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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Well, everyone else at this club already abandoned us in favor of hasty toilet sex, so I might as well take a shot at her.
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"Miner’s Mint Beard Oil is an all-natural, hand crafted beard oil with a substantial musky, masculine aroma with hints of refreshing spearmint and sweet, heady bourbon. One of our most popular fragrances, that harkens back to more traditional men’s cologne, without the chemicals. It softens and moisturizes your beard, and helps make your beard more manageable. Jojoba and argan also moisturize the skin beneath your beard to prevent and repair itchy, flakey skin." to me this is unspeakably badas s content: This guy reminds me of the goon with the pic of himself and like labels on his set up or whatever. I think he had a nasa janitor tshirt on My In-Car Kit As far as I can tell it just got upvoted to the front page on its own merit and not as part of a larger context. Probably the best part to me is the plenty of comments pointing out he's forgotten like spare socks, boxers, and clothes but has a gun.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 19:52 |
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The real crime here is his carpet.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 19:57 |
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:The real crime here is his carpet. You’re not wrong. Also where do these people live that they need all that? Car kit? Looks more like kidnap/rape kit to me. And that ‘get home bag’. Home from where? It’s like an agents bag from The Division or something. gently caress me.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 20:20 |
EmmyOk posted:"Miner’s Mint Beard Oil is an all-natural, hand crafted beard oil with a substantial musky, masculine aroma with hints of refreshing spearmint and sweet, heady bourbon. So you smell like you're covering up your drinking by chewing gum?
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 20:25 |
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lofi posted:So you smell like you're covering up your drinking by chewing gum? lovely product. real men dont hide their crippling alcoholism
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 20:37 |
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monkeytennis posted:You’re not wrong. Also where do these people live that they need all that? Car kit? Looks more like kidnap/rape kit to me. Yeah it's completely divorced from context so it's like wth is all this for? TBH he sounds like a loser who works in an office and is prepping for a zombie apocalypse
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 21:06 |
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Like the open carry janitor.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 21:12 |
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EmmyOk posted:TBH he sounds like a loser who works in an office and is prepping for a zombie apocalypse The entire “prepping” scene consists of pudgy white guys in IT jobs who fantasize about society collapsing so they can enact their fantasies about killing zombies/poors/brown people. Mad props to all the “tactical” gear suppliers for figuring out how to turn middle-class anxiety into loads of cash. These people will buy literal scrap metal as long as it’s painted black and sold as a “tactical stealth EDC tool”.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 21:32 |
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EmmyOk posted:
If you have a gun you can get new clothes.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 22:01 |
I think the 'get home' thing is a reference to https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/17085384-going-home which is a loving hilarious read (and the audiobook is amazing).
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 22:11 |
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monkeytennis posted:You’re not wrong. Also where do these people live that they need all that? Car kit? Looks more like kidnap/rape kit to me. Imagine how many knives he has at home if he has 9 in his "get home bag"
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 22:43 |
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Google image searching 'everyday carry" is a fascinating glimpse into the pockets of paranoid white people. So many "field notes". Sooooooooooo many glocks. A "tactical pen" may be the handiest thing ever made but I'll never know, because on principle, i'm not going to own something called a "tactical pen". Also here's a fun game: Count how many items in those piles of matte black painted objects have actual wear on them from being used. Or how many of those tanto blade knives have marks from being sharpened and kept sharp. My favorite i've seen was some guy including a sling he made to keep in his bag (without ammo for it because he'd "just use rocks") in case he ever got stranded and needed to hunt his supper. Not a slingshot, a sling. What David slew Goliath with.
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 23:30 |
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No EDC is complete without a NASA polo Edit: unrelated crosspostin’ Bobby Digital has a new favorite as of 23:50 on Jun 26, 2018 |
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I have a tactical pencil. It can double up as vampire stake or emergency firewood. e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knMtRf2Vx7o&t=167s lofi has a new favorite as of 00:12 on Jun 27, 2018 |
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 00:07 |
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:My favorite i've seen was some guy including a sling he made to keep in his bag (without ammo for it because he'd "just use rocks") in case he ever got stranded and needed to hunt his supper. Not a slingshot, a sling. What David slew Goliath with. Presumably he was well-trained with the sling. lmao
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 00:11 |
you can make a sling from a shoe in about a minute. ffs, that's not tactical thinking at all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWWCBbkvq2Y Is Tactical / Matte Black the new Steampunk / Brown with Cogs?
