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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Nice try to get us to make an "It's a trap!" joke. That's like leaving a bottle of oxycontin on the counter in a halfway house.

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lofi
Apr 2, 2018




If everyone's thinking it, it seems a bit pointless to say it.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

lofi posted:

Stolen from the cursed image thread


Should be in the blessed thread.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

lofi posted:

Stolen from the cursed image thread


What a trap queen.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


What if you really really like seafood?

Lordshmee
Nov 23, 2007

I hate you, Milkman Dan

Picnic Princess posted:

Never put smoldering nuts in your eyes.

Put smoldering nuts in your eyes.

Always put smoldering nuts in your eyes.


Knormal posted:

Kill Danny.

I love SA so much. Thank you both.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

CelticPredator posted:

Same. I have never met another person who can get all the way through. They always check out after Max takes the first bite of the cake.

The best part hasn’t happened yet!

Even my best friends couldn’t do it and nothing phases him! It’s a wonderful piece.

Max is too delicate :allears: Him running to the bathroom breaking character while the rest of them bang on the door sums up the group

Lucid Nonsense
Aug 6, 2009

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day

How do you buy shoes with this? I guess you just go "Welp, I guess it's flip flops for me" and just deal with the children running away screaming.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Lucid Nonsense posted:

How do you buy shoes with this? I guess you just go "Welp, I guess it's flip flops for me" and just deal with the children running away screaming.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Oh man I forgot about these. They're actually more awesome than awkward but it's an ironic kinda awesome



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_pointy_boots?wprov=sfla1

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Boy, I hope that last guy doesn't trip.

Grumbletron 4000
Nov 30, 2002

Where you want it, bitch.
College Slice
He can't trip forward. He just goes all slide whistle wheeeewhooo and right back up.

Pasketti
Nov 8, 2017

lick lick lick

EmmyOk posted:

Max is too delicate :allears: Him running to the bathroom breaking character while the rest of them bang on the door sums up the group

Seeing these get brought up last night led to me rewatching the whole trilogy.
Vomit cake is still my favorite but they're all one of the few things that give me side-hurting laughter

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Mr. Snickerdoodles
Nov 19, 2013

I'm ashamed to admit this, but this looks exactly like the kind of guy I'd have been friends with in high school. We would have traded notes full of ICP quotes and scrawled Manson lyrics on each other's JINCO jeans.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I knew a few people with that stupid haircut in highschool. Than again, I don't have a lot of room to talk since I had a black and red Mohawk with a Blackhawks logo shaved in the side in my 30's. Having a Mohawk and working in finance was kind of hilarious though. I called it my "Pro-hawk" (professional Mohawk), and the didn't have a lot to say about it until I had a Skype meeting with all our product partners and some general partners.

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




poo poo, I had that hairdo for a while. I pulled it off better less badly, though. :colbert:

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

lofi posted:

poo poo, I had that hairdo for a while. I pulled it off better less baldy, though. :colbert:

FTFY

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

So that's not a diy fleshlight :confused:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I really want to know why

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

They heard about reverse searing and didn't really think about it

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Apparently they fill it with cheese and bake it until well done

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

No ring 4/10

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Apparently they fill it with cheese and bake it until well done

Riiiiiiight.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

LingcodKilla posted:

Riiiiiiight.

https://www.facebook.com/scrumdiddlyumptiouscom/videos/vb.943263485794783/874411476095961/?type=2&theater

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Picnic Princess posted:

So that's not a diy fleshlight :confused:

Anything is if you're brave enough.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Peeny Cheez posted:

No ring 4/10



Nice rosebud

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Well I just now remembered the prolapse song

I am not posting it, someone else can go through that

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




That certainly was a thing I just watched. Got a new ringtone at least.

e:

lofi has a new favorite as of 01:01 on Jun 12, 2018

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Picnic Princess posted:

Well I just now remembered the prolapse song

I am not posting it, someone else can go through that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkZLl1CUT9s

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
At a baby shower, gonna have some ca-



:randno:

Ratzap
Jun 9, 2012

Let no pie go wasted
Soiled Meat

I honestly love that video. The song is well done and the video works well (how'd they get the face blending so good?). But it led to a few of my friends refusing to click links from me any more - small price to pay for art.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I think someone beat you to it.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Poke it in the head

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Bobby Digital posted:

At a baby shower, gonna have some ca-



:randno:

Ugh, marzipan.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


I never understand cakes that remind the preggo chick of the body horror that giving birth is. Yay vaginal tearing and horrible pain! Wooo!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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With modern drugs you can just slip into a beautiful dream and wake up a mother.

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La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

Solice Kirsk posted:

With modern drugs you can just slip into a beautiful dream and wake up a mother.

Ah yes, the Cosby method.

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