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Mel Mudkiper posted:I feel like at least the first four gifs show a leading hand jab but I aint a boxer Yeah, that's what I was taking away from it as well. I am not a boxer.
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mewse posted:Chael regarding the brock show chael, brock is an amateur at promos too he doesnt talk in WWE unless its about piss
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Jul 10, 2018 05:59
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Being afraid of getting punched by Derrick Lewis is just common sense. People get paid to take falls. Best Friends fucked around with this message at 06:07 on Jul 10, 2018 |
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Jul 10, 2018 06:02
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maybe he took a dive maybe he got ptsd from the stipe fight, either way it was a shameful performance from both guys. it looked to me like lewis could have won at any point by just walking forward and swinging, ngannou wasnt waiting on a countershot he was running away. also ngannous corner needs to be fired to a man, they gave him no motivation or urgency. just let him embarrass himself out there smdh
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Jul 10, 2018 06:15
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Best Friends posted:People get paid to take falls. lol
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Jul 10, 2018 06:29
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Marching Powder posted:
yeah thats a good point, they need to bring in like verhoeven or some other giant monster kickboxer to beat him up enough in sparring so he learns how to handle it
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Jul 10, 2018 06:32
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Best Friends posted:People get paid to take falls. Your compelling counter-argument has given me much to think about. Welp, I’m off to but a lottery ticket and never get on an airplane, again.
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Jul 10, 2018 06:47
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Okay im sold he fought with a gameplan that could only lead to defeat and is different from every way he fought before because he is a coward. Well off to the computer factory
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Jul 10, 2018 07:19
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Best Friends posted:Okay im sold he fought with a gameplan that could only lead to defeat and is different from every way he fought before because he is a coward. Well off to the computer factory uh it would be more cowardly to throw a fight you fuckin idiot lol
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Jul 10, 2018 07:26
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id like to throw this fight in order to greatly reduce my future income and prospects
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Jul 10, 2018 07:28
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if i wanted to take a fall i'd leave it up to the judges
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Jul 10, 2018 07:30
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The corner not doing anything suggests they knew what was going on.
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Jul 10, 2018 07:42
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Can’t figure out if the professional fighter who fought timidly and openly posted afterwards that he was afraid was afraid or not.
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Jul 10, 2018 07:52
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Today, in the comments section of a news article, I saw someone unironically arguing that Francis so flagrantly threw his fight in order to distract people from the fact that Stipe took a dive in the main, which was obvious because Dana already had Brock in attendance with scripted lines prepared. 
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Jul 10, 2018 07:54
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Dan Didio posted:Can’t figure out if the professional fighter who fought timidly and openly posted afterwards that he was afraid was afraid or not. all part of the script
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Jul 10, 2018 08:27
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Skip My Posts posted:if i wanted to take a fall i'd leave it up to the judges two of them gave him a round which proves yet again you could leave the judging up to a rng and get equally accurate results Wise Learned Man posted:Today, in the comments section of a news article, I saw someone unironically arguing that Francis so flagrantly threw his fight in order to distract people from the fact that Stipe took a dive in the main, which was obvious because Dana already had Brock in attendance with scripted lines prepared. well lewis by decision and dangerously corpulent by ko in the first must have both had pretty good odds lmao
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Jul 10, 2018 09:00
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Skip My Posts posted:if i wanted to take a fall i'd leave it up to the judges He was hypnotized to lose by the same man that poisoned Nick Diaz on his way to the pharmacy where he bought the drugs used to assassinate Kimbo and frame Jon GOATES Jones
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Best Friends posted:Okay im sold he fought with a gameplan that could only lead to defeat and is different from every way he fought before because he is a coward. Well off to the computer factory have you watched much mma
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Jul 10, 2018 11:30
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Did anyone check if there was a wizard in the crowd stealing his power??
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I still like Francis Ngannou, I think almost all his fights are extremely cool and he has the kind of life story they write movies about. I hope he sees a psychologist and geta his training and coaching figured out and wins a bunch of UFC fights so people will stop posting on line about how either he took a dive so Dana White would give him 30 free EA UFC 3 Career Mode Loot Boxes or he is permanently broken because Stipe Miocic did the soul suck thing from the Mortal Kombat movie.
