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Somebody edit Ben Garrison's signature into this because I apparently can't work GIMP.
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Ak Gara posted:Serious question, why don't devote Christians try to get themselves into heaven quicker by doing dangerous stuff like skydiving, volcano surfing, or shark wrangling? Abstinence can make your balls explode. That won't kill you per se but because pee is stored in the balls, not being able to pee will kill you.
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Jun 10, 2018 19:48
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important very true and not fake at all facts.
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Jun 10, 2018 19:49
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Jose Valasquez posted:The secret is you have to shake it, that will quiet it permanently if you do it right NEVER NEVER shake a baby. You have to stir them. Otherwise they cloud the drink, just like vermouth.
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Jun 10, 2018 20:08
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Its dumb anyway. They cant legally enter a contract or agreement even if they shake on it.
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Jun 10, 2018 20:20
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Babies can't enter into agreements because they are all liars and everyone knows it now and refuse to deal with them.
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Jun 10, 2018 20:23
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Garrand posted:Somebody edit Ben Garrison's signature into this because I apparently can't work GIMP. 
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Jun 10, 2018 20:31
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Tuxedo Ted posted:As far as entry-level quests go, I feel like "Defeat the Baby" is both easier and harder than "Clear the rats out of the cellar". The Bard's Tale was so good at making fun of tropes like this. The game starts out with you summoning a rat in a bar, and then you offer to deal with their rat problem... for a price. Then it turns out they actually DO have a rat problem, so you get roped into clearing the rats out of the cellar, only to discover a giant fire-breathing rat that sends you running out of the bar screaming.
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Jun 10, 2018 20:37
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Ok now add a bunch of superfluous labels like Killary, Soros, and Chair.
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Jun 10, 2018 20:50
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Babies can't enter into agreements because they're full of poo poo
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Jun 10, 2018 20:53
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Jamesman posted:The Bard's Tale was so good at making fun of tropes like this. The game starts out with you summoning a rat in a bar, and then you offer to deal with their rat problem... for a price. Then it turns out they actually DO have a rat problem, so you get roped into clearing the rats out of the cellar, only to discover a giant fire-breathing rat that sends you running out of the bar screaming. Or in Oblivion, where a lady gives you a quest to deal with her rat problem - the problem being that something is killing her pet rats.
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Jun 10, 2018 21:01
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Dixville posted:I vaguely remember this also, pretty sure the PYF historical fun fact thread was where I saw it. Can't remember what they were called. Circumcellions.
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Jun 10, 2018 21:24
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https://twitter.com/JaneyGodley/status/1005826153096056833?s=19
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Jun 10, 2018 21:51
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Even though this sounds entirely made up, I am very excited to learn about it regardless; thank you.
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Jun 10, 2018 22:48
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Linked for possibly  illustrated dictator micropenis:https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DfVuuXzUYAAfD0f.jpg
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Jun 10, 2018 23:02
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"Possibly" ? Where do you work that photos of Trump's dick are considered appropriate material?!
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Jun 10, 2018 23:20
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mobby_6kl posted:"Possibly" Stormy Daniels' legal team
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mobby_6kl posted:"Possibly" Any conservative news outlet I reckon.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Linked for possibly those tits tho
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Jun 11, 2018 01:45
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mobby_6kl posted:"Possibly" That's not actually a photo
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logical fallacy posted:NEVER NEVER shake a baby. You have to stir them. This is the second of the children-cocktail rules. The first is : Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly, and they use too much vermouth.
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Yellow Ant has a new favorite as of 04:45 on Jun 11, 2018 |
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Jun 11, 2018 03:57
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Don't post small Homer
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Jun 11, 2018 04:27
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Fister Roboto posted:Or in Oblivion, where a lady gives you a quest to deal with her rat problem - the problem being that something is killing her pet rats. Which itself was a joke because that lady was the sister of the woman in Morrowind who did want you to kill rats.
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The Bloop posted:Don't post small Homer I embiggened it now, i think.
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https://youtu.be/9CqchDo467M
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Jun 11, 2018 04:59
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googles "ben garrison foot fetish"
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Agents are GO! posted:Which itself was a joke because that lady was the sister of the woman in Morrowind who did want you to kill rats. Those rats were loving tough.
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Can we make loss.jpg bannable
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Jun 11, 2018 11:50
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anatomi posted:Can we make loss.jpg bannable That wasn’t loss.jpg That was a loss tribute. And it’s like a ten-second puzzle every time. I like them.
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anatomi posted:Can we.............make
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anatomi posted:Can we make loss.jpg bannable Put this idiot on ignore
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anatomi posted:Can we make loss.jpg bannable 
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anatomi posted:Can we make loss.jpg bannable move past it, and heal
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