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They literally set fire to the ring by accident | 2 | 2.22% | |
They literally set fire to the ring on purpose | 6 | 6.67% | |
Film 6 months of content accidentally using WWE prop belts | 6 | 6.67% | |
Rehire Jeff Jarrett | 23 | 25.56% | |
Start splicing in archival footage of AJ Styles and pretending it's current | 23 | 25.56% | |
Accidentally switch the live Pop TV feed to the WWE Network | 6 | 6.67% | |
Lose the keys to the production truck, film 6 months of content in the parking lot with a Samsung | 7 | 7.78% | |
Sue a fan who flips the bird on air, lose all company rights to said fan | 13 | 14.44% | |
Somehow everything gets good and they start making money (Comedy Option) | 4 | 4.44% | |
Total: | 90 votes |
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I don't think you're supposed to name people in the Witness Protection Program.
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# ? Jun 8, 2018 17:56 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 11:03 |
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I think his kip up looks fine.
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# ? Jun 11, 2018 01:36 |
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Bigass Moth posted:I think his kip up looks fine. He uses his arm to push himself up and then his belly jiggles.
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# ? Jun 11, 2018 08:12 |
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Bigass Moth posted:I think his kip up looks fine. Part of what makes it funny is his grand gesture at the end. It's not the worst kip up in the world, I'd say my four year-old does worse. But he goes Ta Da! at the end and that's just hilarious.
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# ? Jun 11, 2018 08:17 |
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Remember those handful of weeks before he disappeared from the earth when he was running w/ an androgynous heel gimmick
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# ? Jun 11, 2018 18:19 |
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Basic Chunnel posted:Remember those handful of weeks before he disappeared from the earth when he was running w/ an androgynous heel gimmick I had literally forgotten about this, holy poo poo. Spud is in such a better place.
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# ? Jun 11, 2018 18:36 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd-qsl4LMp0
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 20:10 |
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is that Jessie Neal?
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 20:20 |
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coconono posted:is that Jessie Neal? Killer Kross, who's apparently a AAA guy, not that you'd know that from the video. Classic Impact - debut a guy but don't actually tell us who he is.
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 21:29 |
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Julio Cruz posted:Killer Kross, who's apparently a AAA guy, not that you'd know that from the video. Classic Impact - debut a guy but don't actually tell us who he is. Do they have another guy on their roster whose name starts with a K? I feel like a team called KK&K is long overdue for Impact.
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 21:37 |
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Julio Cruz posted:Killer Kross, who's apparently a AAA guy, not that you'd know that from the video. Classic Impact - debut a guy but don't actually tell us who he is. I mean, is this really that odd? Of all the things to pick on Impact about this seems like a real reach. How many times have people debuted on TV and not had a name until the next week when they formally introduced themselves in some promo?
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 22:06 |
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Grendels Dad posted:Do they have another guy on their roster whose name starts with a K? I feel like a team called KK&K is long overdue for Impact. Well, he also wrestles as Kevin Kross, so making him Killer Kevin Kross would have the same effect, though it sounds more like an Arolucha gimmick.
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 22:26 |
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Phenix Rising posted:I mean, is this really that odd? Of all the things to pick on Impact about this seems like a real reach. How many times have people debuted on TV and not had a name until the next week when they formally introduced themselves in some promo? Doing a big reveal angle and then assuming your audience will all know the person who's revealed is incredibly dumb, and it's only common on Impact. WWE makes a huge deal out of making sure you know who everyone on screen is at any given time.
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 22:38 |
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I like that he drags the guy away like 20 feet or so before loudly assaulting him when he is very definitely still within the vision/earshot of all the people attending to the other injured guy
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# ? Jun 16, 2018 01:57 |
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Grendels Dad posted:Do they have another guy on their roster whose name starts with a K? I feel like a team called KK&K is long overdue for Impact. Isn't Kevin "KM" Matthews there? Not that I'd know, since I don't think I could point that dude out of a lineup if I had to. Throw in Gail Kim as their manager and you've got a stew goin
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# ? Jun 16, 2018 02:13 |
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pathetic little tramp posted:I like that he drags the guy away like 20 feet or so before loudly assaulting him when he is very definitely still within the vision/earshot of all the people attending to the other injured guy Its a cop, in America. Unless that was taped in Canada.