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The fact that Dana said Ngannou has an ego problem is amazing. Can't think of how that came to be.
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Radical 90s Wizard posted:Did anyone check if there was a wizard in the crowd stealing his power?? It was a witch doctor, which is a completely different class.
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Radical 90s Wizard posted:Did anyone check if there was a wizard in the crowd stealing his power?? I didn’t see one there, did you Radical 90s Wizard?
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Jul 10, 2018 14:26
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mewse posted:Chael regarding the brock show I dont think chael has any right to call anyone the most annoying guy in the room
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Jul 10, 2018 14:29
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Cormier used to do that amateur wrestling with promos and pro wrestling production style. Could be fun. Brock will win the fight though
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Jul 10, 2018 14:33
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Sounds like it's the flip side of "I used my energy inefficiently." The Stipe fight taught him that yes, someone can survive more than 5 minutes with him. He was worried about punching himself out and geting tired, and so he just didn't do anything.
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Jul 10, 2018 14:46
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david carmichael posted:Brock will win the fight though I dunno, Brock is ten years past his prime and can't even walk to the ring without getting gassed. His era of using his crazy gorilla size and strength to make up for his technical shortcomings is long gone. Cormier just has to rope a dope him for a single round and Brock is gonna be hard gassed.
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CommonShore posted:Sounds like it's the flip side of "I used my energy inefficiently." The Stipe fight taught him that yes, someone can survive more than 5 minutes with him. He was worried about punching himself out and geting tired, and so he just didn't do anything. guess he must have been saving it all for the shot after the bell. its a smart strategy in that no one would ever predict it at least, wonder why it didnt work?
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Jul 10, 2018 15:00
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Also Brock has little bitch legs I am not sure how that means DC will beat him but I feel compelled to constantly point out Brock's hilarious little chicken legs
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Jul 10, 2018 15:02
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hello I am two toothpicks on a fridge I am here to fight the fat dad
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Jul 10, 2018 15:05
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Like DC has ever had trouble defeating a refrigerator
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Jul 10, 2018 15:07
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Also Brock has little bitch legs I am not sure how that means DC will beat him but I feel compelled to constantly point out Brock's hilarious little chicken legs pretty sure he fought at 265 so if his legs got any larger than a sickly childs it would have put him over the limit it was the price he paid for greatness
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Jul 10, 2018 15:08
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Has anyone ever tried just kicking his legs for a round because I feel like knees are already under an impossible amount of strain from the absurdity of his physique
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You gotta be careful bc the wizard you think is harming you from the crowd may actually be casting protection spells to assist you
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BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:guess he must have been saving it all for the shot after the bell. its a smart strategy in that no one would ever predict it at least, wonder why it didnt work? Sometimes fighters have bad strategies and it is frustrating to watch from the audience but is not indicitive og some grander scheme or mental weakness
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I would say Miesha Tate had few remarkable qualities aside from toughness and mental fortitude and I don't remember people wondering if she was psychologically broken or taking a dive when she kept rushing inside to get into Ronda's clinch in the rematch well after she started getting taken down on it every time.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:hello I am two toothpicks on a fridge I am here to fight the fat dad Most huge, non fat guys have relatively small calves. I dunno if he has small thighs or not
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Bluedeanie posted:I would say Miesha Tate had few remarkable qualities aside from toughness and mental fortitude and I don't remember people wondering if she was psychologically broken or taking a dive when she kept rushing inside to get into Ronda's clinch in the rematch well after she started getting taken down on it every time. I can think of one other remarkable quality miesha had: enormous breasts
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I think that comparatively there is only so big a human calf can get (or is worth getting) so when people have impossibly built top halves they often look comical by comparison, but I bet if you closed your eyes and imagined slowly massaging Brock Lesnar's calves and rubbing cocoa butter into them and rubbing your chest on them and stuff you would be surprised by how big they were
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Bluedeanie posted:I would say Miesha Tate had few remarkable qualities aside from toughness and mental fortitude and I don't remember people wondering if she was psychologically broken or taking a dive when she kept rushing inside to get into Ronda's clinch in the rematch well after she started getting taken down on it every time. What a dumb comparison
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