[Mafia] Heat

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Slamburger: Jun 27, 2008

Ok, looks like I did miscount and we were full before Mord signed up, so sorry Mord!

Roles have been assigned randomly and are going out now in alphabetical order.

A sample PM looks like:

quote:

Solenko, Vanilla Criminal

You are a cranky restaurant manager on a power trip. Employing ex-cons and skimming their salaries has provided you with a little extra cash that you use to publish a monthly newsletter for hemorrhoid sufferers. You consider yourself on the up-and-up but shaking down ex-cons is illegal. You don't have to pull big scores to lead a life of crime.

As a member of the criminals, you win when all threats to Crime have been eliminated. Note that this is a "town" alignment. You have no special powers.

Note that flavor may or may not matter, so be careful what you claim.

There is no heist on Night 1, and the first heist will be on Night 2. The first heist leader will be notified at the start of Day 2.

Day 1 starts now!

# ? Jun 21, 2018 01:09

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 19:40

votefinder: Jul 6, 2010; scoop scoop

Votecount for Day 1

Not Voting (14): Anomalous Amalgam, AnonymousNarcotics, Asiina, b-minus1, Captain Foo, CCKeane, Dancer, Dick Bastardly, Hal Incandenza, King Burgundy, merk, Moatillata, Monathin, Retro Futurist

With 14 alive, it's 8 votes to execute. The current deadline is June 23^rd, 2018 at 11 p.m. EDT -- that's in about 3 days, 2 hours.

# ? Jun 21, 2018 01:17

merk: May 20, 2003; ##interact

I�m a guy in this game.

# ? Jun 21, 2018 01:20

Dick Bastardly: Aug 22, 2012; Muttley is SKYNET!!!

I don't even know how I got roped into all this, I was just getting some on the side know what I mean?

# ? Jun 21, 2018 01:26

Dancer: May 23, 2011

It bugs me that I'm not one of the cool kids with an alias in votefinder. Let's see if this works ##vote Prancer.

# ? Jun 21, 2018 01:27

Dancer: May 23, 2011

I don't even have my role PM yet, that might even have been a legitimate tactical vote.

# ? Jun 21, 2018 01:28

Dick Bastardly: Aug 22, 2012; Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Dancer posted:

It bugs me that I'm not one of the cool kids with an alias in votefinder. Let's see if this works ##vote Prancer.

congrats

# ? Jun 21, 2018 01:33

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Hey kids want to use Media mail for shipping non Media matters?

# ? Jun 21, 2018 01:33

Dick Bastardly: Aug 22, 2012; Muttley is SKYNET!!!

CCKeane posted:

Hey kids want to use Media mail for shipping non Media matters?

*ppssst*

can you uh....heh.... you know

*whispers*
ship the stuff.....you know.... heh..... in the mail?

# ? Jun 21, 2018 01:35

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

TIL my character was in the movie heat lol

# ? Jun 21, 2018 01:37

Dancer: May 23, 2011

Dick Bastardly posted:

congrats

If you guys don't get all of Santa's reindeer in there by the end of D2, you will have failed.

# ? Jun 21, 2018 01:41

King Burgundy: Sep 17, 2003; I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8w1d01Y2vY

# ? Jun 21, 2018 01:51

Dick Bastardly: Aug 22, 2012; Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Dancer posted:

If you guys don't get all of Santa's reindeer in there by the end of D2, you will have failed.

is... this a.... Reindeer Game??

:ohdear:

# ? Jun 21, 2018 01:51

Dick Bastardly: Aug 22, 2012; Muttley is SKYNET!!!

King Burgundy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8w1d01Y2vY

Smooth Criminal the musical

:golfclap:

# ? Jun 21, 2018 01:54

King Burgundy: Sep 17, 2003; I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

Merk is the scum. Death to Merk! :black101:

##vote Merk

# ? Jun 21, 2018 02:06

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

confirming; y'all dicknoses

# ? Jun 21, 2018 02:06

Anomalous Amalgam: Feb 13, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo; Doctor Rope

Let's commit crime.

# ? Jun 21, 2018 02:09

Moatillata: Dec 13, 2006; Maintain.

Lol "all threats to crime"

Hi yes hello I'm here to do this

# ? Jun 21, 2018 02:43

Moatillata: Dec 13, 2006; Maintain.

