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We have no idea who's inside. https://www.livescience.com/63027-mmassive-egyptian-sarcophagus-mystery.html quote:A massive black granite sarcophagus and a sculpture of a man who may be buried inside have been discovered in a tomb in Alexandria, Egypt. Also there is a featureless alabaster head Personally I think we should open the giant black Egyptian sarcophagus, and maybe also mock the featureless alabaster head.
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:24 |
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Obviously it's aliens
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:25 |
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werent humans supposed to be giants in the antediluvian era
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:26 |
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kurt russell?
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:26 |
Mumm-Ra?
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:30 |
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Cursed image
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:31 |
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*interplanetary wailing intensifies*
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:32 |
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is the remnants of some x men viral marketing or something
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:33 |
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I'm actually glad it's granite and not basalt Nothing good has ever come out of a giant black basalt sarcophagus. The record is mum on granite.
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:33 |
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Can't wait to be killed by whatever eldritch horrors are unleashed! A+ would open again
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:34 |
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It's me. I'm in the sarcophagus. Help.
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:34 |
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hopefully its this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdpTGOepEvU&t=17s
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:36 |
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That guy must be built like a brick shithouse.
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:37 |
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at least we know who isnt in the sarcophagus, it's not nearly large enough to hold op's mom
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:38 |
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Make sure Brendan Fraser is on hand when they crack that sucker open.
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:38 |
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Phy posted:A thick layer of mortar covers much of the sarcophagus, suggesting that it has not been opened since it was buried, Maybe someone wanted to make sure that whatever is inside couldn't get out
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:38 |
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If something ancient and deathless rises from this tomb and declares itself the Pharaoh of The World, I vote we give it a chance. We really can't just assume it would be worse than what we've got going now.
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:39 |
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If videogames have taught me nothing else, it's that 1 of 3 things are in that coffin: 1. Ancient evil that triggers the apocalypse 2. High level loot 3. A bomb I am good with all three outcomes tbqh
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:39 |
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Can't wait for them to take 6 years to pry it open.
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:39 |
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Great I can't wait to watch Trump have to nuke the great, shambling revenant of a forgotten king Weird way to win a bet, but hey
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:40 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:If something ancient and deathless rises from this tomb and declares itself the Pharaoh of The World, I vote we give it a chance. We really can't just assume it would be worse than what we've got going now. A vote for Pharaoh of the World is a vote for stability and good governance
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:40 |
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Phy posted:A vote for Pharaoh of the World is a vote for stability and good governance 5000 years of running the illuminati from my void black granite tomb can't be wrong! the economy is safe in my cold, undead hands.
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:43 |
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it's a time capsule full of dated memes
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:43 |
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It is an egyptian goon and whatever passes for his anime collection back in the day
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:44 |
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Nerses IV posted:Great I can't wait to watch Trump have to nuke the great, shambling revenant of a forgotten king Nukes were given to mankind by Nyarlathotep as part of his grand plan, so he's probably immune to them.
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:44 |
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whatever's inside, I hope it kills us all
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:45 |
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drat horror queefs posted:If videogames have taught me nothing else, it's that 1 of 3 things are in that coffin: See you get everyone all excited and then when it's just some guy who's been dead for 4000 years everyone is disappointed. You need to temper your expectations.
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:45 |
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Stay safe sarcophagus ghost.
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:46 |
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myDad posted:it's a time capsule full of dated memes Pepe-amun, god of lolz
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:47 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:See you get everyone all excited and then when it's just some guy who's been dead for 4000 years everyone is disappointed. You need to temper your expectations. No game designer would ever put a massive black granite sarcophagus into a level, next to a featureless alabaster head no less, and have it just be some old dead jamoke inside
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:47 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:See you get everyone all excited and then when it's just some guy who's been dead for 4000 years everyone is disappointed. You need to temper your expectations. It's probably just a mummy. But it might be a really goth mummy to go with the all-black aesthetic, and that'll be good too.
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:47 |
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It's going to be one of those giants from the Bible, here to finally own the libs.
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:47 |
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Will its opening be streamed in glorious 4k HD?? Otherwise they may as well just bury it again.
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:48 |
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It's similar to when NASA calls a press conference and everyone is like THIS IS IT -- ALIENS! and then NASA just says "Hey we discovered that <astronomical body most people have never heard of> may have had water at some point in it's 6.8 billion years floating around <star most people have never heard of>"
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:49 |
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posting from inside the massive black sarcophagus
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:49 |
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As long as Geraldo is there to televise the opening I'll be happy.
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:49 |
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Zoe posted:It's going to be one of those giants from the Bible, here to finally own the libs. dont steal my answers or im telling the teacher
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:50 |
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Seriously though that's not a featureless alabaster head, it's a loving warning
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# ? Jul 11, 2018 16:50 |
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the goa' uld inside might still be alive if the sarcophagus is still powered
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The Strain is a documentary sent from the very near future.
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