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 00:14 |
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Trabant posted:Trap sprung (?) but finding a good beard oil really made a difference during the months I grow a beard. I'd genuinely recommend trying it at least once. I know I keep owning myself in this thread, but pure argan oil is half the price of that, does all of the same poo poo except make your beard stink.
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 00:29 |
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Or how many of those tanto blade knives have marks from being sharpened and kept sharp. A knife you sharpen yourself shouldn't have marks since you tape off the part you're not sharpening. Only edc that seemed sensible was Adam Savage's no knife, mostly just a flashlight, a pen, and a pocketbook for notes and quick diagrams. The edc community can gently caress off though. Google occasionally recommends me posts from r/edc and ignoring the fact that there's always one or more handguns, there's also apparently loads of teenaged boys who walk around with $120+ pocket knives every day.
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 00:50 |
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Everything about this screams: "i wish to pull a zimmerman at some point."Poops Mcgoots posted:A knife you sharpen yourself shouldn't have marks since you tape off the part you're not sharpening. Interest of fairness and all, feel free to psycho analyze the contents of my purse.
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 01:19 |
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lmao jfc the slave Leia family keychain portrait really fuckin makes that picture complete.
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 01:21 |
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Can we have a PYF Tacticool thread? Or even a GBS one
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 01:24 |
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Everything about this screams: "i wish to pull a zimmerman at some point." I'm mostly just paranoid cause there's some scuffs on the bevel of one of my knives from when I was first learning to sharpen. If you freehand it, then it probably shouldn't be a concern at all.
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 01:26 |
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TotalLossBrain posted:lmao jfc the slave Leia family keychain portrait really fuckin makes that picture complete. She was my hero as a little kid
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 01:35 |
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Heath posted:Can we have a PYF Tacticool thread? Or even a GBS one https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3861471
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 01:42 |
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Bless you, friend.
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 01:48 |
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*nods respectfully in your direction*
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 01:53 |
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Google image searching 'everyday carry" is a fascinating glimpse into the pockets of paranoid white people. So many "field notes". Sooooooooooo many glocks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12cFyTOypVc
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 02:12 |
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Everything about this screams: "i wish to pull a zimmerman at some point." This guy likes to recite that one part of the Oath of Allegiance, emphasizing "against all enemies, foreign and domestic" while looking around knowingly.
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 02:32 |
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Google image searching 'everyday carry" is a fascinating glimpse into the pockets of paranoid white people. So many "field notes". Sooooooooooo many glocks. Old style slings are kinda fun in their own right. Use to chuck apples across my high school campus with them.
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 02:33 |
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Barry Bluejeans posted:lovely product. real men dont hide their crippling alcoholism As someone who has used beard oil off and on I can assure you that I don't hide my crippling alcoholism at all
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 02:34 |
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wring out the beard every so often and you get mash whiskey with a nice oily sheen on top
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 02:53 |
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LingcodKilla posted:Old style slings are kinda fun in their own right. Use to chuck apples across my high school campus with them. Brb teaching myself to launch apples using my bra as a sling.
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 03:33 |
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Crackhead Willie Nelson?
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 03:35 |
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Everything about this screams: "i wish to pull a zimmerman at some point." I’m the
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 04:27 |
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TACTICAL PENNIES
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 04:45 |
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Does he carry the Declaration of Independence and the US Constitution as well?
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 04:49 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDE1AxvOeAE
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 04:52 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:TACTICAL PENNIES Well he needs ammo for his sling made from the empty med bag or maybe the belt? Or maybe they’re backup screwdrivers? I wonder if the “in memory of our...” bracelet is marketed to also cure nausea.
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