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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

igits.

Like, take a picture of your hand and then tell me a little story about it. For example:

Here is my left hand


You'll notice my ring finger is somewhat oddly shaped at the top. When I was in middle school track I was (extremely stupidly) playing catch with a shot-put while waiting for my turn to throw at a meet. I threw it up too high and reached back to grab it. All of a sudden I feel extreme pain and begin shooting viscera in all directions. Turns out there was a chain like fence behind me and my finger was directly above the the bar that held up the chainlink. In effect my finger was crushed between an eight pound metal ball and an aluminum rod. It was p rad. They had to do some pretty creative stitching to make it look like a finger again. Still freakin' works too. Thing is a trooper.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
That’s terrible op, what happened to the others?

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


I can Dig It

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Burt Sexual posted:

That’s terrible op, what happened to the others?

...that's just how my hand is...


...well now I'm self conscious. Probably gonna close this thread and wear mittens forever.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Literally A Person posted:

...that's just how my hand is...


...well now I'm self conscious. Probably gonna close this thread and wear mittens forever.

Fingerless gloves would be better.

Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys
This hand has dutifully jerked me off countless times



edit: your hands are soft

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
Well op, I guess you are ...

*puts on sunglasses*

Literally A Person

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
I have finger tats that would kind of dox me so no.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Communist Toast posted:

This hand has dutifully jerked me off countless times



edit: your hands are soft

That’s mine in the upper right.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Communist Toast posted:

This hand has dutifully jerked me off countless times



:hmmyes:

That Robot posted:

Well op, I guess you are ...

*puts on sunglasses*

Literally A Person

AWWWWW SHHHHIIIIITTTT!!!!!!

supernatural blonde
Mar 15, 2005

Lipstick Apathy
I have long noticed a correlation between thumbs and peen shape and size. Just an observation, OP.

Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys

Burt Sexual posted:

That’s mine in the upper right.

Then your hand has also helped me jerk off, and for that I thank you.

Cyberpunkey Monkey
Jun 23, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo

Communist Toast posted:

This hand has dutifully jerked me off countless times



edit: your hands are soft

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


That's a small hand you got there.

Cyberpunkey Monkey
Jun 23, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo
big enough to hit your daddy's prostate

I punched him in the taint. That is why you are the way you are.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

...lotta' people thinking about penises today.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



I don’t have hands you privileged jerks

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Literally A Person posted:

...lotta' people thinking about penises today.

Its GBS, penis thoughts is the default setting.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Verisimilidude posted:

I don’t have hands you privileged jerks

You can also post your horrible stumps! :)

Zil posted:

Its GBS, penis thoughts is the default setting.

...truer words.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

This has become a very arousimg thread.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970


:aaaaa:

Handception.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
whoever posts a hand pic that isn't a goon handpile insta ban

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
If you like hands you'll enjoy this thread about my severely infected hand

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849095

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
I feel like my posting has really improved recently

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy



all my stories are palm stories though

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe


(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970


Not on pile, ban sick filth.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

booo hiss

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Imagine my drunk rear end hand on top of another hand

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Imagine my drunk rear end hand on top of another hand

:circlefap:

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



Lotta cracker hands itt

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Verisimilidude posted:

Lotta cracker hands itt

Well there would be some stumps if somebody would take a danged picture. :mad:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Verisimilidude posted:

Lotta cracker hands itt

Why we are willing to post our hands and not our dilz.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
D

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
~hands across america~

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Zil posted:

Why we are willing to post our hands and not our dilz.

it's usually the next closest thing

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KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Phoning the FBI this very moment

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