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Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

it's pretty good at climbing

https://twitter.com/TheJohnnyVince/status/1006627623265546240

people have been using #mprraccoon on twitter about it. live stream here:

http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/video/channel/324-live/

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
He's at the 22nd floor.

Kyron
Aug 6, 2013

Stay safe skyscrapcoon

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
someone should give that raccoon a motherfreakin' Super Swirlie!!!

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

live stream not working well for me. it might be delayed? anyway it's climbing again

https://twitter.com/timnelson_mpr/status/1006633825454231553

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

what an absolute stuntman

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Chinatown posted:

someone should give that raccoon a motherfreakin' Super Swirlie!!!

:hellyeah:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Racoon gonna bite all those cheating bankers when it gets to the top.

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ
Today's Schedule
09:00 AM - 10:00 AM
Live News-WCCO Mid-Morning
12:00 PM - 12:30 PM
Live News-WCCO 4 News At Noon
02:00 PM - 04:15 PM
[Live: Raccoon Climbs Skyscraper In St. Paul]
05:00 PM - 05:35 PM
Live News-WCCO 4 News At 5

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Stay safe Spider-Coon!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Raccoon gets to top as the gathered crowd cheers below and thousands watch live.

At the very last, high definition cameras clearly see him close his eyes and wilfully push away from the wall.

Silence as he falls, then a single woman screams as the feed cuts.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Must be a tanuki with those giant balls it has.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
they're not gonna be able to climb the last part

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

feelix posted:

Today's Schedule
09:00 AM - 10:00 AM
Live News-WCCO Mid-Morning
12:00 PM - 12:30 PM
Live News-WCCO 4 News At Noon
02:00 PM - 04:15 PM
[Live: Raccoon Climbs Skyscraper In St. Paul]
05:00 PM - 05:35 PM
Live News-WCCO 4 News At 5

wcco knows what minnesotans want. we want raccoons climbing a building

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
What does it plan to do when it gets to the top?

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
That raccoon has rabies

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Your Taint posted:

What does it plan to do when it gets to the top?

Eat garbage I assume

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Your Taint posted:

What does it plan to do when it gets to the top?

it's gonna say "guess what city in minnesota doesn't have a daredevil climbing raccoon?". then it's gonna put on some Deal With It shades and say "Minneapolis"

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Your Taint posted:

What does it plan to do when it gets to the top?

Run that corporation while neglecting his children.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Oscar Wild posted:

Stay safe Spider-Coon!

Spidercoon, spidercoon
Climbs a tower in the month of june

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

chillin

https://twitter.com/donnelly_law/status/1006639405048713216

Kyron
Aug 6, 2013

He's gonna be super pissed when he doesn't find a dumpster on the roof!!!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
this is day 3. might not end well

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Former DILF posted:

Spidercoon, spidercoon
Climbs a tower in the month of june

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
someone should climb after it

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
rest in peace brave raccoon

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.

gary oldmans diary posted:

this is day 3. might not end well


Good Lord buy that raccoon a cheeseburger and drop it down to him

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
i've seen Man on a Ledge, someone check the nearest vault stat

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Big fan of that raccoon

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Hope he's not as good at falling as he is a climbing.

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
Next Hollywood blockbuster true story in the making.

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
The raccoon is trying to climb the corporate ladder but missed out on some critical details of how that works :(
But if he makes it to the top, legally he has to become CEO of MPR

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.
Trash panda is a stupid name because raccoons are cool and pandas are dumb as poo poo.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Somebody save that raccoon!

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
Can the fire brigade deploy a net or trampoline or something? I can't watch. :ohdear:

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Rocket hasn’t been the same since his wood son died

crazypeltast52
May 5, 2010



Lutha Mahtin posted:

it's gonna say "guess what city in minnesota doesn't have a daredevil climbing raccoon?". then it's gonna put on some Deal With It shades and say "Minneapolis"

What district sent this varmint to St. Paul?

NightshadeGenitals
Dec 28, 2017

Star maths and wishy thinking
I used to think trash pandas were cool until I moved somewhere they infest and now I know they are literally trash.

Eat a dick on the fall down you little poo poo.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
By law if he makes it to the top he owns the building.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Your Taint posted:

By law if he makes it to the top he owns the building.

I don't honor raccoon law 'round here

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