The Value Seduction Method

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Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Now this is going to blow your mind. Do everything in your life to give value.
Positive emotional value, spiritual value, love value, economic value, teaching value to anyone and anything you meet
and you will soon find that things will come your way.
Always try to maximize the value you give. Instead of teaching one person bring out a book to teach many etc.
Think of yourself already as a boyfriend giving
the right value to your girlfriend when you talk to a woman.
Even if she has a boyfriend probably
nobody cares about her so much as you.
Giving value.
She will be so quickly addicted and your positive reputation will explode.
Soon women will start chasing you. Positive Value Giving (PVG)
P.S. Your energy level (energy method) will go up as well and your diamond value (diamond method) as well.
And your karma as well

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

tryin to find a bae to join my downline sales force (DSF)

# ? Jun 13, 2018 07:09

Healthy Nut Snack: Mar 23, 2016

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Now this is going to blow your mind. Do everything in your life to give value.
Positive emotional value, spiritual value, love value, economic value, teaching value to anyone and anything you meet
and you will soon find that things will come your way.
Always try to maximize the value you give. Instead of teaching one person bring out a book to teach many etc.
Think of yourself already as a boyfriend giving
the right value to your girlfriend when you talk to a woman.
Even if she has a boyfriend probably
nobody cares about her so much as you.
Giving value.
She will be so quickly addicted and your positive reputation will explode.
Soon women will start chasing you. Positive Value Giving (PVG)
P.S. Your energy level (energy method) will go up as well and your diamond value (diamond method) as well.
And your karma as well

Nice quote OP sounds like whoever wrote that is a real handjob.

# ? Jun 13, 2018 07:17

cardiacarrest123: Apr 10, 2016

Acting insane is a dece way to attract a similarly insane consort

# ? Jun 13, 2018 07:21

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Idk op are you positive

# ? Jun 13, 2018 07:29

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

I�m
Working on my diamond method

# ? Jun 13, 2018 07:31

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

'the seduction community'

# ? Jun 13, 2018 07:39

cnut: May 3, 2016

I'm a value shopper so I feel empowered by this. Thanks, op!

# ? Jun 13, 2018 07:58

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

well if i�m really focused on helping others, will i even have time for sex? seems like a poor use of my talents,

# ? Jun 13, 2018 08:09

COMRADES: Apr 3, 2017; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Always try to maximize the value you give.

Yeah okay thanks Mr Bourgeois

# ? Jun 13, 2018 08:14

itty bitty baby boy: Mar 19, 2007; how do you do that thing with colored text in this box

This is a promising thread.

# ? Jun 13, 2018 08:26

yogizh: Oct 12, 2015; Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast

True masters can seduce with

# ? Jun 13, 2018 09:01

Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Pillbug

I did the thing in the OP and am currently being chased by 20-30 women. They have various guns, pistols and melee weapons, and say things like "kill", "destroy", "exterminate", etc.
Please advice.

# ? Jun 13, 2018 09:10

Android Blues: Nov 22, 2008

Mooey Cow posted:

I did the thing in the OP and am currently being chased by 20-30 women. They have various guns, pistols and melee weapons, and say things like "kill", "destroy", "exterminate", etc.
Please advice.

Set up a punji pit and a series of tripwires. Are you armed? The women are clearly in the right, so you can't call the police, but it's possible you might be able to use guerrilla tactics to thin their numbers.

# ? Jun 13, 2018 09:30

Blazing Ownager: Jun 2, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Now this is going to blow your mind. Do everything in your life to give value.
Positive emotional value, spiritual value, love value, economic value, teaching value to anyone and anything you meet
and you will soon find that things will come your way.
Always try to maximize the value you give. Instead of teaching one person bring out a book to teach many etc.
Think of yourself already as a boyfriend giving
the right value to your girlfriend when you talk to a woman.
Even if she has a boyfriend probably
nobody cares about her so much as you.
Giving value.
She will be so quickly addicted and your positive reputation will explode.
Soon women will start chasing you. Positive Value Giving (PVG)
P.S. Your energy level (energy method) will go up as well and your diamond value (diamond method) as well.
And your karma as well

I'll just stick with the DENNIS system

# ? Jun 13, 2018 09:32

Alucard: Mar 11, 2002; Pillbug

I always use PVG before I give them my HPV

# ? Jun 13, 2018 12:45

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Mooey Cow posted:

I did the thing in the OP and am currently being chased by 20-30 women. They have various guns, pistols and melee weapons, and say things like "kill", "destroy", "exterminate", etc.
Please advice.

Yep, sounds to me like what you've got there is you managed to attract a group of Daleks

# ? Jun 13, 2018 12:48

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

The op is the kind of thing we need to sell to incels

# ? Jun 13, 2018 12:51

Stinky_Pete: Aug 16, 2015; Stinkier than your average bear; Lipstick Apathy

Write a self help book: 3 value points (VP)

Climb a tree to coax a cat down from it: 4VP
"Smile more": 1VP
Volunteer tutor at a school: 1.5 VP
Tell your boss how smart and ready for advancement your co-worker is: 8VP
Pick up a litter: .5VP per litter
9/11 first responder: 3 VP

Hold the door open: 1000 VP

# ? Jun 13, 2018 15:23

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

I value this chance for informative conversation, OP.

:hmmyes:

# ? Jun 13, 2018 15:57

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

What a valuable thread

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serious norman: Dec 13, 2007; im pickle rick!!!!

How Will this affect my wow ilvl?

# ? Jun 13, 2018 17:21

Caganer: Feb 15, 2018

is this like one of those setups where my girlfriend pays me to take out the trash, but i have to also pay her for the "emotional labor" of listening to me talk for 45 minutes about how mr robot is not going to have any time travel based on these key observations

# ? Jun 13, 2018 17:46