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Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Stymie posted:

all i know is using mayo to grill a sandwich is atrocious and i'm still nauseated thinking about it

it sounds illegal

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Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
If you have good cheese and good bread you shouldn't need to paint it with butter or mayo like a whore tarting herself up for a night "on the game" (as the kids say these days), hth.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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Gary’s Answer
All y'all talking about sandwiches and meanwhile eddy went public with the new roadmap for maps.

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
does the roadmap drive off an overpass?

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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Gary’s Answer
https://techcrunch.com/2018/06/29/apple-is-rebuilding-maps-from-the-ground-up/

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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Gary’s Answer

Stymie posted:

does the roadmap drive off an overpass?

Nah but we are driving Tom Tom off the end of a long pier.

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib
Is there really an audience for reading page after page about Apple Maps? TechCrunch is astounding to me.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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Lambert posted:

Is there really an audience for reading page after page about Apple Maps? TechCrunch is astounding to me.

Tech "journalism"

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Last Chance posted:

it sounds illegal

!warning!

you're responding to a "serious" stymie post about sandwiches

let that sink in

war is peace, mayo is correct

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

i like mayo fine, but cooking with it seems sinful

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

syscall girl posted:

!warning!

you're responding to a "serious" stymie post about sandwiches

let that sink in

war is peace, mayo is correct

Not using wonder bread and kraft singles is correct.

Sourdough and provolone (unsmoked only) and no additional fatty medium needed.

E: That being said, everyone should check out this 99PI episode about Wonder Bread, namaste.

Schadenboner fucked around with this message at 12:49 on Jul 1, 2018

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

lol apple is stealing all of their user's location data to make a new maps app

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

exploded mummy posted:

lol apple is stealing all of their user's location data to make a new maps app

i see we have someone who doesn’t pay attention to the very obvious “hey would you like to improve maps” dialog that is part of the startup flow when you first get a new iphone

but you’re right that the post-on-boarding setting could arguably be located better than 4 panes deep in Settings tho (“Settings > Privacy > Location Services > System Services > Improve Maps”)

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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ComradeCosmobot posted:

i see we have someone who doesn’t pay attention to the very obvious “hey would you like to improve maps” dialog that is part of the startup flow when you first get a new iphone

but you’re right that the post-on-boarding setting could arguably be located better than 4 panes deep in Settings tho (“Settings > Privacy > Location Services > System Services > Improve Maps”)

And keep in mind we go to great pains to keep the data irreversibly fully anonymous.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
If I'm listening to a podcast and I hit the Siri button it will invariably interpret the last two or three words from the podcast as being the first part of my command. That this is not prevented baffles me.

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

syscall girl posted:

!warning!

you're responding to a "serious" stymie post about sandwiches

let that sink in

war is peace, mayo is correct
you don't put mayo on the outside of the bread to toast with. it is an abomination before man and god.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

anthonypants posted:

you don't put mayo on the outside of the bread to toast with. it is an abomination before man and god.

right but my point is you can't take sandwich advice from some gimmick who constantly says "grains are poison"

which, sure fine but it's like asking trump for a vodka recommendation

Evis
Feb 28, 2007
Flying Spaghetti Monster

jony neuemonic posted:

salt bagels are the best bagels and i will die on this hill.

salt will kill you anyway

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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Evis posted:

salt will kill you anyway

Salt is only bad if you already have a heart condition. Salt bagels are the best.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
tims pretzel bagels were ace

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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Gary’s Answer
Pretzel bagels aren't the same as salt bagels.

Fiedler
Jun 29, 2002

I, for one, welcome our new mouse overlords.

jit bull transpile posted:

All y'all talking about sandwiches and meanwhile eddy went public with the new roadmap for maps.

yeah this "news" isn't really worth disrupting the far more interesting food chat.

Schadenboner posted:

Not using wonder bread and kraft singles is correct.

Sourdough and provolone (unsmoked only) and no additional fatty medium needed.

nah butter imparts an important flavor, which is also why mayo is not suited for the purpose.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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Fiedler posted:

yeah this "news" isn't really worth disrupting the far more interesting food chat.


nah butter imparts an important flavor, which is also why mayo is not suited for the purpose.

Man you're salty lately. How are things at home?

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

jit bull transpile posted:

All y'all talking about sandwiches and meanwhile eddy went public with the new roadmap for maps.

and bagels

jit bull transpile posted:

Salt bagels are the best.

NO

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


Wisconsin? 🤔

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
i have to admit that apple trying to replicate google maps is a step in the right direction

now tim just has to apologize for making stupid hugephones and discontinue making them

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Ocrassus posted:

Cheddar is the most boring cheese in the world.

sharp cheddar is good as heck

Kobayashi
Aug 13, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
God shut up

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Stymie posted:

all i know is using mayo to grill a sandwich is atrocious and i'm still nauseated thinking about it

mayo, sweet gherkin slices, and sharp cheddar on rye bread

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

never

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Kobayashi posted:

God shut up

greyforams is that-a-way ----->

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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hobbesmaster posted:

Wisconsin? 🤔

Yarp but the ghetto. There's cities there dontchaknow

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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anthonypants posted:

you don't put mayo on the outside of the bread to toast with. it is an abomination before man and god.

nah it's good.

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


image text goes here

check out this sourdough rye i made the other day


KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

C.H.O.M.E. posted:

mayo, sweet gherkin slices, and sharp cheddar on rye bread
seek help

Feisty-Cadaver
Jun 1, 2000
The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out.
graph how do you feel about Russian rye bread.

my mom used to make it as a bread bowl with spinach dip in the middle and it was delicious and 1980’s America as gently caress

Ganguro King
Jul 26, 2007

even apple doesn't use their own lovely cables

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Feisty-Cadaver posted:

graph how do you feel about Russian rye bread.

my mom used to make it as a bread bowl with spinach dip in the middle and it was delicious and 1980’s America as gently caress

there is no spinach in russian bread

Feisty-Cadaver
Jun 1, 2000
The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out.

cinci zoo sniper posted:

there is no spinach in russian bread

yes correct - you make the loaf o' bread then scoop out the middle and fill it w/ spinach and sour cream and some other stuff idk check the better crocker cook book

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Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

jit bull transpile posted:

Yarp but the ghetto. There's cities there dontchaknow

Wait, are you from MKE?

I thought Beloit in which case: ghetto as gently caress but not exactly a "city"? It's like one of those Massachusetts mill towns that now only has a good college, except it's Wisconsin so it's not an especially good college and the town lacks the honorable patina that 350 years of history brings (in the U.S., beyond these shores 350 years still isn't very long) and has a larger problem with heroin and meth.

Unless you are from Milwaukee in which case everything above is also true, we just try and fail to emulate Chicago rather than the Massholes.

Schadenboner fucked around with this message at 12:38 on Jun 30, 2018

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