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# ? Jun 16, 2018 06:16 |
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pathetic little tramp posted:I like that he drags the guy away like 20 feet or so before loudly assaulting him when he is very definitely still within the vision/earshot of all the people attending to the other injured guy He also does it on camera and acknowledges the camera guy is there. Gumball Gumption fucked around with this message at 14:39 on Jun 16, 2018 |
# ? Jun 16, 2018 14:26 |
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https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1011330863685087233
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# ? Jun 25, 2018 21:34 |
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"dummies will be named and shamed long into the future" thats a hosed up way to talk about your signees
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# ? Jun 25, 2018 22:43 |
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Meltzer says it is a multi-year deal for Eli Drake. You get differing opinions on him but I think he would be exposed in NXT and they don't need a second EC3.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 12:38 |
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Differing opinions like "Who?" and "That's his catchphrase?"
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 13:05 |
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They don't need a first EC3 imo
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 13:31 |
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aron rex still might be the saddest thing in TNA for me. dude came into it with this grand sweeping speech and then fell into a fake title belt and a horrendous Liberace gimmick before he disappeared
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 15:30 |
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He was the one who came up with that horrendous Liberace gimmick, so don’t be.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 15:39 |
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NuclearPotato posted:He was the one who came up with that horrendous Liberace gimmick, so don’t be. I don't feel bad for him, I think it's hilarious how he was made out to be this huge unsigned star for TNA to pick up when he was a B-tier guy at best and came into the fed in poor shape
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 15:45 |
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look man he was too entertaining to ever be a title contender
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 15:57 |
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He sure showed the WWE, didn’t he? Aron Rex.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 16:43 |
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Endless Mike posted:They don't need a first EC3 imo I have zero love for NXT/WWE/HHH/VKM but EC3 managed to create a persona that's absolutely perfect for them. Aron Rex is bad. He's repped by Jim Cornette who always reps Mikey Mondo, which gives you the level of viability.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 16:58 |
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rovert posted:Meltzer says it is a multi-year deal for Eli Drake.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 17:00 |
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DLC Inc posted:I don't feel bad for him, I think it's hilarious how he was made out to be this huge unsigned star for TNA to pick up when he was a B-tier guy at best and came into the fed in poor shape Aaron Rex sucks because he's like that one guy who smokes 50 cigarettes a day and lives to be 90 years old, i.e. a guy you can point to and say "See? WWE didn't push this idiot, they know what they are doing!"
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 20:45 |
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https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1012518515037765632
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# ? Jun 29, 2018 03:25 |
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imagine how hilarious it would be if pentagon jr got unmasked for a tna ppv
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# ? Jun 29, 2018 03:34 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:imagine how hilarious it would be if pentagon jr got unmasked for a tna ppv It'd fit with their only consistent brand - WCW Except From The Dollar Tree
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# ? Jun 29, 2018 03:37 |
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what I wouldn't give to be in the room when they decided rey misterio jr was more marketable without the mask
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# ? Jun 29, 2018 03:39 |
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Sami was called out for balding during his pre-NXT documentary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcSuRkMpYjk
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# ? Jun 29, 2018 03:40 |
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At the last AAW show, you could see Sami's scalp through his dumb little bun. It's going to take Penta one swipe with the clippers.
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# ? Jun 29, 2018 03:41 |
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I'm still not convinced Eli Drake actually exists, to be honest.
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# ? Jun 29, 2018 04:20 |
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Jerusalem posted:I'm still not convinced Eli Drake actually exists, to be honest. every time I hear the name Eli Drake I think of a ROH style cruiserweight like Eddie Edwards and then I see him and am like "Oh, ok"
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# ? Jun 29, 2018 04:29 |
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I think I've seen like one Eli Drake match but it was boring enough that I purged it from my memory.
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# ? Jun 29, 2018 05:15 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 11:03 |
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Jerusalem posted:I'm still not convinced Eli Drake actually exists, to be honest. He's pretty much just a CAW who does the duckface in pictures and shouts DUMMY, YEAH, that's all there is to him.
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# ? Jun 29, 2018 06:11 |