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Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

Last Chance posted:

the best cheese is melted cheese bitches

here is a pro grilled cheese sandwich diagram

code:

butter
sourdough bread
dijon mustard
fresh ground pepper
shredded sharp cheddar
thick sliced bacon, cooked
thinly sliced granny smith apple
shredded gruy�re
dijon mustard
sourdough bread
butter

cook in a hot pan until both sides are browned and cheese is melted

# ? Jun 28, 2018 18:43

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Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
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Sagebrush posted:

you'll have to fill me in on the joke part

# ? Jun 28, 2018 18:43

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

cook in a hot pan until both sides are browned and cheese is melted

*taking notes, nodding thoughtfully*

# ? Jun 28, 2018 18:44

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Rex-Goliath posted:

i love that every time someone makes that joke that someone else inevitably writes this post

same

# ? Jun 28, 2018 18:44

Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

exploded mummy posted:

# ? Jun 28, 2018 19:06

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

really the pro move is heat up two iron skillets and put one bottom side down on top of the sandwich to press it down and cook it at the same time but i didn't want to confuse anybody with some advanced cooking tips since y'all can barely boil water

# ? Jun 28, 2018 20:00

Wild EEPROM: Jul 29, 2011; oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

post the Reddit meltdown about grilled cheese vs melts

# ? Jun 28, 2018 20:46

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

Wild EEPROM posted:

the Reddit meltdown

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm no

# ? Jun 28, 2018 20:47

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

really the pro move is heat up two iron skillets and put one bottom side down on top of the sandwich to press it down and cook it at the same time but i didn't want to confuse anybody with some advanced cooking tips since y'all can barely boil water

no the pro move is to just open a bag of potato chips and scatter them on the floor and then got on your hands and knees and eat the off the filthy floor like the goddamned animal you are

# ? Jun 28, 2018 20:56

Scott Forstall: Aug 16, 2003; MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER

I too enjoyed the food netwerk tweet about oreos

# ? Jun 28, 2018 21:18

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

i liked the one about the ＷＡＳＰ� ＥＧＧＳ the best

# ? Jun 28, 2018 21:19

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

really the pro move is heat up two iron skillets and put one bottom side down on top of the sandwich to press it down and cook it at the same time but i didn't want to confuse anybody with some advanced cooking tips since y'all can barely boil water

this is also my go to method to make a cuban sandwich since i don't have a panini press

# ? Jun 28, 2018 21:50

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Scott Forstall posted:

I too enjoyed the food netwerk tweet about oreos

they finally retired it like two weeks ago

# ? Jun 28, 2018 21:58

Stringent: Dec 22, 2004; image text goes here

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

here is a pro grilled cheese sandwich diagram
code:
butter
sourdough bread
dijon mustard
fresh ground pepper
shredded sharp cheddar
thick sliced bacon, cooked
thinly sliced granny smith apple
shredded gruy�re
dijon mustard
sourdough bread
butter
cook in a hot pan until both sides are browned and cheese is melted

swap butter for mayo for better brownage :eng101:

# ? Jun 29, 2018 02:43

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

Stringent posted:

swap butter for mayo for better brownage

mods ban this filthy animal

# ? Jun 29, 2018 03:03

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

The Management posted:

mods ban this filthy animal

# ? Jun 29, 2018 03:07

Stringent: Dec 22, 2004; image text goes here

don't knock it till you try it :wiggle:

# ? Jun 29, 2018 03:21

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

what the gently caress

# ? Jun 29, 2018 03:26

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

graph posted:

what the gently caress

it's bad

# ? Jun 29, 2018 03:33

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Stringent posted:

swap butter for mayo for better brownage

if you put mayonnaise on the outside you have just made a bizarre low-effort french toast

# ? Jun 29, 2018 03:40

Stringent: Dec 22, 2004; image text goes here

I make sourdough bread, mayo works better than butter on it.

# ? Jun 29, 2018 03:54

Suspicious Dish: Sep 24, 2011; 2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro; Fun Shoe

Stringent posted:

don't knock it till you try it

I'm gonna knock it without trying it, actually

# ? Jun 29, 2018 04:18

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

a truly suspicious dish

# ? Jun 29, 2018 04:28

Bulgogi Hoagie: Jun 1, 2012; We

mac os is going to be an iOS flavour now and its almost good

# ? Jun 29, 2018 10:28

Lambert: Apr 15, 2018; by Fluffdaddy; Fallen Rib

Finally, the stocks app we've all been waiting for!

# ? Jun 29, 2018 10:33

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

Chris Knight posted:

a truly suspicious dish

# ? Jun 29, 2018 11:32

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

I just go:

Bread
Everything Bagel Sprinkle
Crushed red pepper
Cheese

and toast it open-faced in my toaster oven on "dark".

E: although as observed from above the recipe would go: Cheese, crushed red pepper, Everything Bagel Sprinkle, bread. The order given in the OP is as-constructed. Hth.

Schadenboner fucked around with this message at 13:28 on Jun 29, 2018

# ? Jun 29, 2018 13:25

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

Schadenboner posted:

I just go:

Bread
Everything Bagel Sprinkle
Crushed red pepper
Cheese

and toast it open-faced in my toaster oven on "dark".

E: although as observed from above the recipe would go: Cheese, crushed red pepper, Everything Bagel Sprinkle, bread. The order given in the OP is as-constructed. Hth.

I will accept this only if it's a NY style bagel (boiled before baking) and the everything mix has pretzel salt in it

otherwise your bagel is some shameful subpar bagel

# ? Jun 29, 2018 14:24

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

pretty sure you boil all bagels and pretzels before baking them

# ? Jun 29, 2018 14:29

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

I will accept this only if it's a NY style bagel (boiled before baking) and the everything mix has pretzel salt in it

otherwise your bagel is some shameful subpar bagel

Where do you stand on caraway seeds?

:colbert:

# ? Jun 29, 2018 14:29

OldAlias: Nov 2, 2013

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

pretty sure you boil all bagels and pretzels before baking them

otherwise you got round bread yeah

OldAlias fucked around with this message at 14:42 on Jun 29, 2018

# ? Jun 29, 2018 14:30

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

Also, that was just my grilled* cheese recipe, the sprinkle is something Trader Joe's sells.

I personally prefer a sourdough or a pretzel roll. A bagel would be difficult to managed the elevation of so that cheese doesn't run through the hole once it liquefies.

A bialy might work really well though?

*: toasted/baked/broiled not really grilled.

Schadenboner fucked around with this message at 14:35 on Jun 29, 2018

# ? Jun 29, 2018 14:32

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

pretty sure you boil all bagels and pretzels before baking them

check out this guy

most places outside of nyc/surrounding boroughs just steam them to make them shiny like a ny bagel but it's bullshit (i know this because i have 10+ years working in both types of places)