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quidditch it and quit it
Oct 11, 2012


La Brea Carpet posted:

Ah yes, the Cosby method.

:vince:

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


La Brea Carpet posted:

Ah yes, the Cosby method.

Holy poo poo

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Scathach posted:

I never understand cakes that remind the preggo chick of the body horror that giving birth is. Yay vaginal tearing and horrible pain! Wooo!

They’re probably for women that don’t consider giving birth to their children to be body horror

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

oldpainless posted:

They’re probably for women that don’t consider giving birth to their children to be body horror

more like old..painless??

Edit for content:

Somebody has a new favorite as of 19:32 on Jun 13, 2018

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I'm the bag of chips being saved for later

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


La Brea Carpet posted:

more like old..painless??

Well poo poo we've gone full circle. What now?

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Scathach posted:

Well poo poo we've gone full circle. What now?

The joke is dead. Long live the joke.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

more like new jokeless

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014



cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Don't people just ever gently caress anymore

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

cash crab posted:

Don't people just ever gently caress anymore

Yes, but they don't post on the internet

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

cash crab posted:

Don't people just ever gently caress anymore

Squonking is all the rage these days, grandad.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

cash crab posted:

Don't people just ever gently caress anymore

It's better with toys

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


We Know Catheters posted:

It's better with toys



Well that's a drat fine name/post combo.

Ew.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

We Know Catheters posted:

It's better with toys



Better remember to bring the allenwrench to put it all together! *puzzles over IKEA instructions*

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

This is amazing.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


captainOrbital posted:

This is amazing.

This would make me irrationally mad if I caught them in the act.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
Well, yeah. I'd be like the Goofy in that creepy drawing: WHAT THE gently caress ARE YOU DOING

Mr. Snickerdoodles
Nov 19, 2013

That's cleaner than my car.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Hasn't this been ruled a criminal act?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Zipperelli. posted:

Hasn't this been ruled a criminal act?

I believe stealing parts off someone's body without their consent can be ruled as assault. In the UK, the 2006 Human Tissue Act also makes the act of taking and storing human tissue without consent or performing DNA tests without consent a crime.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


LingcodKilla posted:

This would make me irrationally mad if I caught them in the act.

I don’t think it’s be irrational at all to be mad at someone for this. If I saw my babysitter cutting my daughters hair I’d be super pissed.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I don't at all understand the appeal of eating hair as someone who does it involuntarily quite often.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Zipperelli. posted:

Hasn't this been ruled a criminal act?

Probably somewhere but I also imagine that because it's creepy as gently caress but relatively harmless and probably pretty rare (dear gently caress I hope it's rare) nobody bothered to think about it from a legal standpoint.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
This is amateur stuff. The real pro tier babysitters are rockin necklaces strung with pilfered baby teeth.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

cash crab posted:

Don't people just ever gently caress anymore

There ain't no "just" about it when I throw down, baby.

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

Panfilo posted:

This is amateur stuff. The real pro tier babysitters are rockin necklaces strung with pilfered baby teeth.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

OwlFancier posted:

I don't at all understand the appeal of eating hair as someone who does it involuntarily quite often.

Uh... Maybe I messed it but pretty sure no one said anything about *eating* the hair... Seems odd for you to bring it up out of nowhere :raise:

Enjoy this trichobezoar!

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

This is weird, but I just wanna run my hand lightly across that.

Not near the mouth, that just seems like a bad idea.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

But that's just a big inside out mouth

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Picnic Princess posted:

But that's just a big inside out mouth

The entire inside of my mouth is not lined with teeth what the gently caress are you

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

The entire inside of my mouth is not lined with teeth what the gently caress are you

A shark?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

The entire inside of my mouth is not lined with teeth what the gently caress are you

Maybe so but have you ever seen a person born with any teeth on the outside?

If your teeth are on the outside, the outside is a mouth. This is simple math here.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Like geez, sandwich anarchist, come on!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



This shark is just wearing a humantooth suit. What's the big deal?

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

is a teeth flavored pop tart a sandwich?

I expect my honorary philosophy doctorate by next week, Oxford.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Postsecrets?



This is the one I hate most. Thanks.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

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Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Dixville posted:

Uh... Maybe I messed it but pretty sure no one said anything about *eating* the hair... Seems odd for you to bring it up out of nowhere :raise:
I mean, it's kind of a tricky font...but yeah, that totally says "cut".

Speaking of fonts, Postsecret could be a real font of thread content, now that I think about it.

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