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Peanut President posted:dragons are warm blooded, dunkass they aint reptiles Actually theyre cold blooded but the flamesac provides warmth which mimics warm bloodedness, its scientifically a different process than animalian warm bloodedness
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 04:45 |
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Former DILF posted:Actually theyre cold blooded but the flamesac provides warmth which mimics warm bloodedness, its scientifically a different process than animalian warm bloodedness I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how handsome it is that I am, which is very, and also fireballs
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 04:49 |
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dragons are magical shapeshifters. if they want to have dicks, they can have as many as they want in any size, shape or color.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 04:56 |
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Who, me? I dunno the difference I stole these robes off a necromancer holed up in a tomb what got killed by a sneakthief ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 05:12 |
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*eats mountain of shrooms, creeps like a goblin*
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 05:32 |
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 06:18 |
that's somebody's grandparents.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 07:37 |
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I really want to like sorcerers but what's up with all those belts? Ugh. At least wizards have the fashion sense to cover up their failure in robes and hats.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 08:05 |
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My character class is elf
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 09:51 |
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loving mortals becoming sorcerers in their 30s like god drat could you be any more cliche?
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 15:01 |
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the best spell caster is obviously the Archivist. but i understand, not everyone can be cool with high INT to read books
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 15:09 |
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Rutibex posted:the best spell caster is obviously the Archivist. but i understand, not everyone can be cool with high INT to read books I wanna see his EDC
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 15:12 |
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I'm a Sorcerer specializing in Ice Magic and am looking to get into some more water based spells. Looking for a little advice before I make the leap. Is it true that it's an easy transition? That's the main reason I'm interested - looking to expand my skillset but I'm very tied up lately between defending my Bone Tower Fortress from a team of lesser mages, training a Manticore to guard my gold, and attempting to become Magic Advisor to the Dark Emperor of the High Mountain. If water magic is difficult I would just prefer to get into the fire side of things since that looks cooler and appears to have a more diverse spellbook overall (casting meteors is more appealing to me than summoning a flood, although both are cool). What are the options if I choose to get a water familiar? I don't want some dumbass fish that I have to carry in a bowl. I also don't live near water so krakens are sadly out. Is there some kind of an air breathing octopus or shark I could get? Final question; I am looking to do a learn at home program as I'm too busy for a traditional magic school. Is the University of the Dread Shadow good? I'm a little worried because they're so much cheaper than the Infinite Abyss School, but I know IAS is multiversally renowned and might be overpriced because of that.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 15:13 |
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Listen, water is harder than fire, but it's also more forgiving. Once you start getting into the deeper magic (good luck with that at dread shadow btw) any small mistake with fire will burn you, literally. Water will just entrap you for a decade at the worst, and once you master it, it's far more rewarding. As for familiars, if you learn some of the lesser arcana of earth, you can get a 4th stage water elemental in the form of a vat of living mercury. I don't think I need to belabor how awesome those are.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 15:29 |
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the most important difference between ice/fire and ice/water is matching your wardrobe accordingly. opposing duality outfits are very striking, but not every sorcerer can pull them off.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 15:37 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:the most important difference between ice/fire and ice/water is matching your wardrobe accordingly. opposing duality outfits are very striking, but not every sorcerer can pull them off. what kind of poo poo-rear end sorcerer can’t pull off whatever outfit they want through sheer force of personality? most also have impeccable taste, but sometimes all you’ve got are the contents of a caravan carrying belts and you’ve still got to be able to rock that poo poo we’re not talking about schlubby wizards here LGD fucked around with this message at 15:48 on Jun 14, 2018 |
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LGD posted:what kind of poo poo-rear end sorcerer can’t pull off whatever outfit they want through sheer force of personality? most also have impeccable taste, but sometimes all you’ve got are the contents of a caravan carrying belts and you’ve still got to be able to rock that poo poo Hey don’t bring poo poo or rear end sorcery into this. Seriously don’t summon those guys.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 15:52 |
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A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:Listen, water is harder than fire, but it's also more forgiving. Once you start getting into the deeper magic (good luck with that at dread shadow btw) any small mistake with fire will burn you, literally. Water will just entrap you for a decade at the worst, and once you master it, it's far more rewarding. As for familiars, if you learn some of the lesser arcana of earth, you can get a 4th stage water elemental in the form of a vat of living mercury. I don't think I need to belabor how awesome those are. This is EXTREMELY relevant to my interests as I live in a pretty bad area (Land of the Fallen Timber) and deal with a lot of annoying shits like Gargax the Unliving on a weekly basis. If I could cast some acid rain clouds to guard my Tower I'd sleep a lot better at night. gimme the GOD drat candy posted:the most important difference between ice/fire and ice/water is matching your wardrobe accordingly. opposing duality outfits are very striking, but not every sorcerer can pull them off. I'm working on this too. I'm naturally quite pale and lanky and have been avoiding the sun to accentuate those features. I also bought these amazing skull emblem rings that provide a +1 to my INT. I've been thinking about tossing some frost diamonds in the eye sockets to make them look a bit more "on theme". If I get into the water stuff I could see if I've got any old Floodstones to put in there, too. I usually go for the classic flowing robe (yeah I know, but it's a cliché for a good reason) in white and silver, but I've been feeling really body positive lately. I might invest in some baggy pants or maybe some enchanted leggings soon.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 15:52 |
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Oh hey guys. I found this thread searching for rear end sorcery.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 17:02 |
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There is only one rear end sorcerer and we do not speak of him.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 17:42 |
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Former DILF posted:Actually theyre cold blooded but the flamesac provides warmth which mimics warm bloodedness, its scientifically a different process than animalian warm bloodedness Look, pal, I'm sure you got that fancy degree from Broken Coast Poly and all but I didn't suffer through the torment of wandering the Black Hills of Death for seven years to be told how dragons work okay?
