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Barry Bluejeans posted:check out mister top-shelf liqueur over here. some of us have to soak our matted hair in grey goose, thank you very much I read that in Eleanor from The Good Place's voice.
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Some of us gotta settle for shaking steel reserve out of our sideburns check your privilege.
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Jun 25, 2018 20:30
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Am I the only guy with a beard who uses napkins?
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Jun 25, 2018 20:31
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Twitch posted:Am I the only guy with a beard who uses napkins? Napkins? Must be hard to breathe way up there on your horse, Mr. Fancypants.
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Jun 25, 2018 20:34
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I doubt the horse is THAT tall.
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Jun 25, 2018 20:45
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Twitch posted:Am I the only guy with a beard who uses napkins? That's nature's nosebag, though. 
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Jun 25, 2018 20:54
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Wheat Loaf posted:That's nature's nosebag, though. Tao of the bearded bachelor?
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Jun 25, 2018 21:07
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Twitch posted:Am I the only guy with a beard who uses napkins? What kind of boomer poo poo is a napkin?
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Jun 25, 2018 21:22
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ReidRansom posted:If not anime specifically, definitely Japan in general, because that looks like some sort of halfassed decora style, which is I guess supposed to look like you sprayed someone with glue and rolled them through a pile of stickers and barrettes and candy. Is it some sort of rule that every "street model" has to point their toes inward like that?
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Jun 25, 2018 23:40
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anime. It's supposed to look more vulnerable and kawaii. gently caress japan.
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Jun 25, 2018 23:46
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Just lol if you don't rub Fernet Branca into your beard every night before bed What am I, some sort of common Argentine?
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I don't know if it is true but I heard that dude had a teenage son that died and he had a mental breakdown and started dressing like him. I hope it's not true 
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Jun 26, 2018 01:47
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Twitch posted:Am I the only guy with a beard who uses napkins? Why use napkins when you have nature's bib growing right out of your face?
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This guy looks like the kind of guy who hits on a friend of mine. She always gets these burnt out Trent Reznor wanna be guys in the 40s and 50s. Like Don here  She labeled this as "the guy who steals all the medication from your cabinet when you're still asleep". And I hate how guys who grow beards just think "hey i'm going to stop shaving" and that's it. You need to wash it, clean it, brush it, make sure poo poo dosn't get into it. But nope, they'd rather get their epic beard full of special sauce.
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Jun 26, 2018 04:24
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Don has one unfortunate haircut there goddamn.
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twistedmentat posted:And I hate how guys who grow beards just think "hey i'm going to stop shaving" and that's it. You need to wash it, clean it, brush it, make sure poo poo dosn't get into it. But nope, they'd rather get their epic beard full of special sauce. I recently chopped my beard off but I got into a fair number of conversations about that. It actually takes more effort to properly maintain a beard than it does to shave, especially if you let it get big. If you don't properly tend it a beard gets disgusting and it does it fast.
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twistedmentat posted:This guy looks like the kind of guy who hits on a friend of mine. She always gets these burnt out Trent Reznor wanna be guys in the 40s and 50s. The goth/emo and punk scene is absolutely filled with old dudes who never grew up out of that phase and got a real job, probably from a good dose of addition or mental illness.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I recently chopped my beard off but I got into a fair number of conversations about that. It actually takes more effort to properly maintain a beard than it does to shave, especially if you let it get big. If you don't properly tend it a beard gets disgusting and it does it fast. Yup. The number of gross bushy beards I see around is uncountable. I went to rib fest and saw a bunch of guys in tapout clothes with bbq sauce covered beards. chitoryu12 posted:The goth/emo and punk scene is absolutely filled with old dudes who never grew up out of that phase and got a real job, probably from a good dose of addition or mental illness. That I can see, lots of women too. Often they'll find each other and be happy, but more often than not those guys will hit on women 10+ years younger than them. It's literally that bit in the Venture Bros were Pete White goes to Trianna and says "I was the first at my college to play the Bauhaus".
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twistedmentat posted:Yup. The number of gross bushy beards I see around is uncountable. I went to rib fest and saw a bunch of guys in tapout clothes with bbq sauce covered beards. A friend of mine is a 34-year-old punk with borderline personality disorder. You'd never guess how old she was because she looks young and still tries to live her life like she's just turned 21. She basically does nothing but transfer between different peoples' houses to crash at and go to parties and shows while putting off job interviews and having vague ideas of getting back into painting. I've basically given up on any attempts to help her out because she just won't take anything that doesn't hand her a million dollars on the spot.
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Jun 26, 2018 05:16
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chitoryu12 posted:A friend of mine is a 34-year-old punk with borderline personality disorder. You'd never guess how old she was because she looks young and still tries to live her life like she's just turned 21. She basically does nothing but transfer between different peoples' houses to crash at and go to parties and shows while putting off job interviews and having vague ideas of getting back into painting. I've basically given up on any attempts to help her out because she just won't take anything that doesn't hand her a million dollars on the spot. Is she one of those people who refuses to get a job because they won't get paid until 2 weeks after they start? That's unfortunate for the other stuff.
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Yeah, I had this discussion with the husband about beards when we were walking by this little boutique beard care store. He said "I spend less than this on minis!" My response: "Yeah, because minis are *your* hobby. For a guy that shops here? His beard is his hobby."
