawled under the final paragraph |
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Jun 12, 2018 15:29
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"I don't think I can make it tonight. I know, I know, I always flake, but I have to do something. Yeah, I guess I'll see you around." *David Bowie's "Man Who Sold The World" begins to play* I sit down alone in my apartment and open one of two large pizzas. |
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Jun 12, 2018 16:39
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counting calories to own the lbs
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Jun 12, 2018 21:03
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Manifisto posted:as you're signing your mortgage papers you notice that "and mortgagee agrees to be totally gay from now on" has been hastily scrawled under the final paragraph Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs now includes "Being Fabulous!" along with "safety" and "security" https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 12, 2018 21:17
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every once in a while I do a series of google searches for problems that don't exist, like squirrel with eyes like a man squirrel with eyes like father squirrel with eyes like a man in yard squirrel with eyes like a man following squirrel with eyes like a man why squirrel with eyes like a man help in the hopes that somebody spying on me will have their day be just a little bit more surreal |
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Jun 13, 2018 10:05
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spectres of autism posted:counting calories to own the lbs |
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Jun 13, 2018 10:28
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I wanted to try mushroom hunting last Saturday so I borrowed a pig and walked around the woods. Didn't find a thing, huge waste of time. The end. No morel. |
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Jun 13, 2018 13:51
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LawfulWaffle posted:I wanted to try mushroom hunting last Saturday so I borrowed a pig and walked around the woods. Didn't find a thing, huge waste of time. "but thanks anyway pig" *pig snuffles and snorts* "don't vorry, it vas no truffle" |
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Jun 13, 2018 14:14
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leaked scenes from the Obi-Wan prequel movie INT. OBI WAN'S HOUSE - TATOOINE OBI-WAN Really is a shame I had to leave Darth Vader to die on Mustafar, but at least I don't have to worry about him leading the empire's military takeover anymore. Now to take a nice, refreshing sip of coffee and read today's newspaper... |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:The LGBQT community keeps tying to trick me into being gay. I bought the new God of war. Kratos has emotions and is picking flowers?! |
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