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Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
musk does have a lot of recent experience with running a business under water

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ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

musk does have a lot of recent experience with running a business under water

:drat:

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

SmokaDustbowl posted:

rofl that loving pisser face

:saddowns:

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

musk does have a lot of recent experience with running a business under water

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

i hope elong musk falls into a well

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

i hope elong musk falls into an emerald mine

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

musk does have a lot of recent experience with running a business under water

dang.....

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

musk does have a lot of recent experience with running a business under water

5

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

infernal machines posted:

hello, i, a former manager of web developers who now claims to be an engineer, will solve this nearly intractable problem by applying my amazing engineering skills, which i assure you i have

cool can’t wait

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

musk does have a lot of recent experience with running a business under water

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008





Jobs 0
Water poisoned
Bikes 500
economy 0
someone who is good at this please help me fix this. my city is dying

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
mary, you goddamn dummy.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
they can filter the lead from the water and use it to make more bullets

problem solved

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

Jobs 0
Water poisoned
Bikes 500
economy 0
someone who is good at this please help me fix this. my city is dying

sell the bikes

HoboMan
Nov 4, 2010


no

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

SO DEMANDING posted:

cool they found a new use for your moms dildo

rude. now on a completely unrelated note https://twitter.com/docjohng/status/1016820866435502080?s=21

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

is he gonna pay the dudes who stayed up for days making his lovely little buttplug

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

why'd he just leave it in that cave then, seems like a waste

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

why'd he just leave it in that cave then, seems like a waste

in case it happens again then hey, free child coffin

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

elon musk is living proof that, given enough money, anyone can be a billionaire

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Roosevelt posted:

elon musk is living proof that, given enough money, anyone can be a billionaire

rly makes u think

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


isnt it just a metal tube tho, is that really a "submarine"?



thats like calling some minimal driver assistance functions autopi ... oh

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
it's a submarine if you plan to cram someone into it and shove it under water

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

been thinking about it and if i had a million sycophantic freaks blowing smoke up my rear end 24/7 on twitter and irl id probably be a cloddish megalomaniac dumbass too.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
imagine if you also lived in a country where people would throw money at you for every half baked harebrained idea you came up with, including the government

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
Space-X is just a NASA funded contractor that has blown up an awful lot of rockets and also landed a few so that they can be scrapped for pennies

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
The flamethrower is an off-the-shelf propane torch with a cosplay shell

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
The boring company is building a giant worthless tunnel so that rich people don't have to see poor people as much

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
teslas are $100k cars that murder their occupants

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
and all his money originally came from paypal: like a credit card but also sometimes your money just disappears.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
to be fair, it was also: like merchant services but also sometimes your money just disappears.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
and he got fired from that

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

infernal machines posted:

it's a submarine if you plan to cram someone into it and shove it under water

aren’t submarines supposed to be openable from the inside

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
pfft, technicalities

i'm pretty sure the only requirement is that they submerse. i should know, i once sat across from a couple p.engs on a train, and am at least as qualified an engineer as elron musk

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

infernal machines posted:

pfft, technicalities

i'm pretty sure the only requirement is that they submerse. i should know, i once sat across from a couple p.engs on a train, and am at least as qualified an engineer as elron musk

heck, maybe even more qualified

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

infernal machines posted:

pfft, technicalities

i'm pretty sure the only requirement is that they submerse. i should know, i once sat across from a couple p.engs on a train, and am at least as qualified an engineer as elron musk

oh yeah??? well i saw das boot a long time ago so now im a submarine designer and a historian.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Stereotype posted:

teslas are $100k cars that murder their occupants

finally a car that gives people what they deserve

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Elom Nusk's running Cave Story (glitchless no submarine) {Howard Hughes incentive met!}

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

infernal machines posted:

pfft, technicalities

i'm pretty sure the only requirement is that they submerse. i should know, i once sat across from a couple p.engs on a train, and am at least as qualified an engineer as elron musk

i'm not a submariner but i drowned fourteen children at a holiday location last night

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