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twistedmentat posted:Is she one of those people who refuses to get a job because they won't get paid until 2 weeks after they start? She just won’t go. She always finds an excuse not to go, like “My new pants are too big!” or “I’m waiting on my scooter to get fixed so I don’t have to bike!”
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GoingPostal posted:Yeah, I had this discussion with the husband about beards when we were walking by this little boutique beard care store. He said "I spend less than this on minis!" I was handed a card by someone for a specialty beard shop that opened recently. I looked them up and they basically take a bottle of Argan oil, put a tiny bit of "masculine" scent in it, then mark it up about 800%.
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Jun 26, 2018 06:21
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So basically like every other "nerd" hobby is what I'm getting out if this?
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Also, the ramen edition of Dinotendies, with bonus dessert http://peoplegettingreallymadatfood.tumblr.com/post/164414803711/dinotendies-poaches-fish-and-makes-some
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cash crab posted:Also, the ramen edition of Dinotendies, with bonus dessert Is that... ...is that Masaokis? Has the prophet returned? Will we once again relive the majesty of a toilet steak?
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The final kkk is really what sells it
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chitoryu12 posted:The goth/emo and punk scene is absolutely filled with old dudes who never grew up out of that phase and got a real job, probably from a good dose of addition or mental illness. The ones in their 30's and 40's that did get their poo poo together or had it together at an appropriate age tend to be pretty cool. Like they're 40 and have a decent job that pays well enough because they've been with the same company for years so now they just go to bed at 11pm because they have to make their step kids breakfast in the morning before school. They're just covered in tattoos and have a lot of black shirts with skulls on them.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Is that... That hovel is nowhere near disgusting enough to be Masaokis' living space. There's barely any trash. Eh gibbe gibbe gibbe gibbe
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Fashionable Jorts posted:I was handed a card by someone for a specialty beard shop that opened recently. I looked them up and they basically take a bottle of Argan oil, put a tiny bit of "masculine" scent in it, then mark it up about 800%. Oh that sounds insufferable. Like I keep debating on subbing to Dollar Shave Club because its being pimped at me at from all my podcasts, so I'm like eh this doesn't seem bad, and I always run out of blades when I don't have any money, and its like 5bux a month, but they sell a lot of other stuff and the beard care stuff just sounds like a waste. GoingPostal posted:Yeah, I had this discussion with the husband about beards when we were walking by this little boutique beard care store. He said "I spend less than this on minis!" Considering how much minis are, weather you're going GW or Warmachine or Star Wars Legion or anything really, that has to be impressively expensive. chitoryu12 posted:She just won’t go. She always finds an excuse not to go, like “My new pants are too big!” or “I’m waiting on my scooter to get fixed so I don’t have to bike!” Ugh. I've known people like that. One literally just mooched on his mom until she died. When she did, he sold the house, used the money to go back to school and actually has a pretty decent job now, but before that he just would avoid going to interview for stuff, claimed he was going to make money first doing a web coming, then writing writing apps, then he was going to become a pro gamer, then a youtuber. If he haddn't had his wakeup call he probably would have been talking about becoming a twitch streamer or something now. But when he did get an interview setup he'd just not go, giving excuses not unlike those "oh my favorite shirt was dirty" "I forgot to buy subway tokens" "I started playing X and forgot about the time".
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God stories like that make me feel better about my poo poo life.
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Raptor1033 posted:God stories like that make me feel better about my poo poo life. Keep in mind that the girl I'm talking about (can you even call her a "girl" at 34) has borderline personality disorder. It's not just laziness, but an actual chemical imbalance that makes her prone to impulsive and self-destructive behaviors, exaggerated emotional reactions and feelings of abandonment, and black-and-white thinking. There's no medical cure beyond therapy to try and get them to take control of their own mind, which isn't guaranteed. As someone whose ex had undiagnosed BPD, it's an absolutely terrible thing for both the sufferer and everyone around them. It's unfortunately the kind of mental illness where you feel a strong desire to keep the victim at arm's length to avoid being dragged down yourself when they spiral into drug abuse, intentionally putting themselves in dangerous situations, and screaming fits at everyone.
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Fashionable Jorts posted:I was handed a card by someone for a specialty beard shop that opened recently. I looked them up and they basically take a bottle of Argan oil, put a tiny bit of "masculine" scent in it, then mark it up about 800%. Trap sprung (?) but finding a good beard oil really made a difference during the months I grow a beard. I'd genuinely recommend trying it at least once.
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Trabant posted:Trap sprung (?) but finding a good beard oil really made a difference during the months I grow a beard. I'd genuinely recommend trying it at least once. if your beard is so poo poo you have to style it and put oil in it just fuckin shave
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Cephalectomy posted:if your beard is so poo poo you have to style it and put oil in it just fuckin shave Yeah same with hair, lol if you have to wash it or condition it just go bald
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Cephalectomy posted:if your beard is so poo poo you have to style it and put oil in it just fuckin shave Try it. Don't worry, it doesn't mean you're gay.
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It's only gay if the beards touch.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:It's only gay if the beards touch. Well, everyone else at this club already abandoned us in favor of hasty toilet sex, so I might as well take a shot at her.
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