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Okay so I started a new relationship with a girl who thinks shes a cat or some poo poo... Come to realize were living together only after a few days of meeting. Her mindset is all hosed up because of drug abuse and continued general being a female. She flips the gently caress out starts crying in the corner saying im the devil and poo poo. What do I need to do to calm her the gently caress down ???
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Jun 12, 2018 23:36
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Her hormones are clearly out of whack. Get her pregnant and they should stabilize.
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Jun 12, 2018 23:37
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don't move in with people you just met on tinder duder
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Jun 12, 2018 23:38
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https://www.petco.com/shop/en/petcostore/product/sentry-calming-pheromone-spray-for-cats
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Jun 12, 2018 23:40
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Jun 12, 2018 23:46
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congrats on finally losing your virginity op
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Jun 12, 2018 23:49
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EvilTwig posted:https://www.petco.com/shop/en/petcostore/product/sentry-calming-pheromone-spray-for-cats this doesn’t really work that well
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Jun 12, 2018 23:49
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Wait 8-10 years for her to..... wait, how did you end up living with someone that thinks they are a cat after a few days?
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Jun 12, 2018 23:49
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VictorianQueerLit posted:Wait 8-10 years for her to..... Percelus posted:congrats on finally losing your virginity op
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Jun 12, 2018 23:50
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Don't move in with just anyone that fucks you, jesus. Especially if they think they are a cat. Eventually they'll start hissing at you all the time and clawing the gently caress out of you while you sleep. VictorianQueerLit fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Jun 12, 2018 |
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Jun 12, 2018 23:51
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If you see her hunched over behind the sofa you better get a box ready because she's fixin to drop a bunch of tard babies all over your carpeting
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Jun 12, 2018 23:54
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cherish that sex but dont put the pussy on a pedestal
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Jun 12, 2018 23:55
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Yeah you'll never get that smell out of your pedestal
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Jun 13, 2018 00:03
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KingBomber69 posted:gently caress
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Jun 13, 2018 00:12
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...pretend to be a dog? 
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Jun 13, 2018 00:22
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have you tried catnip?
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Jun 13, 2018 00:27
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A cheap spay and neuter clinic?
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Jun 13, 2018 00:28
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Get an entirely different girlfriend. Then touch your cool girlfriends boobs.
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Jun 13, 2018 00:29
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Get an entirely different girlfriend. Then touch your cool girlfriends boobs. Close thread.
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Jun 13, 2018 00:30
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drink bourbon and vomit all over yourself
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Jun 13, 2018 00:31
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Move out. Leave her there. Leave the oven on.
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Jun 13, 2018 00:32
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Sounds like she is more of an "outside" gf.
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Jun 13, 2018 00:34
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Turn yourself into a eunuch and leave in the night for the refuge of a monastery. Years later when you become the emporer's confidant (and possible gay receptive partner) you can use his influence to exact your revenge, which, I presume would be getting a couple days rent, some Mt. Dew Code Red, and an old lovely Hot Topic t-shirt back from her that she stole the first night she stayed over.
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Jun 13, 2018 00:34
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seriously though op has stumbled across what people in the know call "wifey material" you gotta get a ring on that finger fast
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Jun 13, 2018 00:47
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Don’t gently caress cats
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Jun 13, 2018 00:56
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Throw her down a well, then chuck yourself down there.
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Jun 13, 2018 00:59
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Get her a cage and enjoy your broken fucktoy OP.
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Jun 13, 2018 01:05
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poopnanners posted:Sounds like she is more of an "outside" gf.
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Jun 13, 2018 01:07
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In all honesty, I'm pretty sure I've heard of this OP. What you need to do is get in there with a Q-tip and sort things out.
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Jun 13, 2018 01:08
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for chrissakes do i have to do everything take her to the goddamn vet and have her put down OP
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Jun 13, 2018 01:11
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Put tape on her feet op.
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Jun 13, 2018 01:15
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Did she pop a boner when you were making out? I understand that can induce cat-like behavior.
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Jun 13, 2018 01:45
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Jun 13, 2018 02:01
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Try and fix her issues and commit to a relationship
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Jun 13, 2018 02:06
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just put down some fresh clay kitty litter in the bath and go to bed u idiot
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Jun 13, 2018 02:08
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Get peed on OP, you stupid idiot
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Jun 13, 2018 02:17
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Does she think she's an anime catgirl or actual cat?
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Jun 13, 2018 02:21
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Picking up Shmorky’s sloppy seconds?
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Jun 13, 2018 02:26
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fu for beating me to the punch.
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Jun 13, 2018 02:33
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Is she hot?
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