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Joey is the end stage of man's devolution into porcine filth. I've seen a guy flush his nose with a fermented urine neti pot and a freegan consume a recently deceased roadkill, from the source, and neither compare to the soul pain that is seeing that beast stuff his obese, ruined body. The noises he makes... E: new page content  https://i.imgur.com/IoxX6Xo.gifv Xen Tricks has a new favorite as of 10:43 on Jul 7, 2018 |
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worst part about joey is his loving fingernails.... like, they're really, really bad and gross
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Jul 7, 2018 14:16
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Twat McTwatterson posted:worst part about joey is his loving fingernails.... like, they're really, really bad and gross The muscles that push solid waste out of his colon don't work anymore, so he has to dig it out with his hands 10 times a day.
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Jul 7, 2018 15:14
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:The muscles that push solid waste out of his colon don't work anymore, so he has to dig it out with his hands 10 times a day.  the medical team for this is "disimpaction"
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Jul 7, 2018 15:49
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What the hell is it with people reviewing food in their cars? There's like tons of them.
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Jul 7, 2018 15:51
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Solice Kirsk posted:What the hell is it with people reviewing food in their cars? There's like tons of them. Most people don't wait until they get home before eating their drive thru. By then it will be soggy and cold.
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Jul 7, 2018 15:56
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Joey is the most repulsive person I've seen in all my years of the internet. It's a base, gut reaction.
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Jul 7, 2018 15:57
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Picnic Princess posted:Most people don't wait until they get home before eating their drive thru. By then it will be soggy and cold. That is a genuine problem, which is easily solved by just going in and eating. As noted in the AFP thread, drive thrus are the last resort of the pantsless, and apparently the gross vlogger
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Jul 7, 2018 16:03
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Jul 7, 2018 16:33
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The waitress in the back ain't having none of that.
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Jul 7, 2018 16:47
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Solice Kirsk posted:What the hell is it with people reviewing food in their cars? There's like tons of them. You get youtube ad money while you shill products for major corporations. Seems pretty good.
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Jul 7, 2018 17:08
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Post Malone in his pre-face tattoos phase of life
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Jul 7, 2018 18:58
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That post about how Post Malone's mustache looks like two dogs kissing ruined my life
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Jul 7, 2018 19:32
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Jul 7, 2018 21:38
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This is the best story ever written.
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Jul 7, 2018 21:47
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yeah I
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Jul 7, 2018 21:51
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chitoryu12 posted:This is the best story ever written.
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Jul 7, 2018 21:55
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Solice Kirsk posted:What the hell is it with people reviewing food in their cars? There's like tons of them. I've heard some people say it's for the audio quality.
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Jul 8, 2018 01:06
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I bet he and gamesmaster anthony would be good friends
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Jul 8, 2018 01:17
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Another thing about fat disgusting guys eating food in their car is... how goddamn disgusting is it to eat in your car? That's the number one rule of keeping your car clean... don't eat in it. All that grease and oil and those crumbs just running down their mouths and fingers and steering wheels and doors and windows... sooooo nasty.
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Jul 8, 2018 01:39
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I guess you could say they didn't see eye to brown eye on the subject.
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Jul 8, 2018 01:59
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timefly posted:I've heard some people say it's for the audio quality. lmao okay
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Jul 8, 2018 05:08
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cash crab posted:lmao okay It's legit, your voice resonates better there. It's same reason that your singing voice sounds better in the shower And most modern cars have better soundproofing than houses
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Jul 8, 2018 05:40
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Eating in your car is actually super cool and good and keeping it clean is the lowest bar of responsibility of ownership
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Jul 8, 2018 08:08
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The Door Frame posted:It's legit, your voice resonates better there. It's same reason that your singing voice sounds better in the shower I mean, sure. Acoustics aside, I feel like people who film eating videos in their car are doing it primarily because the distance from the outstretched arm of the person handing it to them through the window, and the parking spot, is infinitely shorter than bringing it home. Because I am pretty sure a Baconator doesn't improve a lot during the drive home. ALSO, some people just nasty
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Jul 8, 2018 08:31
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hawowanlawow posted:Joey is the most repulsive person I've seen in all my years of the internet. It's a base, gut reaction. For real. I have a pretty high tolerance for this AUG stuff. But Joey does something to me that other people--even other fast food reviewers--do not. Like, something really bad. He's like a walking skin tag. And then you'll be watching and he will just casually throw in a joke about sex abuse or something. Don't even get me started on the weird noises he makes. He is such a gross loving person. He makes me physically nauseous. I miss Fatman.
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Jul 8, 2018 09:03
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Pakistani politics posted:He's like a walking skin tag.  Anyway, gross cars:  
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Jul 8, 2018 09:25
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Young Joey was an average six year old boy, enjoying a leisurely family vacation at Disney Land, where he ate a cursed turkey leg and was suddenly flung through time and space. Now, Joey must travel from parking lot to parking lot in search of the one fast food item that will take him back. Without it, he will forever be trapped in the body of a morbidly obese slugman. Will he succeed or will his foot be amputated? This is Joey's World Tour. He's back.
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Jul 8, 2018 09:29
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cash crab posted:
Cars' gettin dirty again, better throw some more bath mats on top
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Jul 8, 2018 10:02
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Xen Tricks posted:Joey is the end stage of man's devolution into porcine filth. I've seen a guy flush his nose with a fermented urine neti pot and a freegan consume a recently deceased roadkill, from the source, and neither compare to the soul pain that is seeing that beast stuff his obese, ruined body. The noises he makes... Hey I just want to say "gently caress you" for making this a snipe because everytime I scroll up to see my user CP I end up getting nauseated
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Jul 8, 2018 10:09
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The Bloop posted:That is a genuine problem, which is easily solved by just going in and eating.
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Jul 8, 2018 11:09
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Pakistani politics posted:For real. I have a pretty high tolerance for this AUG stuff. But Joey does something to me that other people--even other fast food reviewers--do not. Like, something really bad. He's like a walking skin tag. And then you'll be watching and he will just casually throw in a joke about sex abuse or something. Don't even get me started on the weird noises he makes. He is such a gross loving person. He makes me physically nauseous. I miss Fatman. Yeah I have to go back to the noises for a sec because loving seriously it's disturbing. I'm wondering if he has mild tourette's or if he actually does it intentionally somehow thinking it's endearing. He's constantly rolling his eyes and doing some weird yips while he stuffs his face with the grossest things. It somehow makes everything even worse.
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Jul 8, 2018 11:16
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Jul 8, 2018 11:41
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 So we need a marketing campaign for the Gameboy Pocket. What do our customers want more than anything? They want to be licked by the endless wall of flesh. My god, you're right. Good work Bob. Get the ads made!
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Jul 8, 2018 11:53
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It's worse because they zoomed in on whoevers gross skin that is.
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Jul 8, 2018 11:56
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Nurge posted:
It was the 90s. Everything had to be either gross, insulting to the viewer, or both. Otherwise, how would you get somebody's attention?
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Jul 8, 2018 12:05
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cash crab posted:Hey I just want to say "gently caress you" for making this a snipe because everytime I scroll up to see my user CP I end up getting nauseated Woowoowoooo!
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Jul 8, 2018 13:14
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Here’s another Joey like creature https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5u7q4egVZQ Go to 7:40 The whole video is a journey. The breathing sounds and various noises, the strange comments, and the best part, dipping a crust into hot tea CelticPredator has a new favorite as of 13:32 on Jul 8, 2018 |
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Jul 8, 2018 13:28
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One more for the road https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1RTDEg5a0Q
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