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GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to put down your tweet.

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Random Integer posted:

I used to be an Archaeologist and hearing someone mistake Archaeology for Palaeontology gives me a nervous tic now. Palaeontologists are the ones who study dinosaurs! Theyre completely different things people!

You're not my real dad!

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Captain Hotbutt posted:

I won't spoil it, but Eric goes all-in on an archaeologist-based bet that had me laughing like a maniac on the train to work.

He's gonna double his money!

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Iron Crowned posted:

You're not my real dad!

Hang up on him!

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Iron Crowned posted:

You're not my real dad!

Devin I love your mother

Violator
May 15, 2003


“He’s all wet!” was great, too.

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

bobkatt013 posted:

Devin I love your mother

Devin, did you block me on facebook?!?

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

duz posted:

Hang up on him!

MA, GET IN HERE!

Fsmhunk
Jul 19, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Evil Mastermind posted:

MA, GET IN HERE!

THIS AIN'T YOUR MOMMA'S DRACULA!

Marin Karin
Jul 29, 2011

What are you, compared to my magnificence?
Uhm, do you mind? I have a fetish for running jokes.

Captain Hotbutt
Aug 18, 2014
I've been a little cool on the most recent episodes. There's good stuff in them and they're nowhere near the level of unlistenable that HDTGM is, but there was just something amiss about 'em. Maybe it's because stuff like X-Men Origins and Ocean's 12 are dumb but not out-and-out insane like "Ninja III: The Domination".

That being said, Jurassic Park III episode is - to my dumb rear end anyway - an absolute all timer. It's just a dumb sequel movie but man the jokes were on fire this time around. Bruce Springsteen Dinosaur Musical and Celebrity Dinos!

My relationship with these angry New Yorkers giving me free entertainment is complicated.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
Andrew's instagram is so stereotypically "30s bearded white guy with a white collar job"

They're all the same

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow
He's so mad about that new Jurassic Park movie and it's hilarious

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

I really hope the new Jurassic Park movie does make it to the Worst of 2018, because then we'll have episodes for 4/5 of the entire franchise.

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

I actually found this episode much funnier than the Jurassic World ep, but I might be biased because any time they break out the Jesse Ventura impressions it becomes an instant fave for me.

"We beefily fell into the Hollow Earth and went beyond the realm of Man!"

AceOfFlames fucked around with this message at 08:27 on Jun 21, 2018

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
I’m a huge Springsteen fan so this last episode was great for me.

DoubleCakes
Jan 14, 2015

Andrew's interpretation of Bruce Springsteen songs is just close enough but not too close to be absolutely hilarious.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

JP3 episode was top tier and the Bruce stuff was great

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

the park is a metaphor for Jersey, and the narrator and Wendy must do their best to get out.

Jungleland however is just about the park's Jungleland ride.

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Has anyone shown the boys this from the Cursed Images thread? I think Steve asked exactly for this.

https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_ono5cmylD91vmtpeg_480.mp4 :nws: do not click

CGI Dong being serviced by a dinosaur.

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Thanks a lot, now I'm likely on a watchlist. :mad:

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



It says "do not click".

Don't do it.

Beer_Suitcase fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Jun 21, 2018

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Beer_Suitcase posted:

Has anyone shown the boys this from the Cursed Images thread? I think Steve asked exactly for this.

https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_ono5cmylD91vmtpeg_480.mp4 :nws: do not click

CGI Dong being serviced by a dinosaur.

Chuck Tingle VR comin' right along

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Beer_Suitcase posted:

Has anyone shown the boys this from the Cursed Images thread? I think Steve asked exactly for this.

https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_ono5cmylD91vmtpeg_480.mp4 :nws: do not click

CGI Dong being serviced by a dinosaur.

:stare:

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

Beer_Suitcase posted:

Has anyone shown the boys this from the Cursed Images thread? I think Steve asked exactly for this.

https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_ono5cmylD91vmtpeg_480.mp4 :nws: do not click

CGI Dong being serviced by a dinosaur.

:stare: clever girl

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Beer_Suitcase posted:

It says "do not click".

Don't do it.

gently caress you I won't do what you oh God why did I click

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

Beer_Suitcase posted:

Has anyone shown the boys this from the Cursed Images thread? I think Steve asked exactly for this.

https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_ono5cmylD91vmtpeg_480.mp4 :nws: do not click

CGI Dong being serviced by a dinosaur.

This is canon. Muldoon and that raptor are now happily married.

Erotic Wakes
May 19, 2018

by Lowtax
another day working at jurassic park. everyone keeps asking me if they can gently caress the dinos. buddy, they wont even let me gently caress them

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Fart City posted:

This is canon. Muldoon and that raptor are now happily married.

next in the series, he SHOOOOTS HERRRRR

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

It's even more fun not clicking it, but reading everyone's reactions. Oh what I'm imagining is behind that link...

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




It’s totally work safe just click it.

Violator
May 15, 2003


The Joe Pesci bits in the new Lethal Weapon 4 episode are terrific.

grimstad
Apr 26, 2005
I suggested a stupid title so my brother put in a better one
Whatever!

Shirec
Jul 29, 2009

How to cock it up, Fig. I

The singing was killing me as well. Overall, an excellent episode!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Mailbag is up

I'm rolling today over the Poltergeist impressions.

Also, I have been to "the amusement park in Ohio"

The Deleter
May 22, 2010
Holy poo poo Steve at Action Park New Jersey! I was hoping he was going to talk about the water slide with the loop in or something but it's incredible anyway.

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



"Hello! Super Clench over here" had me busting up.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I just submitted what I hope is a worthy pissing/making GBS threads story for the July mailbag.

admataY
Oct 16, 2008
Oh man im excited for the rambo 3 episode. A movie about the brave honerable Taliban helping sly to end the red manace - it aged like fine wine!

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

admataY posted:

Oh man im excited for the rambo 3 episode. A movie about the brave honerable Taliban helping sly to end the red manace - it aged like fine wine!
I'm planning to rewatch it before listening to the episode. Haven't seen it in several years. I'm sure it holds up beautifully lmao

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