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Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



Sami is going to get squashed in like 30 seconds and I am going to be sad

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bartok
May 10, 2006



Hako posted:

Sami is slightly less tolerable than Bryan

Hi Banjo

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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If Bobby Lashley steals valor he's actually much cooler than I thought

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Shima Honnou posted:

they should consider making burgers but instead of buns the buns are pancakes, so that they can be both

McDonalds did that already (the McGriddle.)

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Lashley was good in TNA, right?


...how?

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Apr 16, 2017

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CapnAndy posted:

Lashley was good in TNA, right?


...how?

Everything is relative

shocksite
Apr 8, 2018

i feel like lashley would really benefit a manager but i love managers so idk maybe im wrong

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
I loving love Sami Zayn, heel or face, he's just a delight

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

The_Rob posted:

Persona 5 is amazing and zero dawn was ok when it came out but has no staying power.

Both were amazing games FOOL!

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...


I'm going to die
\

nerdrum
Aug 17, 2007

where am I

CapnAndy posted:

Lashley was good in TNA, right?


...how?

Hard not to be good when you're on the same roster as "eddie edwards"

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
I wish the big order I just had to do at work happened during this match. at least I enjoy Daniel Bryan reliably kicking big cass' rear end once again

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Sami is the babyfaciest babyface but he's so good he's also a great heel.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

Erebus posted:

I'm going to die
\


Claire Lynch looks terrible these days

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




PASS THE MASH posted:

This crowd is going to cheer Sami and Vince will be so confused

Crowd is cheering the poo poo out of Sami. gently caress Vince.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Erebus posted:

I'm going to die
\


I appreciate this reference

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



CapnAndy posted:

Lashley was good in TNA, right?


...how?

His run near the end that people actually liked was the complete opposite of the character WWE has him playing now

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Big Queefy posted:

Both were amazing games FOOL!

Zero dawn was fine, but it didn't really do anything that hadn't already been done. The story was also kind of dumb.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Sami and Bobby Lashley both suck

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Liquid Communism posted:

Crowd is cheering the poo poo out of Sami. gently caress Vince.

well his opponent is Bobby lashley the valor thief

bartok
May 10, 2006



Remember when people thought they were bringing Lashley in for a Lesnar match?

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Apr 16, 2017

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Dias posted:

Sami is the babyfaciest babyface but he's so good he's also a great heel.

Was he ever a heel in the indies? Generico seems like a really unlikely heel, but then again, a guy who comes out to a Bosstones soundalike is also very unlikely

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

fart blood posted:

McDonalds did that already (the McGriddle.)

then why does ihob exist at all they've already failed

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

shiksa posted:

well his opponent is Bobby lashley the valor thief

not much valor in invading third world countries and somehow losing wars there tbf

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

I'm already losing interest very quickly in this PPV

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Was he ever a heel in the indies? Generico seems like a really unlikely heel, but then again, a guy who comes out to a Bosstones soundalike is also very unlikely

Generico was always a lovable face.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

bartok posted:

Remember when people thought they were bringing Lashley in for a Lesnar match?

You start with the sister stories, and work your way to a Lesnar match, duh!

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Was he ever a heel in the indies? Generico seems like a really unlikely heel, but then again, a guy who comes out to a Bosstones soundalike is also very unlikely

not as far as I know, maybe for a bit somewhere like Chikara

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




shiksa posted:

well his opponent is Bobby lashley the valor thief

Seriously, he is doing everything in his power to work heel, aka not wrestle, and the crowd is still very pro zayn.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Bobby lashley sucks.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
This commentary is next level terrible.

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Apr 16, 2017

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Dias posted:

not much valor in invading third world countries and somehow losing wars there tbf

Unlike getting 10% off at JC Penny if you wear camo, which is good and cool imo

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Dias posted:

not much valor in invading third world countries and somehow losing wars there tbf

American English and regular English have many different definitions for words

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Fentry posted:

His run near the end that people actually liked was the complete opposite of the character WWE has him playing now
But, like... he still wrestled? Like this?

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


What was that chant?

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



PASS THE MASH posted:

What was that chant?

Bobby's Sisters

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

The_Rob posted:

Zero dawn was fine, but it didn't really do anything that hadn't already been done. The story was also kind of dumb.

Well I really liked it. Persona 5 was probably my favorite game last year though.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Big Queefy posted:

Well I really liked it. Persona 5 was probably my favorite game last year though.

Mine too.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Shima Honnou posted:

then why does ihob exist at all they've already failed

TORMP

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Oh poo poo, I thought the show started in 20 minutes. What matches have I missed? Who won?

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