Captain Foo posted:

confirming; y'all dicknoses

Room full of snuffleupagus lookin motherfuckers

# ? Jun 21, 2018 02:44

AnonymousNarcotics: Aug 6, 2012; we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back

Yay vanilla town my favorite role :rolleyes:

# ? Jun 21, 2018 02:47

Moatillata: Dec 13, 2006; Maintain.

b-minus1 posted:

TIL my character was in the movie heat lol

Was he... Al Pacino?

# ? Jun 21, 2018 02:49

Moatillata: Dec 13, 2006; Maintain.

Dick Bastardly posted:

I don't even know how I got roped into all this, I was just getting some on the side know what I mean?

This sounds like an undercover cop

Yw everyone

# ? Jun 21, 2018 02:53

Moatillata: Dec 13, 2006; Maintain.

##vote dicky b

# ? Jun 21, 2018 02:53

Dick Bastardly: Aug 22, 2012; Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Moatillata posted:

This sounds like an undercover cop

Yw everyone

close but no

# ? Jun 21, 2018 02:59

Dick Bastardly: Aug 22, 2012; Muttley is SKYNET!!!

however I do have connections outside LA that can aid us in our heisty endeavors

# ? Jun 21, 2018 03:01

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

King Burgundy posted:

Merk is the scum. Death to Merk!

##vote Merk

Yeah ##vote merk gonna stick to my guns this time

# ? Jun 21, 2018 03:07

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Moatillata posted:

Was he... Al Pacino?

No me jodas. I eat guys likeAl Pacino for breakfast

# ? Jun 21, 2018 03:08

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

Dancer posted:

If you guys don't get all of Santa's reindeer in there by the end of D2, you will have failed.

##vote Dancer, Texas Pop. 81

# ? Jun 21, 2018 03:09

Moatillata: Dec 13, 2006; Maintain.

b-minus1 posted:

No me jodas. I eat guys likeAl Pacino for breakfast

Que Chingon

# ? Jun 21, 2018 03:31

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

Yay vanilla town my favorite role

cry me a river, slick

# ? Jun 21, 2018 04:29

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

I am a criminal in this game.

I have also contracted the plague and am sleeping for the rest of my life.

# ? Jun 21, 2018 05:18

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

If any of y�all are cops you have to tell me that�s the law

# ? Jun 21, 2018 05:22

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

King Burgundy is scum.

No, this isn't a joke post.

KB is voting merk because KB knows merk will be looking at him particularly carefully and doesn't want to deal with him. He's hoping to turn a joke vote into a real vote.

Thank you, good night.

##vote: KB

# ? Jun 21, 2018 05:37

Anomalous Amalgam: Feb 13, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo; Doctor Rope

Asiina posted:

I am a criminal in this game.

I have also contracted the plague and am sleeping for the rest of my life.

R.I.P.

# ? Jun 21, 2018 06:11

Moatillata: Dec 13, 2006; Maintain.

CCKeane posted:

King Burgundy is scum.

No, this isn't a joke post.

KB is voting merk because KB knows merk will be looking at him particularly carefully and doesn't want to deal with him. He's hoping to turn a joke vote into a real vote.

Thank you, good night.

##vote: KB

I'm seeing a pattern here

# ? Jun 21, 2018 07:16

Dick Bastardly: Aug 22, 2012; Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Retro Futurist posted:

If any of y�all are cops you have to tell me that�s the law

but... were criminals... we don't do the law.... ITS YOU

# ? Jun 21, 2018 13:36

merk: May 20, 2003; ##interact

CCKeane posted:

King Burgundy is scum.

No, this isn't a joke post.

KB is voting merk because KB knows merk will be looking at him particularly carefully and doesn't want to deal with him. He's hoping to turn a joke vote into a real vote.

Thank you, good night.

##vote: KB

##vote KB

I will hold this vote until KB posts a case.

# ? Jun 21, 2018 14:01

Anomalous Amalgam: Feb 13, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo; Doctor Rope

Dick Bastardly posted:

but... were criminals... we don't do the law.... ITS YOU

Freudian slip.

you WERE a criminal

Bag and tag em' boys, we gotta rat.

##vote D. Bastardly

# ? Jun 21, 2018 14:52

merk: May 20, 2003; ##interact

Anomalous Amalgam posted:

Freudian slip.

you WERE a criminal

Bag and tag em' boys, we gotta rat.

##vote D. Bastardly

what

# ? Jun 21, 2018 15:14

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 19:40

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Anomalous Amalgam posted:

Freudian slip.

you WERE a criminal

Bag and tag em' boys, we gotta rat.

##vote D. Bastardly

##vote db trap sprung :chord:

# ? Jun 21, 2018 15:52

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