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Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Lo and behold! A sphere!!!!

Wait we did this already. Uh well. Our guy finds himself at the bottom of a PRIMORDIAL SEA. There floats three different COLORED PARTICLES. They look TASTY. Yum yum. Which one shall we feast upon? RED, BLUE or GREEN?

Remember your choices henceforth shall forever influence this creature!

# ? Jun 13, 2018 20:46

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Mummy Napkin

Red!

# ? Jun 13, 2018 20:53

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

GREEN

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# ? Jun 13, 2018 20:53

take the moon: by sebmojo

maybe blue idk

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# ? Jun 13, 2018 20:55

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Thats three different answers

I dont know what to do

# ? Jun 13, 2018 20:57

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

someone please break this threeway tie

:ohdear:

# ? Jun 13, 2018 21:05

FutonForensic

put some red in there

# ? Jun 13, 2018 21:12

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Red it is!

# ? Jun 13, 2018 21:17

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Oh my! That RED thing was quite delicious! Very umami. It seems that meal caused our friend to transform!

That savoury taste still lingers in its mind. Quickly, our bud takes notice of his new surroundings. Have eons actually passed?! There�s life abound! There can only be ONE life!! The PINK creature is called a stinging sea-pal, the BLUE spotty thing is a predatory globberclaw and then there�s the PURPLE haw-haw eel.

What to consume???

# ? Jun 13, 2018 21:34

MockingQuantum

Gotta nom on some BLUE GLOBBERCLAW obviously

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# ? Jun 13, 2018 21:37

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

MockingQuantum posted:

Gotta nom on some BLUE GLOBBERCLAW obviously

# ? Jun 13, 2018 21:40

take the moon: by sebmojo

eat it b4 it eats us first

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# ? Jun 13, 2018 21:53

Manifisto

spectres of autism posted:

eat it b4 it eats us first

# ? Jun 13, 2018 21:54

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Nice, we�re like some sort of salp now. Following a school of fishes brings us to three creatures hoping to grab a quick bite. We have the RED pinsh chrimp, a WHITE skull kraken and an ORANGE pokeyfish

# ? Jun 13, 2018 22:27

alnilam

*chanting* Po Key Fish! Po key fish!n

e: maybe use claws to snip off pokeys first so as to not hurt mouth

# ? Jun 13, 2018 22:28

Manifisto

alnilam posted:

*chanting* Po Key Fish! Po key fish!n

but we could be a bone bud

actually all 3 choices seem good

# ? Jun 13, 2018 22:31

take the moon: by sebmojo

Manifisto posted:

but we could be a bone bud

actually all 3 choices seem good

i wanna b a bone bud

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# ? Jun 13, 2018 22:47

MockingQuantum

i've never been a bone bud before, I'm curious to try it

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# ? Jun 13, 2018 22:48

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

just got the joke of 'skull kraken'

# ? Jun 13, 2018 22:55

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

White skull kraken

# ? Jun 13, 2018 22:58

MockingQuantum

Olive! posted:

just got the joke of 'skull kraken'

idngi til just now

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# ? Jun 13, 2018 23:03

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

I googled it. Pokemon beat me to it apparently anyway i cant post atm because there's a big ol thunderstorm

# ? Jun 13, 2018 23:20

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

alnilam posted:

*chanting* Po Key Fish! Po key fish!n

e: maybe use claws to snip off pokeys first so as to not hurt mouth

but i'm torn because

spectres of autism posted:

i wanna b a bone bud

# ? Jun 14, 2018 00:03

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Plant monster did you get a computer? I would deffo throw some money at a patreon for you if you need a computer. Thanks for giving us great threads

# ? Jun 14, 2018 01:32

P.N.T.M.: tiny dinosaurs

white skull kraken! :aaa:

but watch your soft skull :aaaaa:

# ? Jun 14, 2018 14:01

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

blaise rascal posted:

Plant monster did you get a computer? I would deffo throw some money at a patreon for you if you need a computer. Thanks for giving us great threads

No computer yet. Just pencils, markers and phone. Which is like a computer. I-I don�t know if I�m comfy making a Patreon for a computer because I really just make threads when I�m bored and depressed lol

Oh

We ate the pokeyfish btw I figure first thing that gets more than 2 votes wins maybe

It seems our outer mesogleal layer has solidified slightly and has formed spikes. Cool. Eons of evolution have forced our creature�s eyes to push outwards and externalize. Swimming higher and higher, our guy spots another three creatures who look like they�d make great meals. We have a DIVING SEA PENGUIN, a MANTA DEATHRAY and a SNEAKY PEARL.

# ? Jun 14, 2018 23:13

City of Glompton

eat the sneaky pearl please yum yum

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jun 14, 2018 23:16

take the moon: by sebmojo

dont eat the manta deathray its friggin sweet

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# ? Jun 14, 2018 23:18

Mummy Napkin

Sneaky pearl, of course.

# ? Jun 14, 2018 23:19

Manifisto

well def do not eat the pingu, so I'm down with SNEAKY PEARL

# ? Jun 14, 2018 23:20

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

City of Glompton posted:

eat the sneaky pearl please yum yum

Mummy Napkin posted:

Sneaky pearl, of course.

Manifisto posted:

well def do not eat the pingu, so I'm down with SNEAKY PEARL

and of course

spectres of autism posted:

dont eat the manta deathray its friggin sweet

# ? Jun 14, 2018 23:34

Farecoal: There he go

sneaky pearl must be trying to hide a secret power

# ? Jun 14, 2018 23:34

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Ah sweet, the SNEAKY PEARL has given us the knowledge of SHELL. We are SNAIL.

Above: a brief retrospective of our lineage.

Now then. We have two options. Stay in the OCEAN or move onto LAND?

# ? Jun 14, 2018 23:50

Manifisto

let's find a nice beach somewhere and have a peek at how the other half lives

# ? Jun 14, 2018 23:59

Farecoal: There he go

land?? there�s no money in land! trust me boy, I�ve been in the ocean business for years, and I can spot a bubble waiting to be popped!

# ? Jun 15, 2018 00:00

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Someone break this tie before I break my ties with this earthly realm

# ? Jun 15, 2018 00:24

alnilam

Farecoal posted:

land?? there’s no money in land! trust me boy, I’ve been in the ocean business for years, and I can spot a bubble waiting to be popped!

lol av post combo

i vote for land tho sorry

# ? Jun 15, 2018 00:28

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Brb making land

# ? Jun 15, 2018 00:33

alnilam

better than making water am i right folks heh heh

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alnilam

talkin bout pee

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