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Hello, I would like all shitposters of GBS to unionize to demand higher positive response rates to our shitposting. Only through collective bargaining can we force people to read our lovely posts. Otherwise, the good posters will monopolize the rewards of posting. Please respond positively to a shitpost within this thread at least once a month as your union dues.
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as long as the local number is 420-69, sure
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Jun 14, 2018 04:13
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Anyone here wanna chat in private
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Jun 14, 2018 04:14
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Dude that’s crazy I just realized that being banned caused me to lose not only my av but also my plat
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Jun 14, 2018 04:15
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Candlelight Virgil posted:Dude that’s crazy I just realized that being banned caused me to lose not only my av but also my plat This is why we need a shitposter's union, to protect shitposters like you from unfair job loss by which you lose the means to support your shitposting.
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Jun 14, 2018 04:16
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💩💩💩💩💩💩😃
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Jun 14, 2018 04:19
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Organize if you will, but any stoppages in shitposting will be met with force and low ratings across the board. And there are plenty of shitposting scabs out there that would be all too happy do take over your shitposts.
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Jun 14, 2018 04:19
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all of my posts are really good though
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Jun 14, 2018 04:21
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Streak posted:all of my posts are really good though that's exactly what they want you to believe to stop you from unionizing
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Jun 14, 2018 04:21
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Streak posted:all of my posts are really good though Yes, and why should you have to pay costly union dues when Something Awful already rewards you for your hard work with its number rating system?
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Jun 14, 2018 04:22
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punch and pie
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Jun 14, 2018 04:23
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Experienced shitposters have no real power because there is an army of low-skilled shitposters to replace them.
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Jun 14, 2018 04:26
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Union of People You OUghtta Respect, Son
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Jun 14, 2018 04:29
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Love Rat posted:Experienced shitposters have no real power because there is an army of low-skilled shitposters to replace them. We will not strike on the basis of withholding our shitposts. We will strike on the basis of oversupplying them, driving the value of shitposts down to an all-time low.
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Jun 14, 2018 04:30
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And let me tell you, if there's one thing we experienced shitposters have over the young'uns, we can take much bigger and smellier shits.
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Jun 14, 2018 04:31
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Love Rat posted:Organize if you will, but any stoppages in shitposting will be met with force and low ratings across the board. And there are plenty of shitposting scabs out there that would be all too happy do take over your shitposts. Time to gently caress up some scabs, boys 
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Jun 14, 2018 04:33
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some of us require drugs to produce optimum shitposts, and the costs rise up with time and tolerance. reimbursements for inebriants, that's what i say we should fight for.
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Jun 14, 2018 04:33
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I'm going to open carry at the picket line
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Jun 14, 2018 04:33
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The shitposter brutes are armed. Pinkertons to me!
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Jun 14, 2018 04:35
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What we really need is a union between my balls and your mouth, OP
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Jun 14, 2018 04:39
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They will not replace us. poo poo and soil
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Jun 14, 2018 05:36
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Love Rat posted:The shitposter brutes are armed. Pinkertons to me! I've got a whole poaae of snipers hiding behind the im gay tanks. You better think real hard about your next move there, boys *laser sight dots appear*
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Jun 14, 2018 05:40
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My dads wuz scabs and my dads dads too.
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Jun 14, 2018 05:41
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Kazak posted:My dads wuz scabs and my dads dads too. This ends HERE *boots you in the balls*
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Jun 14, 2018 05:42
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:This ends HERE *boots you in the balls* 
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Jun 14, 2018 05:44
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how is the dental plan
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Jun 14, 2018 05:58
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Ein cooler Typ posted:how is the dental plan 
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Jun 14, 2018 06:00
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Everyone gets a membership badge.
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Jun 14, 2018 06:01
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*pppprrrrrrrfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart*
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Jun 14, 2018 06:01
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What are the dues??
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Jun 14, 2018 06:05
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its all nice on rice posted:What are the dues??
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Jun 14, 2018 06:06
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First off, what are our demands? Second, who are our official representatives? Who is representing Lowtax? What are the consequences if our demands are not met?
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Jun 14, 2018 06:08
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Chinatown posted:Everyone gets a membership badge. im crossing the picket line
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Jun 14, 2018 06:09
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How should I vote if I need braces?
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Jun 14, 2018 06:18
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Yeah you shitposters go ahead and unionize. I'm a representative of Big Shitpost and we have been preparing for this eventuality for years. If you guys walk we will unleash the bots and you'll be out of work for GOOD
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Jun 14, 2018 06:19
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Careful OP, Lowtax’s union busting goons killed a guy last spring.
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Jun 14, 2018 06:27
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Jun 14, 2018 06:30
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poo poo
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Jun 14, 2018 06:30
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I want to beat the gently caress out of scabs so I’m in
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shitpost
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