bubp this thread every time jeff bozos has a funny clown name

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President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

read that as �buttersores� first. seemed legitimately American.

# ? Jun 18, 2018 22:57

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# ? May 21, 2024 09:31

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

Silver Alicorn posted:

I just learned that iain m banks wrote Surface Detail after hearing Jeff blaznow was a fan of his work, and the villain is a not at all subtle caricature of him

owns if true

also owns if not true

# ? Jun 18, 2018 23:44

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

President Beep posted:

im a borf; half e-store, half web services. im my own customer!

my son's name is also borf

# ? Jun 19, 2018 13:20

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

owns if true

also owns if not true

at the very least, jolier veppers is a dig on reckless tech entrepreneurs who are actively damaging, but think they�re doing a service to, mankind

# ? Jun 19, 2018 15:05

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

akadajet posted:

dear yeff bozoz
https://twitter.com/PostGuild/status/1007222865656209408

remember when jerry billionz was asked how he would spend his amazon "winnings" and he was like "oh probably build rocket ships or something i can't imagine a better cause"

# ? Jun 20, 2018 05:51

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

Roosevelt posted:

jerry billionz

probably the worst gibson character

# ? Jun 20, 2018 06:19

Neslepaks: Sep 3, 2003

jeff handbeezy

# ? Jun 20, 2018 07:20

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD: Jul 7, 2012

jeff beezy

# ? Jun 20, 2018 10:17

Poniard: Apr 3, 2011

beff jezos

# ? Jun 20, 2018 13:26

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

Jap Bentos

# ? Jun 20, 2018 15:12

Space Whale: Nov 6, 2014

Jebb Spaceos

As in launch him into space

A good place for me to fluke on him

# ? Jun 20, 2018 16:04

OldAlias: Nov 2, 2013

jizz baldos

# ? Jun 20, 2018 16:19

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

Fresh Mentos

# ? Jun 20, 2018 16:23

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

jamz bandos

# ? Jun 20, 2018 17:11

Neslepaks: Sep 3, 2003

Yuck benzos

# ? Jun 20, 2018 19:45

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

jeef bevebe

# ? Jun 20, 2018 19:55

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

jefftin beizer

# ? Jun 20, 2018 19:59

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

jurfs bezier

# ? Jun 20, 2018 20:41

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

jabs beelzebub

# ? Jun 20, 2018 20:42

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

jeff burzum

# ? Jun 20, 2018 20:47

OldAlias: Nov 2, 2013

just say no

# ? Jun 20, 2018 21:58

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

jeff bezos

# ? Jun 20, 2018 22:13

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

settle down, bezos

# ? Jun 20, 2018 22:15

buttcrackmenace: Nov 14, 2007; see its right there in the manual where it says; Grimey Drawer

joocy bethos

# ? Jun 20, 2018 22:40

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

OldAlias posted:

just say no

jeff beznos

Roosevelt posted:

settle down, bezos

# ? Jun 21, 2018 00:23

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

Cat Face Joe posted:

jeff bezos

I know this thread is for posting joke names, but please try to keep them at least a little realistic.

# ? Jun 21, 2018 00:40

Fuzzy Mammal: Aug 15, 2001; Lipstick Apathy

jeff blezosinski, or jeffyb for short

# ? Jun 21, 2018 01:04

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

gas threadzos

# ? Jun 21, 2018 03:00

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

Gazpacho posted:

gaz pachos

# ? Jun 21, 2018 03:02

ADINSX: Sep 9, 2003; Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Roosevelt posted:

settle down, bezos

seattle down, bezos

# ? Jun 21, 2018 03:26

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

ADINSX posted:

seattle down, bezos

heh

# ? Jun 21, 2018 03:28

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

little jeffy b

# ? Jun 22, 2018 01:31

Themage: Jul 21, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

jeff jerkos

# ? Jun 22, 2018 01:47

Themage: Jul 21, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

jerk jeffos

# ? Jun 22, 2018 01:47

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

jeffrey preston bezos is accidentally selling acclaimed strategy game "battletech" for :10bux:

(supposed to be $35)

https://www.amazon.com/BATTLETECH-Digital-Deluxe-Online-Game/dp/B07CPWHFT3/

# ? Jun 22, 2018 01:59

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Silver Alicorn posted:

jeffrey preston bezos is accidentally selling acclaimed strategy game "battletech" for (supposed to be $35)

https://www.amazon.com/BATTLETECH-Digital-Deluxe-Online-Game/dp/B07CPWHFT3/

buy this you fools

# ? Jun 22, 2018 02:10

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

jeff bezos, pet detective

# ? Jun 22, 2018 02:10