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igits. Like, take a picture of your hand and then tell me a little story about it. For example: Here is my left hand You'll notice my ring finger is somewhat oddly shaped at the top. When I was in middle school track I was (extremely stupidly) playing catch with a shot-put while waiting for my turn to throw at a meet. I threw it up too high and reached back to grab it. All of a sudden I feel extreme pain and begin shooting viscera in all directions. Turns out there was a chain like fence behind me and my finger was directly above the the bar that held up the chainlink. In effect my finger was crushed between an eight pound metal ball and an aluminum rod. It was p rad. They had to do some pretty creative stitching to make it look like a finger again. Still freakin' works too. Thing is a trooper.
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 01:19 |
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That’s terrible op, what happened to the others?
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 01:20 |
I can Dig It
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 01:22 |
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Burt Sexual posted:That’s terrible op, what happened to the others? ...that's just how my hand is... ...well now I'm self conscious. Probably gonna close this thread and wear mittens forever.
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 01:23 |
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Literally A Person posted:...that's just how my hand is... Fingerless gloves would be better.
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 01:24 |
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This hand has dutifully jerked me off countless times edit: your hands are soft
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 01:25 |
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Well op, I guess you are ... *puts on sunglasses* Literally A Person
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 01:26 |
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I have finger tats that would kind of dox me so no.
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 01:27 |
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Communist Toast posted:This hand has dutifully jerked me off countless times That’s mine in the upper right.
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 01:29 |
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Communist Toast posted:This hand has dutifully jerked me off countless times That Robot posted:Well op, I guess you are ... AWWWWW SHHHHIIIIITTTT!!!!!!
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 01:34 |
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I have long noticed a correlation between thumbs and peen shape and size. Just an observation, OP.
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 01:39 |
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Burt Sexual posted:That’s mine in the upper right. Then your hand has also helped me jerk off, and for that I thank you.
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 01:39 |
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Communist Toast posted:This hand has dutifully jerked me off countless times
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 01:41 |
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That's a small hand you got there.
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 01:44 |
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big enough to hit your daddy's prostate I punched him in the taint. That is why you are the way you are.
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 01:45 |
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...lotta' people thinking about penises today.
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 01:51 |
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I don’t have hands you privileged jerks
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 01:53 |
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Literally A Person posted:...lotta' people thinking about penises today. Its GBS, penis thoughts is the default setting.
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 01:53 |
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Verisimilidude posted:I don’t have hands you privileged jerks You can also post your horrible stumps! Zil posted:Its GBS, penis thoughts is the default setting. ...truer words.
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 01:54 |
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 01:58 |
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This has become a very arousimg thread.
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 02:00 |
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Handception.
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 02:00 |
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whoever posts a hand pic that isn't a goon handpile insta ban
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 02:01 |
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If you like hands you'll enjoy this thread about my severely infected hand https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849095
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 02:02 |
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I feel like my posting has really improved recently
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 02:02 |
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all my stories are palm stories though
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 02:04 |
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(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 02:04 |
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Not on pile, ban sick filth.
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 02:05 |
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 02:06 |
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booo hiss
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 02:06 |
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Imagine my drunk rear end hand on top of another hand
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 02:08 |
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Imagine my drunk rear end hand on top of another hand
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 02:09 |
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 02:09 |
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Lotta cracker hands itt
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 02:09 |
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Verisimilidude posted:Lotta cracker hands itt Well there would be some stumps if somebody would take a danged picture.
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 02:10 |
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Verisimilidude posted:Lotta cracker hands itt Why we are willing to post our hands and not our dilz.
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 02:10 |
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D
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 02:11 |
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~hands across america~
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 02:11 |
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Zil posted:Why we are willing to post our hands and not our dilz. it's usually the next closest thing
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# ? Jun 13, 2018 02:11 |
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Phoning the FBI this very moment
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