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Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

�We�ve got a Nokia 3410 pointed at the goals from the tenth row back, that�s probably conclusive evidence eh boys?�

# ? Jul 7, 2018 11:37

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 00:36

racing identity: Apr 5, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

Solemn Sloth posted:

�We�ve got a Nokia 3410 pointed at the goals from the tenth row back, that�s probably conclusive evidence eh boys?�

The 3410 didn't have a camera, so that's the first mistake the AFL have made

# ? Jul 7, 2018 11:40

snaeksikn: Feb 28, 2010

3 things in life are certain: death, taxes, and Max Gawn missing a set shot from 30m out

# ? Jul 7, 2018 11:41

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

snaeksikn posted:

3 things in life are certain: death, taxes, and Max Gawn missing a set shot from 30m out

Lucky channel 7 have the leagues foremost expert on poo poo kicking Ben Dixon on the boundary for analysis

# ? Jul 7, 2018 11:43

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

snaeksikn posted:

3 things in life are certain: death, taxes, and Max Gawn missing a set shot from 30m out

You forgot us leaking scoring opportunities at the end of every single quarter

# ? Jul 7, 2018 11:45

monolithburger: Sep 7, 2011

Ben Dixon is the absent father of goal kicking coaches.

# ? Jul 7, 2018 11:49

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Melbourne on track to have more inside 50s than points scored twice in 3 weeks

# ? Jul 7, 2018 11:50

hiddenmovement: Sep 29, 2011; "Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."

racing identity posted:

The 3410 didn't have a camera, so that's the first mistake the AFL have made

Please tell me you owned a 3410 and you don't just have an encyclopedic knowledge of old phones

# ? Jul 7, 2018 12:08

Forum Joe: Jun 8, 2001; Every day I'm shuffling!

Ask me about Tasmania!

How about that "contact below the knees" against Dahlhaus? Absolute joke.

# ? Jul 7, 2018 12:11

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

51 inside 50s to 15

# ? Jul 7, 2018 12:16

racing identity: Apr 5, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

hiddenmovement posted:

Please tell me you owned a 3410 and you don't just have an encyclopedic knowledge of old phones

I had a 3310 and a 3510 at various points, both of which were camera-less. The 3510 had some boonta polyphonic ringtones though

# ? Jul 7, 2018 12:18

NPR Journalizard: Feb 14, 2008

Lol Jordan Lewis.

# ? Jul 7, 2018 12:35

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Neymar would have been jealous of that

# ? Jul 7, 2018 12:36

hiddenmovement: Sep 29, 2011; "Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."

racing identity posted:

I had a 3310 and a 3510 at various points, both of which were camera-less. The 3510 had some boonta polyphonic ringtones though

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nokia_5510

I had that badboy, which was on sale for 100$ with 100$ of telstra credit

# ? Jul 7, 2018 12:37

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

NPR Journalizard posted:

Lol Jordan Lewis.

Massive dive on the elbow, but that kicking in danger was seriously loving dumb and bad of him

# ? Jul 7, 2018 12:40

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Wasn�t this game like 46-44 at half time???

# ? Jul 7, 2018 12:41

realbez: Mar 23, 2005; Fun Shoe

Solemn Sloth posted:

Wasn�t this game like 46-44 at half time???

Hawks team best team

# ? Jul 7, 2018 12:44

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Caleb Daniel ran like 30 metres there, umpire should have called the free imo

# ? Jul 7, 2018 12:44

hiddenmovement: Sep 29, 2011; "Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."

Solemn Sloth posted:

Caleb Daniel ran like 30 metres there, umpire should have called the free imo

It was only like 10 meters, he just took about 45 steps to make it happen

# ? Jul 7, 2018 12:49

realbez: Mar 23, 2005; Fun Shoe

McEvoy has been such a good player for the last couple of years. One of our best.

# ? Jul 7, 2018 12:49

Chairchucker: Nov 14, 2006; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

The new 3310, which is my current phone, has a camera tho.

# ? Jul 7, 2018 13:01

spamman: Jul 11, 2002; Chin up Tiger, There is always next season...

The Dogs were trash in the second half but it's good to see us finally put a score up for the first time in three months.

# ? Jul 7, 2018 13:03

realbez: Mar 23, 2005; Fun Shoe

They were trash because we made them trash. Who would have thought that tagging JJ would turn the dogs to poo poo? It�s not like that hasn�t been obvious to everyone for two years.

# ? Jul 7, 2018 13:06

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

It has been said before, but Max Gawn is a charming, and eloquent motherfucker.

# ? Jul 7, 2018 13:21

NTRabbit: Aug 15, 2012; i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches

I hope he's not a secret Liberal voter or some other vile and shameful thing, because he seems like one of the few good ones

# ? Jul 7, 2018 13:23

hiddenmovement: Sep 29, 2011; "Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."

He hosed me in supercoach tonight so I'm the one person on earth who hates him

# ? Jul 7, 2018 13:24

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

NTRabbit posted:

I hope he's not a secret Liberal voter or some other vile and shameful thing, because he seems like one of the few good ones

He runs a coffee shop out of his garage in the inner suburbs so I�m 99% sure he votes green

# ? Jul 7, 2018 13:28

NTRabbit: Aug 15, 2012; i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches

realbez posted:

McEvoy has been such a good player for the last couple of years. One of our best.

Suspected fractured cheekbone, out for an extended period. The wheel has spoken.

# ? Jul 7, 2018 14:23

realbez: Mar 23, 2005; Fun Shoe

NTRabbit posted:

Suspected fractured cheekbone, out for an extended period. The wheel has spoken.

The wheel only rolls in SA. He�ll be back in a few weeks.

# ? Jul 7, 2018 14:38

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

https://twitter.com/AFL/status/1015452904688422913

# ? Jul 7, 2018 15:39

snaeksikn: Feb 28, 2010

Max Gawn also dabbles in carpentry and makes furniture, confirmed second coming of Jesus

# ? Jul 7, 2018 15:42

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

jesus loving christ next friday night is st kilda vs carlton

# ? Jul 7, 2018 15:47

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

I decided to look at putrid scoring conversion on AFL tables

the 1948 drawn grand final.

Essendon 0.6 2.15 6.21 7.27 (69)
Melbourne 3.0 4.5 6.8 10.9 (69)

Melbourne won the replay by 40 points.

# ? Jul 7, 2018 15:51