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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Solice Kirsk posted:

Who the hell doesn't keep their phone above 10%?

Psychopaths.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Dixville posted:

Uh... Maybe I messed it but pretty sure no one said anything about *eating* the hair... Seems odd for you to bring it up out of nowhere :raise:

Enjoy this trichobezoar!




Oh poo poo that says "cut" not "eat".

Ok that is marginally less gross I feel much better now.

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 18:30 on Jun 14, 2018

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
Are you people joking? Get on my level



almost all of that is like the 10 work announcements we get a day that are entirely irrelevant to me.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Please. Please clean that out.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

cash crab posted:

Please. Please clean that out.

I almost did when it was at like 2000, but every day it's like "well, that's way too much work, i'll just do it later" and, well, here we are.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


You're the inbox equivalent of people who end up in hoarding houses. "I started saving newspapers one day, and now I'm trapped behind a wall of old VHS tapes and I'm starving. No, please leave them, I might need them one day."

UWBW
Aug 3, 2013

Permanently banned from the Alamo

Solice Kirsk posted:

Who the hell doesn't keep their phone above 10%?

I keep mine at 2% for days on end. It's a Galaxy S7 Edge.

Only God can forgive a pun like that

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



yeah I eat rear end posted:

Are you people joking? Get on my level



almost all of that is like the 10 work announcements we get a day that are entirely irrelevant to me.

You can set up filters on Gmail to automatically mark emails with certain keywords (or specific senders) as read, delete them, or shove them in a folder.

That way screenshots of your email folder don't cause stress in onlookers, you monster.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Fashionable Jorts posted:

You can set up filters on Gmail to automatically mark emails with certain keywords (or specific senders) as read, delete them, or shove them in a folder.

That way screenshots of your email folder don't cause stress in onlookers, you monster.

but what if one time it actually has something i need to see based on the subject line that will make me click on it, i'll never know.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

china bot posted:

you are like a little baby, watch this:


my actual inbox :greenangel:

I just checked an old gmail I only use for website signups.


12952 unread.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Are you people joking? Get on my level



almost all of that is like the 10 work announcements we get a day that are entirely irrelevant to me.

i'm the censored tab between gmail and facebook

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

fruit on the bottom posted:

I just checked an old gmail I only use for website signups.


12952 unread.

In about 3 days you'll have 13000. Let it ride! Hell, make a GBS thread and see if anyone can beat that with a screenshot.

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

Solice Kirsk posted:

In about 3 days you'll have 13000. Let it ride! Hell, make a GBS thread and see if anyone can beat that with a screenshot.

My mom has over 20k in her Gmail.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

china bot posted:

i'm the censored tab between gmail and facebook

I prefer to keep my IRC chatroom of choice secret.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



yeah I eat rear end posted:

but what if one time it actually has something i need to see based on the subject line that will make me click on it, i'll never know.

You can still look at them if you set it to mark as read, just then emails from other sources might not get lost in the clutter as easily!

I kinda want to try and see if I can find my old hotmail email account again, I haven't opened that in easily ten years. That was my sign up for everything email account, so I can imagine it has a shitload of unread emails by now, assuming microsoft didnt deactivate it from inactivity.


Edit:
Damnit. They switched all of hotmail over to outlook a couple years ago, and everything on that account is gone now. The messages only date back a few months, which is very disappointing.

Fashionable Jorts has a new favorite as of 19:45 on Jun 14, 2018

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
stuffed unread inboxes are the trichobezoars of the internet, if you think about it

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Oh no


I'm so ashamed


SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

yeah I eat rear end posted:

but what if one time it actually has something i need to see based on the subject line that will make me click on it, i'll never know.



cash crab posted:

You're the inbox equivalent of people who end up in hoarding houses. "I started saving newspapers one day, and now I'm trapped behind a wall of old VHS tapes and I'm starving. No, please leave them, I might need them one day."

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Babies, get on my level

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
https://kfor.com/2018/06/14/convicted-sex-offender-charged-again-with-child-pornography/

Tex Avery
Feb 13, 2012
Straight up looks like a loving Muppet. I choked on my lunch.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

cash crab posted:

I'm trapped behind a wall of old VHS tapes and I'm starving

Ah, you probably wouldn't appreciate my bootleg copy of "Tales from the Quadead Zone 2" anyway. Seems more up Luchesi's alley.

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

I don't like the direction AMC is taking Arseface's character.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Leavemywife posted:

It's incredible what eyebrows do for a face. Space aliens and poo poo in that last post.

That's just Rowan Atkinson???

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


I keep a clean inbox, but I do save notes as drafts.



nice

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Happyland murders ad campaign getting real as gently caress.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
How does a face get like that? Burns? :ohdear:

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

AlbieQuirky posted:

How does a face get like that? Burns? :ohdear:

Usually massive facial trauma. Could have been burns or a bad infection, but it's more likely he took a shotgun or something like it to the mouth.

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




Can y'all stfu with inbox-discussion?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

La Brea Carpet posted:

My mom has over 20k in her Gmail.

Ahem....




































SHOW US YOUR MOM'S BOX!

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012


I don’t even know. She makes that face in every photo

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

CeramicPig posted:



I don’t even know. She makes that face in every photo

Oh my glob it's IRL Lumpy Space Queen or Rose Diamond or whatever other poo poo CN cartoon creepy goons are jerking it to now

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Why does she look so greasy?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Cream highlighter.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
That's not, um, the right product for her.

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer
1681 unread in my work email. Who gives a poo poo it's not physical clutter and you can keyword search for anything you are looking for. If I get a bullshit email that I don't need to read (I have buying power at a decently large restaurant so sales people like to contact me) or someone talks to me about the email they sent before I read it I'm going to ignore it.

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


CeramicPig posted:



I don’t even know. She makes that face in every photo

Ohhhhh noooo that's unfortunate. Please watch some youtube tutorials, friend, you could look so good.

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset
I finally caught up with this thread and those gross plaque caked-teeth videos made me snort because I used to do dog and cat dentals all the time and those videos weren't half as disgusting as some dog mouths I've seen.

Seriously, people. Get your dog's teeth cleaned yearly. I don't even know how many times I just touched a tooth and it fell out.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

That's not, um, the right product for her.

Well, it's not meant to be used as spackle.

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)


I can't see that, it's blocked. Can you show me a picture?

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