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Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

AbysmalPeptoBismol posted:

At first take I thought the staff was something streaming out of Snarls' butt.

This is a valid option

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Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

Lightnin? HA! Thats a good 'un!
Now why dontcha
come o'er here and
GET

IN

MY

BELLY!!!

Ouroborus
Mar 31, 2010

I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

I am not sure what is going on here, but I think Enkidel is using muscle magic to become a dog.

Olothreutes
Mar 31, 2007

Ouroborus posted:

I am not sure what is going on here, but I think Enkidel is using muscle magic to become a dog.

I'm also at a loss. Whatever is happening, it's very obscure.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

adventuring is often harder on the dog

Greggster
Aug 14, 2010
nvm

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

Lightnin? HA! Thats a good 'un!
Now why dontcha
come o'er here and
GET

IN

MY

BELLY!!!

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

Lightnin? HA! Thats a good 'un!
Now why dontcha
come o'er here and
GET

IN

MY

BELLY!!!

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012





glorious

Hobo
Dec 12, 2007

Forum bum

Look at all these people that don’t recognise a Loss.jpg

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




Hobo posted:

Look at all these people that don’t recognise a Loss.jpg

i got it but i prefer our in-thread trolley problem child massacre memes :colbert:

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb




This is the future wrongvoters want!!

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

Boonoo posted:

No problem!

Here's the count for 1-6. I was skimming the post-bloodfruit-sacrifice section pretty fast, so I may have missed a final vote in there.



Edit: I double checked, and I think I got everyone for 1-6

Votng is very, very closed. If we have a tie, I will flip a coin. Thank you very much. Expect the next update within a few hours.

Fruit-eating vote is also closed. Will anyone do a quick count?

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


ThatBasqueGuy posted:

(gently caress you; I'm not embedding that. -dbm)

The news is giving us a pretty good idea of what fascism looks like. Wrongvoting in a forums game is not it.

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


dont be mean to me posted:

The news is giving us a pretty good idea of what fascism looks like. Wrongvoting in a forums game is not it.

is this a vote?

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

Lightnin? HA! Thats a good 'un!
Now why dontcha
come o'er here and
GET

IN

MY

BELLY!!!

Task Manager
Sep 5, 2008

A weird time in which we are alive. We can travel anywhere we want, even to other planets. And for what? To sit day after day, declining in morale and hope.

:five:

Tsyni
Sep 1, 2004
Lipstick Apathy







Man this thread turned around quickly. Ty

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

Lightnin? HA! Thats a good 'un!
Now why dontcha
come o'er here and
GET

IN

MY

BELLY!!!

Schwza
Apr 28, 2008


The Kadmonim won't respect Enkidel until he passes their tests.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
This is Basscop's page and we're just posting on it.

paper bag with a face
Jun 2, 2007

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

You beat me to my planned submission.

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

Dang, that's a tough one to beat!

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

Lightnin? HA! Thats a good 'un!
Now why dontcha
come o'er here and
GET

IN

MY

BELLY!!!

Basscop fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Jun 27, 2018

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

the_steve posted:

It's always crazy to me, how we as a thread wig the gently caress out over the smallest things.

Stuff like Our Favorite Color and Which Hand to Scratch Our rear end With will produce dozens of pages of the most heated and downright hostile debate.

Option 3 - Eat a fruit.

Also, Diog, what about the previous write-in suggestions to
- Try talking to the tree
and
- Try to call out for Jael

Will those be addressed?

The tree does not respond when you call to it. When you say Jael's name nothing happens.

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

I counted the fruit vote, give us a few minutes.

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




do a dance that expresses our uncertainty about the nature of the tree

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

In the dead of night you grip one of the pomegranates and pull it from its limb. The stem is far thicker than that of any normal fruit you've seen before. The tree is shorter and smaller than the one you saw in Amalek and though the fruit is larger than any normal pomegranate, it is not so large as the ones you saw in Amalek either. You take out your belt knife and cut into the fruit.


The many seeds within look succulent and juicy and it smells excellent. You take a bite...

























































































































...and it tastes quite good. Not as good as the one you ate in Amalek, which was objectively the best fruit you've eaten in your entire life, but still, the fruit is quite excellent, truly, far jucier, richer and tastier than any normal pomegranate you've ever eaten. You swiftly eat all of it and then toss the remainder into the river.



[...]


Got home later than expected, we are not going to finish the update tonight at this point, my apologies for that. So voting remains open, it closes at 5:00 PM 'MURRICA time tomorrow. The current count:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uo1GqVKx6KYJoXmIUVfJXYLltvm6G5vbFryWJGBGhys/edit?usp=sharing

unimportantguy
Dec 25, 2012

Hey, Johnny, what's a "shitpost"?

This is excellent and isn't getting enough love.

ChaseSP
Mar 25, 2013



Oh god it's in the river. Burn the river

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


DID WE EAT ALL THE SEEDS BEFORE TOSSING IT!?

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
We eat all of it and toss the remainder in the river? If we ate all of it what went in the river? Seeds or skin or what?

CainsDescendant
Dec 6, 2007

Human nature




We don't poop, all those seeds we ate really are gonna sprout in our stomach and kill us when they bust out

Olothreutes
Mar 31, 2007

Outrail posted:

We eat all of it and toss the remainder in the river? If we ate all of it what went in the river? Seeds or skin or what?

Probably the pith and skin.

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012





holy poo poo

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

Lightnin? HA! Thats a good 'un!
Now why dontcha
come o'er here and
GET

IN

MY

BELLY!!!

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

Lightnin? HA! Thats a good 'un!
Now why dontcha
come o'er here and
GET

IN

MY

BELLY!!!

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Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

Lightnin? HA! Thats a good 'un!
Now why dontcha
come o'er here and
GET

IN

MY

BELLY!!!

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