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Skippy McPants posted:Pick ONE and stick with it, you vacillating fuckwit! Edit: bad snipe. This is a little tonedeaf: 
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Fuuuck, I hate this person so much He's gotta be some kind of aug bingo
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Jun 17, 2018 04:54
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EoinCannon posted:He's gotta be some kind of aug bingo Turn off your monitor
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Jun 17, 2018 05:18
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Skippy McPants posted:In addition to the obvious, I also hate that his shirt alternates between caps and underlining for emphasis. Pick one and stick with it, you vacillating fuckwit! It almost looks like the underlining is tiny text, like a URL. There's also a female counterpart shirt: 
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Jun 17, 2018 05:25
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Ugh they actually changed it to "my safe word" as if every woman is the sub and every man is the dom.  I mean I'm not into that stuff personally but what a loving annoying thing to assume! 
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Jun 17, 2018 05:48
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 the tonguepuncher of delectable twatterinos, the madlad god of reddit, Elon Musk, everybody
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Jun 17, 2018 05:55
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Is it...Is it actually?
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Jun 17, 2018 07:26
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Yep. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/214636339474345984?s=2 Poor Grimes. 
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Jun 17, 2018 07:45
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cash crab posted:
The one where Ross becomes a furry.
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Jun 17, 2018 08:29
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Does...does he not know the Marquis de Sade was a writer? If he wanted to make a book joke... My best friend's husband works at Tesla and was not surprised by this picture at all.
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Jun 17, 2018 08:39
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https://twitter.com/smellyremedy/status/1008000443539181568?s=21
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Jun 17, 2018 08:54
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TinTower posted:
Someone sure loves the Stephen Sommers Van Helsing movie.
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Jun 17, 2018 09:57
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:
IG Farben not hiring right now?
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Jun 17, 2018 09:59
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CelticPredator posted:Someone sure loves the Stephen Sommers Van Helsing movie. Listen. It was caught on film, with actors. It began, ended, and presumably things happened inbetween. And that's all anyone can say!
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Jun 17, 2018 10:24
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Knormal posted:2015: Well I have a lot of experience telling patients bad news, so let me break it to him gently. "You have no nose! Your nose is gone! You have no nose on your face! Where it is I can't say but on your face it's not!" 
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Jun 17, 2018 16:22
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Yes but how does he smell?
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Jun 17, 2018 19:04
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Inzombiac posted:Yes but how does he smell? Like boysweat
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Jun 17, 2018 19:08
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Like boysweat Dude. dude
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Jun 17, 2018 19:20
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Like boysweat 
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Jun 17, 2018 19:25
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TinTower posted:
poo poo this is not working! YOULL NEVER FINISH, THIS PROJECT IS FALLING APART no it's not, shut up YOU'RE LETTING EVERYONE DOWN no i'm not, i'm going to make self driving cars and they'll be the best ones anyone has ever seen DELUSIONAL THOUGHTS FROM FANTASY ISLAND, YOU'LL NEVER GET TO MARS, GRIMES IS loving BEZOS no she's not!
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Jun 17, 2018 20:31
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Like boysweat 
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Jun 17, 2018 21:16
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"Well, the good news is that you don't have a paedo tache anymore..."
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Jun 17, 2018 22:50
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Inzombiac posted:Yes but how does he smell? This is the second time this joke has been made and both times the punchline got dropped. Tough crowd out here.
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Jun 18, 2018 00:34
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Knormal posted:2015: You know, I'm against the idea of humiliating prisoners no matter how heinous the crime, but I can't resist the urge to put a red clown nose on him if I was the cop photographing him.
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Jun 18, 2018 00:47
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Elon Musk is the J.P., the head game designer from Grandma's Boy. One amazing idea, and living off mythos. Also, dressing like a leather clad fucktwit.
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Jun 18, 2018 04:19
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Panfilo posted:You know, I'm against the idea of humiliating prisoners no matter how heinous the crime, but I can't resist the urge to put a red clown nose on him if I was the cop photographing him. Your will, my hands:  And then I got curious...  
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Jun 18, 2018 04:51
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Solice Kirsk posted:Your will, my hands:
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Jun 18, 2018 05:26
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He's a Steve Bannon muppet brought to life by a twisted fairy godmother.
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Jun 18, 2018 05:52
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Panfilo posted:You know, I'm against the idea of humiliating prisoners no matter how heinous the crime, but I can't resist the urge to put a red clown nose on him if I was the cop photographing him.  Sidenote on the source to that image: Yikes http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Characters_who_have_had_body_parts_removed
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Jun 18, 2018 06:11
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fruit on the bottom posted:This is the second time this joke has been made and both times the punchline got dropped. Tough crowd out here. Goons are losing their touch.
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Jun 18, 2018 06:40
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Inzombiac posted:Goons are losing their touch. But how do we feel?
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Jun 18, 2018 06:54
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Jun 18, 2018 11:06
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Solice Kirsk posted:But how do we feel? Tacky
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Jun 18, 2018 12:21
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Solice Kirsk posted:But how do we feel? Like the unwashed hair on that noseless dude's greasy, sweaty forehead.
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Jun 18, 2018 12:55
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Solice Kirsk posted:But how do we feel? Perpetually a bit moist.
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Jun 18, 2018 14:15
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AlbieQuirky posted:M'rapist *Doffs lovely hat to woman* M'next victim.
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Jun 18, 2018 14:49
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Knormal posted:
Someone out there is masturbating to this page.
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Jun 18, 2018 14:53
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chitoryu12 posted:Someone out there is masturbating to this page. evergreen post
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Jun 18, 2018 15:18
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Solice Kirsk posted:Your will, my hands: Shouldn't the bill be sideways?
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Knormal posted:2015: 
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