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Knormal posted:2015: What I don't get: a) he's a convicted pedo b) he lost his nose, larynx & lower jaw in an effort to remove himself from the gene pool because of a) He's in worse shape now. At least, prison has a beginning, middle, & end. Skull reconstruction never ends. Now, he's a convicted pedo that breathes & eats through a straw & can never wear sunglasses. What's stopping him now?
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PainterofCrap posted:What I don't get: No one nose.
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But how does he smell?
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TinTower posted:But how does he smell? very carefully
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Nien Nunb isn't a bad guy. Please show respect 
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BovineFury posted:Shouldn't the bill be sideways? Post of the thread. Wonder why he didn't finish the job the first time around. That can't be a great way to live.
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The World Cup is the perfect excuse to post this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBi-KXc0CRk
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That one in the top right looks well loved.
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LingcodKilla posted:That one in the top right looks well loved. The nightly humper
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Drunk Driver Dad posted:poo poo this is not working! YOULL NEVER FINISH, THIS PROJECT IS FALLING APART no it's not, shut up YOU'RE LETTING EVERYONE DOWN no i'm not, i'm going to make self driving cars and they'll be the best ones anyone has ever seen DELUSIONAL THOUGHTS FROM FANTASY ISLAND, YOU'LL NEVER GET TO MARS, GRIMES IS loving BEZOS no she's not! I really appreciate this post and it's changed the way I look at ol' musky
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Namepost combo checks out.
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chitoryu12 posted:Someone out there is masturbating to this page. Speaking of which, did you know that IMDB offers a shortcut to finding any of your weird-rear end fetishes in mainstream movies too? Here's a perfectly random example. Start off with something mild, say, french new wave. Oh look, one of the top results is Godard Mon Amour. Missed it during the theatrical run. I wonder what keywords people have tagged it with?  Alright, some pretty broad stuff but what I'd expect. Further down the list  ... OK, that's starting to get a little too specific. Still, we're talking about the French, it's how they do.  Huh. OK, clearly someone was whacking it to these scenes. But hold on a tick. I think I missed something...  OH YES  NOW WE'RE TALKING In case you're curious, The Baader Meinhof Complex and First Name: Carmen are the only movies which feature "Reference To Mao Tse Tung" and "Bank Robbery" and "Male Pubic Hair" keywords.
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The Sexual Shiite posted:Namepost combo checks out. FINALLY Trabant posted:Speaking of which, did you know that IMDB offers a shortcut to finding any of your weird-rear end fetishes in mainstream movies too? 
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fruit on the bottom posted:I feel bad for Teller! 
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We deserve everything we get, really.
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https://twitter.com/amandawtwong/status/1009141022041837568 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nkboMqYhSA e: The review is 100% Real and the entire thing is creepy and bizarre. Garrand has a new favorite as of 16:00 on Jun 20, 2018 |
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That is a parody of itself. Geez.
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I skimmed through some of his other stuff to see if this was like a gimmick or satire or something but no, this is just him deciding he really had the hots for elastigirl.
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He likes big butts and he cannot lie
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I read it, and still refuse to believe that it is real. quote:My attitude to “The Incredibles,” upon its release, resembled that of an ancient Egyptian toward the sun god, Ra, and it has barely dimmed in the interim. It was with fear and trembling, therefore, that I looked ahead to the second coming. Would Bird be able to sustain the fast, angular moves of the first—the near-geometric nicety with which Frozone (Samuel L. Jackson), Bob’s skating super-pal, charted his ice-cool vectors across the screen? WHAT
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There was a movie adaptation of Macbeth with Michael Fassbender a few years ago. Matt Berry wrote a review of it in character as Stephen Toast. This reminds me of that.
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Who knew someone could type a movie review one-handed.
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Wheat Loaf posted:There was a movie adaptation of Macbeth with Michael Fassbender a few years ago. Matt Berry wrote a review of it in character as Stephen Toast. This reminds me of that. As opposed to Michael Fassflexo, who was only in Alien: Covenant. 
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TinTower posted:As opposed to Michael Fassflexo, who was only in Alien: Covenant. Nice. 
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I think every media reviewer must hit a point where they realise how little integrity their profession has. At that point, you either quit or start seeing how much you can take the piss.
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Fashionable Jorts posted:Who knew someone could type a movie review one-handed.
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Minnie Mouse and Tony Robbins stepped into the teleporter at the same time
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Eh, Philippe! Thees ees no so bad, oui?
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gently caress YEAH ACHEWOOD
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Garrand posted:https://twitter.com/amandawtwong/status/1009141022041837568 Ah. So that's what the SA Current Releases dude is doing these days. Good for him.
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cash crab posted:gently caress YEAH ACHEWOOD You a Cho, crash cab? Also that American Girl doll isn't complete without a 2 litre bottle of off-brand soda.
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Garrand posted:https://twitter.com/amandawtwong/status/1009141022041837568 So just so I know I'm not misinterpreting this... The flying popcorn is from dudes popping boners with popcorn in their laps? Because the cartoon character supposedly resembles that chick from 50 shades? Because that's a weird thing to say in any context but really, in a review of a kid's movie?  That review even starts off creepy right off the bat  Anthony Lane posted:As a rule, any marriage in which one partner can willingly cry out to the other, “Trampoline me!,” inspires only envy and awe. In the heat of the action, that is what Mr. Incredible says to Mrs. Incredible, in “Incredibles 2,” and I’m disappointed to report that the action in question is merely the manic pursuit of a gigantic drill that is whirring through a crowded city and demolishing everything in its path, rather than a lazy afternoon in the marital boudoir with the door discreetly shut. 
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Hahaha what the gently caress? Not only did the guy write this crap, but there has to be an editor that went through it and came back with a "yep looks good enough, fix this double negative and let's post it". I hope they're getting poo poo on social media, at least. Who am I kidding he's probably the king of a Disney porn subreddit and anyone that complains about his review gets death and rape threats.
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Editor has a vendetta, the reviewer sent in a completely normal review and isn't sure why they're getting roasted. 
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Hugoon Chavez posted:Who am I kidding he's probably the king of a Disney porn subreddit and anyone that complains about his review gets death and rape threats. Ah, I see you've been on the internet before. 
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