PYF Memes: I thicc therefore I am.

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DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

just lol if you need shears to open up a bag of chips

# ? Jul 1, 2018 04:04

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Poniard: Apr 3, 2011

shears are for sheep?

# ? Jul 1, 2018 04:05

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

I can't open chips without power tools. Because I am a man, you see.

# ? Jul 1, 2018 04:09

Comptroll The Forums: Apr 25, 2007; DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

I only eat Pringles because the foil bags are too intimidating :ohdear:

# ? Jul 1, 2018 04:13

A FESTIVE SKELETON: Oct 2, 2011; TIS THE SEASON BITCH

just lol if you don't have an industrial deep fryer for making your own chips, fishing them out and eating them still dripping with vintage trans fats i barrel age in my larder

# ? Jul 1, 2018 04:16

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Personally I reach for nothing less than the garden shears any time I need to get at my chips

# ? Jul 1, 2018 04:19

Caufman: May 7, 2007

Not only do I use the scissors on the bags, I then use them on the chips.

# ? Jul 1, 2018 04:20

Agents are GO!: Dec 29, 2004

Since I was broke during the Steam sale, I decided to buckle down and actually play some of the games I bought during previous Steam sales, starting with Darkest Dungeon, which means it's time for some god damned Darkest Dungeon memes!

(I really think this one would've been better without the replies, but :effort:

)

# ? Jul 1, 2018 04:30

Poops Mcgoots: Jul 12, 2010

Agents are GO! posted:

(I really think this one would've been better without the replies, but )

The replies are part of the original joke though.

# ? Jul 1, 2018 05:19

Solar Tornado: Aug 9, 2016; A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

EDIT: also gives me reason to repost the best DD meme:

Solar Tornado has a new favorite as of 05:23 on Jul 1, 2018

# ? Jul 1, 2018 05:19

Xenix: Feb 21, 2003

# ? Jul 1, 2018 05:50

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Samuringa posted:

Barrels of fun, good map.

# ? Jul 1, 2018 05:53

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Jerry Cotton posted:

I miss dolan memes

# ? Jul 1, 2018 06:00

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Clitch posted:

They were Jehovah's Witnesses so they're both in Hell.

No more room left in heaven.

e:poo poo, wrong thread

Milo and POTUS has a new favorite as of 06:12 on Jul 1, 2018

# ? Jul 1, 2018 06:03

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Samuringa posted:

Wait.

Enhance.

# ? Jul 1, 2018 06:42

its curtains for Kevin: Nov 14, 2011; Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless

No loving way.

# ? Jul 1, 2018 07:12

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; I'M FEELING JIMMY

gently caress
God damnit

# ? Jul 1, 2018 07:17

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

While you tore open bags of chips like a feral animal I studied the blade.

e:

Memento posted:

Wait.

Enhance.

The Anime Liker has a new favorite as of 07:24 on Jul 1, 2018

# ? Jul 1, 2018 07:20

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

Memento posted:

Wait.

Enhance.

# ? Jul 1, 2018 07:25

Gene Hackman Fan: Dec 27, 2002; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

poo poo, y'all only just now noticed?

Edit: I'll have you know I can spot a loss coming from 300ft.

# ? Jul 1, 2018 07:35

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

poo poo, y'all only just now noticed?

Edit: I'll have you know I can spot a loss coming from 300ft.

Ya I thought that was the joke

# ? Jul 1, 2018 07:37

Scholtz: Aug 24, 2007; Zorchin' some Flemoids

why did I make this

# ? Jul 1, 2018 07:50

IncredibleIgloo: Feb 17, 2011

Scholtz posted:

why did I make this

Please don't ever feed my hamster breakfast again.

# ? Jul 1, 2018 07:57

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

I'm the inexpertly off-centered rocket launcher.

# ? Jul 1, 2018 08:50

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Memento posted:

Wait.

Enhance.

# ? Jul 1, 2018 10:19

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Jerry Cotton posted:

i want all but one of those shirts

# ? Jul 1, 2018 11:30

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

# ? Jul 1, 2018 11:33

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

FFT posted:

Not sure how I feel about this gender- and race-swapped remake of Get Out.

# ? Jul 1, 2018 11:35

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Xenix posted:

Memento posted:

Wait.

Enhance.

Well I'll be...

# ? Jul 1, 2018 12:06

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

I just assumed everyone thought it wasn't very good, I guess I'm more inconspicuous than I thought?

Karate Bastard posted:

I'm the inexpertly off-centered rocket launcher.

Everything is inexpertly done, I just open photoshop and mangle my way through it's features hoping something decent will come out :v:

edit: Does that mean nobody noticed when I did it on the Funny Pictures Thread too?

Samuringa has a new favorite as of 12:53 on Jul 1, 2018

# ? Jul 1, 2018 12:47

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

You made that? Good job, really!

I didn't notice it at first but that's a true masterwork. That's the exact right balance of ineptitude vs je-ne-sais-quoi that signifies a true masterwork meme. It menaces with spikes of irony.

# ? Jul 1, 2018 13:50

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Homegrown is often too subtle for this forum

I think because goons are gunshy and pull their punches nowadays

# ? Jul 1, 2018 13:52

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

Samuringa posted:

I just assumed everyone thought it wasn't very good, I guess I'm more inconspicuous than I thought?

Everything is inexpertly done, I just open photoshop and mangle my way through it's features hoping something decent will come out

edit: Does that mean nobody noticed when I did it on the Funny Pictures Thread too?

I did but I didn't want to say anything and cause someone to go on a tirade about memes outside of their quarantine thread.

# ? Jul 1, 2018 14:26

Erotic Wakes: May 19, 2018; by Lowtax

Memento posted:

Wait.

Enhance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38bVknDrioM

# ? Jul 1, 2018 14:38

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Karate Bastard posted:

You made that? Good job, really!

I didn't notice it at first but that's a true masterwork. That's the exact right balance of ineptitude vs je-ne-sais-quoi that signifies a true masterwork meme. It menaces with spikes of irony.

Goon Samuringa is in a foul mood! Goon Samuringa has locked themself in a workshop!

# ? Jul 1, 2018 14:47

Male Tiers: Dec 27, 2012; Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

# ? Jul 1, 2018 14:51

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Samuringa posted:

I just assumed everyone thought it wasn't very good, I guess I'm more inconspicuous than I thought?

Everything is inexpertly done, I just open photoshop and mangle my way through it's features hoping something decent will come out

edit: Does that mean nobody noticed when I did it on the Funny Pictures Thread too?

I legit thought it was just a joke about how Doom gets ported to everything. Well played. :golfclap:

# ? Jul 1, 2018 17:15

PizzaProwler: Nov 4, 2009; Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

Paladinus posted:

Not sure how I feel about this gender- and race-swapped remake of Get Out.

It's called :getin:

# ? Jul 1, 2018 17:16

the_steve: Nov 9, 2005; We're always hiring!

Male Tears posted:

Wasn't that from when they were rolling out Stuffed Crust pizza?
I remember the ad campaign from when I was a kid, it was anarchy in the streets because people were eating pizza backwards.

# ? Jul 1, 2018 17:17

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90s Cringe Rock: Nov 29, 2006

the_steve posted:

Wasn't that from when they were rolling out Stuffed Crust pizza?
I remember the ad campaign from when I was a kid, it was anarchy in the streets because people were eating pizza backwards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVmAcULPMu4

# ? Jul 1, 2018 17:21

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