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Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Prince of Space posted:

If you're implying that mint and gum don't go well together then I couldn't disagree more!

I’m implying I’m going to chew you up and spit you back out

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Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
I’m here to chew rear end and kick bubblegum and they’re the same drat thing

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
I'd say that I'm all out of bubblegum just to be contrarian, but who am I kidding: I'm on team bubblegum, I brought enough for the whole class! :homebrew:

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

The tiers go chocolate > chocolate with other things mixed in (aka "mint") > a break from chocolate every once in a while (gummy) > something to cover up bad breath (gum) > lollipops.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.
Jesus fuckinf christ what a bunch a nerds

Wanna sit around all day and make lists and categories and poo poo


I CAME HERE TO PLAY CANDY LAND

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
Consider this, Lollipoppers:

Choco/Lolly: Tootsie Roll Pops are great.

Gum/Lolly: Blow Pops are great.

Mint/Lolly: Candy Canes suuuuuuuck.

Gummi/Lolly: wtf

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Team Lollipop is now full. One position remains.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

hexwren posted:

Team Lollipop is now full. One position remains.

No it doesn't.


Moatillata posted:

Team gummy

Like my underpants

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
But I guess I can't fault you for overlooking a vile gummy.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Jon Joe posted:

No it doesn't.

Phoneposting is hard.

The game is now full and will commence within 36 hours.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

y'all can succ it

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.

Captain Foo posted:

y'all can succ it

Here's something to help the folks who are planning on taking him up on this offer

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

the operating system is a piece of poo poo

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

Only the worst candies are left!

I'll go lollipop

rude

Podima posted:

gtfo my team if you can't respect a good sucker

:yeah:

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

i am confused and excited that there is a user named after the homegrown I made with moat

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

Ye gods!

College Slice

Moatillata posted:

Jesus fuckinf christ what a bunch a nerds

Wanna sit around all day and make lists and categories and poo poo


I CAME HERE TO PLAY CANDY LAND
you came here to lose motherfucker

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.

UnCO3 posted:

you came here to lose motherfucker

The only thing im losing is my virginity to queen frostine

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.
Oh, right, the poo poo-talking!

You're all - that is to say, the non-members of my team - not good! I think you're all cruddy.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Dog Kisser posted:

Oh, right, the poo poo-talking!

You're all - that is to say, the non-members of my team - not good! I think you're all cruddy.

Jesus dude you dont have to go that far immediately

Someone report this lunatic for their own safety!

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Moatillata posted:

The only thing im losing is my virginity to queen frostine


Podima posted:

Jesus dude you dont have to go that far immediately

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back
Original Charms lollipops were the best

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker
The closer you are to our perfection, the higher your value, such that 'near mint condition' is a mark of high quality.

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

AJ_Impy posted:

The closer you are to our perfection, the higher your value, such that 'near mint condition' is a mark of high quality.

typically garbage flavor mints trying to claim different etymology means they're superior :rolleyes:

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

Every good thin with mint in it needs chocolate to carry its sorry rear end, sorry for the truth mint lovers

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

Monathin posted:

typically garbage flavor mints trying to claim different etymology means they're superior :rolleyes:

Not to mention it means mint = untouched.

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

Oh god why do I have an avatar now?

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Lol smh at the people Wren had to buy pity avatars for

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017

Mint is a trash flavour, but at least they're no lollipop.

It's a food delivery stick, not even it's own candy.

This is Candy Land, have some self respect.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

WereGoat posted:

Mint is a trash flavour, but at least they're no lollipop.

It's a food delivery stick, not even it's own candy.

This is Candy Land, have some self respect.

a lollipop is actual candy

mint is what, a fukken leaf? get outta here

OfChristandMen
Feb 14, 2006

GENERIC CANDY AVATAR #2
i am now personified by TWO MINTS CUDDLING, y'all in for a world of Candy Land embarrassMINT!

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017

Captain Foo posted:

a lollipop is actual candy

mint is what, a fukken leaf? get outta here

The stick is poo poo talking the leaf?

:jerkbag:

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017

Stick, mint and gun are all plant shite, the only teams with any place on CandyLand are Gummy and Chocolate.

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back
Lollipops are the kind of candy that I don't go out of my way to eat but then when I have one it's like mmmmmm

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017

You ate a hard candy. The lolipop stick that delivered it to your face? You threw it in the trash, where it belongs with the rest of team lollipop.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

WereGoat posted:

You ate a hard candy. The lolipop stick that delivered it to your face? You threw it in the trash, where it belongs with the rest of team lollipop.

you can chew on the lollipop stick long after the pop itself is gone, leading to much longer enjoyment than any other candy

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Birdstrike posted:

i am confused and excited that there is a user named after the homegrown I made with moat

golden pissy bears as far as the eye can see

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Captain Foo posted:

you can chew on the lollipop stick long after the pop itself is gone, leading to much longer enjoyment than any other candy

Oh my god I knew y’all were a bunch of degenerates but this is a whole new level.

WereGoat
Apr 28, 2017

Captain Foo posted:

you can chew on the lollipop stick long after the pop itself is gone, leading to much longer enjoyment than any other candy

Team lolipop- chewing on sticks and wishing they were real candy.

Why you chewing the stick? The candy's gone. Let it go.

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

WereGoat posted:

Mint is a trash flavour, but at least they're no lollipop.

It's a food delivery stick, not even it's own candy.

This is Candy Land, have some self respect.

people propose with ring pops, because they're just that loving awesome

the best thing that's ever come from a gummy is "funny amazon reviews about dudes making GBS threads their brains out"

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Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

people propose with ring pops, because they're just that loving awesome

the best thing that's ever come from a gummy is "funny amazon reviews about dudes making GBS threads their brains out"

:emptyquote:

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