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Randaconda posted:http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/06/26/gay-swans-attack-anyone-threatening-their-nest-containing-plastic-cup.html 
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Dachshundofdoom posted:^^ I'm glad I'm not the only person who saw it as a dinosaur impression A guy at my college did a capstone project where he collected jizz to see if men produced more sperm when looking at porn.
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Randaconda posted:http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/06/26/gay-swans-attack-anyone-threatening-their-nest-containing-plastic-cup.html paging anyone who still has the "gay birds" gangtag
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Henchman of Santa posted:A guy at my college did a capstone project where he collected jizz to see if men produced more sperm when looking at porn. Whelp that's my jack off fact of the day.
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Hell I'm jacking it on the train right now, but that's none of the egghead's business.
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Randaconda posted:http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/06/26/gay-swans-attack-anyone-threatening-their-nest-containing-plastic-cup.html Jesus Christ, Austria. Calm the gently caress down. quote:Mayor Steinegger resisted calls to euthanize the angry birds, opting instead to call in wildlife experts to remove the swans.
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Phlegmish posted:Just Fixed that for you. I'm sure Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Sarah Huckabee Sanders get dick pics galore. Seriously.
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AlbieQuirky posted:Fixed that for you. I'm sure Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Sarah Huckabee Sanders get dick pics galore. Seriously. Working in the Trump administration means she sees hundreds of dicks every day, and most of them are giving her orders
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Okay but did they get to keep their cup?
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Dude on the left is the prettiest lady I ever saw
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Isn't that just rape?
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Isn't that just rape? I would think so.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Isn't that just rape? 
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The Merkinman posted:men can't be raped though.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Isn't that just rape? Probably. Newspapers won't throw that and other specific terms (murder, ect.) until someone is convicted though, to protect themselves from libel suits.
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Legendary Ptarmigan posted:Probably. Newspapers won't throw that and other specific terms (murder, ect.) until someone is convicted though, to protect themselves from libel suits. The word "rape" doesn't appear in every state's sex crimes statutes, also, and it's considered poor journalistic practice to use it where it isn't a term of law. "Woman wielding machete sexually assaulted ex, police say" would have been a much better headline nonetheless. I hate "having sex" used in the context of sex crimes.
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I know that in Britain, the current law says that there has to be penetration by a penis for it to meet the legal definition of rape. I know this because I once had a lecturer in criminal law who ended a description of the elements of the offence with a blunt declaration of, "There must be penises," like she was Zardoz, and nobody was sure whether they were supposed to laugh or not.
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The US has an anti-drone gun that shoots drones at other drones I love a good headline like this
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This is almost literally a joke headline from The Simpsons:
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Purestrain gold is real! https://twitter.com/newscientist/status/1012672892067336193
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Another forums joke had escaped to wreak havoc on the unsuspecting world. If slenderman is any indication we can expect human sacrifice within the year.
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We have reached a level beyond gold, we call it gold 2
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Take the plunge! Okay! posted:The US has an anti-drone gun that shoots drones at other drones The good folks down at the DoD have been playing a lot of Enter the Gungeon, I see.
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By popular demand posted:Another forums joke had escaped to wreak havoc on the unsuspecting world.
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Barry Bluejeans posted:The good folks down at the DoD have been playing a lot of Enter the Gungeon, I see. erotic
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I thought that said "geese". Space geese
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Shifty Nipples posted:I thought that said "geese". Like geese could get scarier
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Aesop Poprock posted:Like geese could get scarier Why do you have to tempt Mother Nature like that.
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Aesop Poprock posted:Like geese could get scarier If geese were toxic and were capable of space travel that makes them scarier than anyone believed possible In space, nobody can hear you honk.
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Zil posted:Why do you have to tempt Mother Nature like that.  
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The Merkinman posted:That already happened though. Nah, the kid who got stabbed didn't die. Slender Man still awaits his blood feast.
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Aesop Poprock posted:Like geese could get scarier poo poo, space is where geese belong. loving rear end in a top hat geese.
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AlbieQuirky posted:Nah, the kid who got stabbed didn't die. Slender Man still awaits his blood feast. Now you know why Lowtax has bone-itis.
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