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 18:11 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:There is only one rear end sorcerer and we do not speak of him. I feel your pain. Occasionally we get someone who becomes a wizard so they can research and conjure more lifelike realdolls. And to each their own and everything, but I always get cornered by one of those creeps at WizCon and suddenly I’m stuck listening to them talk about Astral pussy for like six hours.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 18:16 |
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You guys will never be airbrushed onto the side of a conversion van. Well, maybe the barbarians, but definitely not the sorcerers.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 18:21 |
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wizards are popular for vans because you can't smell their unwashed beards from a picture.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 18:34 |
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A friend of mine joked about becoming an rear end sorcerer back in Mage Boarding School. One night we got really high off of hexicrystals and tried to summon an rear end, just as a joke to see what happened. Now since then I've been in contact with The Many-Angled Ones, The Spider Cult, and even the Devourer of Souls. But none of them were anywhere near as scary as what we summoned up. A lot of people tell me it was the crystals screwing with my mind, but I know what I saw, and it sobered me up really quick. My friend started getting really obsessed with the idea of an "rear end Plane", where things like that existed. Coincidentally he got into strong hallucinogens like Pegasus Feathers and Poor Man's Ashes. I'm sure that didn't help, but he flunked out of school because he just couldn't stop talking about "the horror of the rear end plane". That was like 130 years ago so I dunno what he's up to now. He learned a few life-lengthening spells and his Dad owned a WizardMart, so I'm guessing he's managing that.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 18:40 |
Hahah sorcerors. Hah. Scoff. Chortle. Lmfao. loving LoL
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 18:52 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:wizards are popular for vans because you can't smell their unwashed beards from a picture. did you cast a spell to turn green or is that just the envy? #VANWIZARDLIFE
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 18:53 |
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i seen a dragon gently caress a car once
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 18:59 |
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big nipples big life posted:did you cast a spell to turn green or is that just the envy? maybe if you hadn't used cha as a dump stat you could get a date without summoning them from a lower plane.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 19:00 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:maybe if you hadn't used cha as a dump stat you could get a date without summoning them from a lower plane. this would be a good burn coming from a paladin but not from a sorcerer.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 19:00 |
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*Grabbing the glasses off a nearsighted wizard "Aww poor little baby can't prepare his spells now boo hoo" *gently caress a hot barbarian and sleep
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 19:08 |
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Hey it's me ya boi a fey bloodline sorcerer When I ain't using my charms to pick up elf chicks by the arcane pool I'm using mind magic to convince those wizard dweebs to give themselves wedgies. There's the blood of a motherfucking fey entity in my veins which means its nothing but rad bramble orgies for the rest of my life
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 19:13 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:I feel your pain. Occasionally we get someone who becomes a wizard so they can research and conjure more lifelike realdolls. And to each their own and everything, but I always get cornered by one of those creeps at WizCon and suddenly I’m stuck listening to them talk about Astral pussy for like six hours. I like Astral Pussy. They have a really heavy sound, and can pull off a guttural scream without losing the any of their technical proficiency on their strings
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 19:16 |
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nobody cares about us druids i mean you go out there and really become one with all living things and the entire universe really to the point you can ask a rock what has the last couple billion years been like (btw, i don't recommend asking any minerals this as they will just go on and on over every freaking millimeter they have moved), i can telepathically ask a vine to ensnare my enemies and it will do it because it totally oews me for that one time i hooked it up with some pollen from that hottie in the forbidden woods but i am getting wayy off topic. ANYWAYS you do all that stuff augmenting the flow of the universe and poo poo and THEN I STIll have to clean up the ecological bamage you sorcerers do by just bending the cosmos to your will at the faintest whim. you are not NEARLY as bad as wizards about this I'll grant but without druids cleaning up for you you guys would have rent all of reality asunder by now. and barrier between our wold and the elemental plane of fire is starting to get worryingly thin from all the hole you guys keep poki g in it (you wonder why it's warming up??). but you try to hang out with some sorcers because they seem kinda cool and you explain this pronlem they're just like "lol dork". and everyone else thinks we're just smelly weirdos who gently caress squirrels or some poo poo. Sorry about kinda rambling and spelling or gramnar or whatever, I don't talk to people that much and I feel very strongly about tjis.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 19:19 |
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HoboMan posted:nobody cares about us druids loving vegans
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 19:23 |
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Lmbo I poo poo on druids, and occasionally in them
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 19:23 |
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 19:26 |
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I call upon the spirits of your mother's stanky rear end
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 19:28 |
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big nipples big life posted:You guys will never be airbrushed onto the side of a conversion van. The usual combo is barbarian and Sorceress due the the fact that boobs are like, barbarian kryptonite
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 19:49 |
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(using my thief skills, I pick the lock on the thread and slip in quietly to eavesdrop the secrets of magic) *fails dexterity check* gently caress
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