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 hola que tal and bienviendininos to the Colombia thread, Colombia are in a group so bad that none of the other teams even share a continent with a country that has won a world cup:  they are 40/1 to win and as befits dark horses they have a cool anbd mysterious nickname: Los Cafeteros due to the coffee production in their country in 2014 they beat the d****, the w***, and the n*** then got sent home in forty different ambulances by brazil. more like judo bonita if you ask me ! 23-man final squad: Goalkeepers: David Ospina (Arsenal), Camilo Vargas (AC Deportivo Cali), Jose Fernando Cuadrado (CD Once Caldas). Defenders: Cristian Zapata (AC Milan), Oscar Murillo (CF Pachuca), Santiago Arias (PSV Eindhoven), Yerry Mina (Barcelona), Johan Mojica (Girona FC), Frank Fabra (CA Boca Juniors), Davinson Sanchez (Tottenham Hotspur). Midfielders: Wilmar Barrios (CA Boca Juniors), Carlos Sanchez (RCD Espanyol), Abel Aguilar (AC Deportivo Cali), James Rodriguez (Bayern Munich), Juan Guillermo Cuadrado (Juventus), Mateus Uribe (Club America), Jefferson Lerma (Levante), Juan Fernando Quintero (CA River Plate). Forwards: Carlos Bacca (Villarreal), Radamel Falcao Garcia (Monaco), Luis Muriel (Sevilla), Miguel Borja (SE Palmeiras), Jose Izquierdo (Brighton & Hove Albion). 7 stars to look out for: - radamel 'radioactive man' Falcao is the country's all time top scorer and recently becane a legal fraud as well as the football kind which he earned when he scored 6 in 35 games in the prem - ospina (latin: 'bone wood') is really too short to be a footballer leet alone in goal but was named keeper prince regent in 94 after rene higuita got tackled by roger melly while attempting a scorpion kick and was killed by the mafia after the game using a bolito. fairly loving wacky chain of events if you ask me - i always thought cristian Zapata played for an African team and in a sense I suppose he does - carlos Sanchez was an absolute beast in pro evo 15 when he plated for villa, if its the same carlos sanchez that is - don't expect Juan Guillermo Cuadrado to mess about playing triangles; his name actually means square - luis Muriel has not one but TWO girls' names - carlos valderama looks like Steve pemberton these days thats all for now. as long as these guys don't pick up too many red Cartegena, ill see you in the knockouts 
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Very good thread Breath Ray
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Jun 14, 2018 03:05
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I like Colombia and I hope they do well. it's also a nice place to visit with the best looking women.
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Jun 14, 2018 06:42
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What was the name of that busty Colombian fan with her phone in her bra?
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Jun 14, 2018 07:55
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shut up blegum posted:What was the name of that busty Colombian fan with her phone in her bra? I think you mean Larissa Riquelme, who was from Paraguay.
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Jun 14, 2018 08:48
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trem_two posted:I think you mean Larissa Riquelme, who was from Paraguay. Yeah you're right 
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Jun 14, 2018 11:08
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African AIDS cum posted:Very good thread Breath Ray thanks, I really enjoyed the creative process and hopefully I can get a new av out of it from someone. tino asprilla doing a never ending somersault would be just peachy
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Jun 14, 2018 23:39
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My Colombian gf and I a half Colombian are muy excitedo for the cup
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Jun 18, 2018 03:43
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the good news is it turned out to be the same Carlos sanchez,
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Jun 20, 2018 08:35
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I just want to say I'm rooting hard for Colombia to knock out England and their awful fans tomorrow.
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Jul 3, 2018 05:48
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Wearing my colombia jersey under my suit today and hoping I can bail on these bullshit meetings to go watch the game
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Jul 3, 2018 12:35
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colombia  Colombia  COLOMBIA 
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Jul 3, 2018 14:03
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Colombia good.
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Jul 3, 2018 14:37
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lol gently caress off you dirty cunts
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Jul 3, 2018 22:19
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Jose posted:lol gently caress off you dirty cunts
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Jul 3, 2018 22:26
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Jose posted:lol gently caress off you dirty cunts and their football team is also bad
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Jul 3, 2018 22:28
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Time to feel small and humble ims&ho.
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Jul 4, 2018 02:45
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Time to feel small and humble ims&ho. Hello Shakira.
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Jul 4, 2018 02:50
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Shrapnig posted:Hello Shakira. thanks for explaining that very obvious joke
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Is it me or has one of the photos vanished from the op e. its back Breath Ray fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Sep 15, 2018 |
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