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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
MOTY

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Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Psychepath posted:

Well. He didn't need that at all...

He's literally won nothing of note.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
braun doesn't need it at all

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

THE DUMBEST POSSIBLE OUTCOME

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Well drat they're finally going to run with braun

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Legit. Good match but man, this is scary. He didn't need this but as symbolic as future champ.

bartok
May 10, 2006



you were so close Kofi

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

...oh. That's.... kinda dull.

Also two Raw winners?

TEAM LITTLE BIG :neckbeard:

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Braun and Alexa both won.

IDONTPOST
Apr 18, 2018




monster in the bank, gently caress you wwe

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




just announce the cash in ahead of time for Summer Slam and Im okay with it rather than Braun doing the surprise cash in

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

So basically it’s on him so they can call an audible when the New York crowd inevitably shits all over Roman winning

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Jerusalem posted:

...oh. That's.... kinda dull.

Also two Raw winners?

Smackdown got their money!

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Monster in the bank lol

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

GrimGypsy posted:

NOW GIVE HIM THE loving TITLE DO NOT SCREW THIS UP GOD DAMMIT ITS SO EASY

Braun cashes in on Roman after he beats Brock at Summerslam so he can have his FIFTH coronation at Mania next year!

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Rhonne posted:

Braun and Alexa both won.

Alexa did predict this.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Shinjobi posted:

I will give this entire PPV an A++ AND I will resubscribe to the Network if Kofi Kingston wins the briefcase.:toxx:

Hahahaha, I knew my chances.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

CapnAndy posted:

Murk 'em all and win on a footstool, Braun
Yay :)

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams

Rhonne posted:

Braun and Alexa both won.


The Mixed Match Challenge pays off.

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



This is only good if Braun immediately cashes in as soon as Roman wins at SummerSlam

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
Christ imagine being mad at Braun winning. Braun freakin rules and should immediately throw Brock in the trash

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



If this somehow ends in them still not pulling the trigger on Braun I'm not going to be surprised

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Dango Bango posted:

So why did they not have a wider shot to show Kofi's fall? :lol:

The camera shot production has been really bad, as usual

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


Good for Brain but this doesn’t elevate him the way it would Rusev

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

Braun really doesn't need the win. But it's better then Roode. I just wish it was Kofi/Rusev/Finn/Joe. Can't complain about the match though.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
that match was extremely fun and i am happy for braun though i wanted kofi to win

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Braun with the case owns and haters can vacate

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
So Reigns finally beats Lesnar at SummerSlam and Braun cashes in. Yep, WWE.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Aphrodite posted:

Alexa did predict this.

Team Little Big wins big.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

So Kevin Owens was absolutely in the right and everybody should have teamed up to take out BRAUN before the match started.

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
goons: im sick of roman/braun!
(wwe puts over braun strowman in a position to beat bork and be a champion people love)
goons: well thats dumb!

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Yes Lesnar will get the hands....as soon as he shows up to an event

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Brock never shows up so why would he have to worry

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

PASS THE MASH posted:

Good for Brain but this doesn’t elevate him the way it would Rusev or Joe or Kofi or Miz

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003
Smackdown definitely needed someone (Rusev) to liven up the main event. Braun has been at the very edge for the past year and didn't need this to give him a bump.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Codependent Poster posted:

Brock never shows up so why would he have to worry

braun gonna start camping out in the woods outside brock's wilderness cabin

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Soul Glo posted:

(wwe puts over braun strowman in a position to beat bork and be a champion people love)

Only the fourth time they've put him in this position, surely Now will be when they pull the trigger right?????????????????????????

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Soul Glo posted:

goons: im sick of roman/braun!
(wwe puts over braun strowman in a position to beat bork and be a champion people love)
goons: well thats dumb!

Wow, the exact same goons said those two contradictory things!?! :aaa:

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