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The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Asuka is my girlfriend. I enjoy kissing her and her beating me severely.

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fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

bartok posted:

Asuka is good but not that good

Asuka's great. But Io Shirai is better. The only thing about Asuka I don't like is her dumb dancing to the ring. She dances like a hippy rear end white girl.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

First time seeing Asuka wrestle but I like her already

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

The_Rob posted:

Asuka is my girlfriend. I enjoy kissing her and her beating me severely.

lucky man

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

The_Rob posted:

Asuka is my girlfriend. I enjoy kissing her and her beating me severely.

Same, but with Alexa Bliss

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Mel Mudkiper posted:

That headband makes Bobby Lashley look like he is going on a charity fun run

Every time I see it it's like I just picked FIGHTING MAN on the Daggerfall class select screen or something.

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003
Save us Disco Inferno

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
Asuka should realistically destroy Carmella

but this is WWE anno 2018 so...

go Asuka?

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

did they turn the crowd mics off again or does Carmella just have literally zero heat

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Mr. Carlisle posted:

First time seeing Asuka wrestle but I like her already

Asuka is insanely good and very very popular with the crowds.

bartok
May 10, 2006



CapnAndy posted:

There's no possible way Carmella should win here and I look forward to being disappointed because Vince hates the asians

There is that story from JR about Vince being genuinely surprised some people found Asian women attractive when talking about Gail Kim.

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
Carmella's outfits are pretty neato


but man look at those tumbleweeds pass by

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Asuka bopping her head along to Carmella's music was fun.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

CarlCX posted:

did they turn the crowd mics off again or does Carmella just have literally zero heat

Carmella literally cannot get heat to save her life. Why they are keeping the belt on her, I don't know.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

CarlCX posted:

did they turn the crowd mics off again or does Carmella just have literally zero heat

Legit no one cares about Carmella.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
The highlight of this night is the Shinsuke avatar doing a nut punch.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Auritech posted:

Asuka should realistically destroy Carmella

but this is WWE anno 2018 so...

go Asuka?

I will be legit mad if they put Carmela over Asuka.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
remember when asuka had competitive matches with emma literally right before emma was fired and everyone was like "don't worry it's totally good and cool"

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

The_Rob posted:

Legit no one cares about Carmella.

I find her really fuckin annoying so if that's what they're going for, mission accomplished?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Remember when Asuka had the streak broken and the next week Carmella became champ

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

The_Rob posted:

Legit no one cares about Carmella.

I'm more of a well wisher, in that I don't wish her any specific harm.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Carmella is going to win and it's going to be the goddamn worst.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Mel Mudkiper posted:

Remember when Asuka had the streak broken and the next week Carmella became champ

don't forget Carmella then won the rematch by pinning Charlotte clean

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




The_Rob posted:

Legit no one cares about Carmella.

Carmella is a really good annoying heel, but she's the typical transition champion.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Mella's moonwalk is as good as Charlotte's strut

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Shima Honnou posted:

remember when asuka had competitive matches with emma literally right before emma was fired and everyone was like "don't worry it's totally good and cool"

I remember that very loving well

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

CarlCX posted:

Carmella is going to win and it's going to be the goddamn worst.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
It's like watching a toddler taunt a rabid bear

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
instead of dollar signs she should be weimar marks themed

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

The_Rob posted:

Legit no one cares about Carmella.

Only Saudi Arabia cares!

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003

DarkstarIV posted:

Carmella literally cannot get heat to save her life. Why they are keeping the belt on her, I don't know.

Her character being "annoying white girl" doesn't work when that's basically the most common thing you'll see on twitter every day and we're all apathetic.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

bartok posted:

don't forget Carmella then won the rematch by pinning Charlotte clean

That is still the most baffling part of this whole thing to me.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Make more undefeatable superstars IMO. Every champion should be someone who literally can't be beaten.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

CarlCX posted:

did they turn the crowd mics off again or does Carmella just have literally zero heat

She's never had heat. Ever.

Full Sail was silent for her. Full Sail. They'd pop for a fart.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Naomi, take note of those kicks

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Carmella can't sell worth poo poo.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Psychepath posted:

Her character being "annoying white girl" doesn't work when that's basically the most common thing you'll see on twitter every day and we're all apathetic.

You're not wrong there I know a few Carmellas and I don't want to hear them talk either

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

MotU posted:

instead of dollar signs she should be weimar marks themed

i don't see the dollar signs on asuka's outfit

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Shima Honnou posted:

remember when asuka had competitive matches with emma literally right before emma was fired and everyone was like "don't worry it's totally good and cool"

Emma won in the end, she's not here anymore

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IDONTPOST
Apr 18, 2018




carmella sucks wheres elsworth

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