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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
if you are a despicable piece of poo poo you should definitely try to become the curator of bigger pieces of poo poo

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Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Soothing Vapors posted:

Israel Adesanya posted an instagram video of Brendan Schaub offering the mildest, Taco Bell-iest of takes on UFC strikers and Uncle Dana flipped the gently caress out and it's real good



Schaub is real butthurt, called Dana a fat bald bitch, and is now making vague threats at Dana on Twitter.

I fuckin love MMA

lol I swear if you guys rip on me 13, 14 more times im outta here

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Dana White made an entire special about Tito Ortiz not showing up to their boxing match

Dana White's an awful petty lying rear end in a top hat but sometimes his pettiness is :discourse:

jay z's sedan
Nov 22, 2005

milk truck just arrive

Skip My Posts posted:

lol I swear if you guys rip on me 13, 14 more times im outta here

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Neodoomium posted:

It makes perfect sense that Mike Perry thinks Rogan is smart enough to hit him up first for any and all advice.

"Hey @JoeRogan I'm here at Publix and there's Ketchup AND Catsup in this aisle. Help"

Dont sweat it, @PlatinumMike, just know that if you choose Catsup theres another you in a parallel universe choosing Ketchup. Do you think you could KO an ocelot, like if it came at you with a million years of evolutionary knowledge of ferocious murder without fear? Can you imagine?

Everyone has to do their part in raising our gift, Platinum. Hes a little rough around the edges but hes a good kid. I wonder how much of Eddie Bravos bullshit he would put up with. Or wholeheartedly agree with.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Obligatory

mewse
May 2, 2006

It upsets me when other comedians talk about how talented Schaub is

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

mewse posted:

It upsets me when other comedians talk about how talented Schaub is

I love Joe, but he isn't a great comic either.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
The ufc are advertising Gaethje/Vick as eighteen combined KOs when Gaethje has like fifteen.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

mewse posted:

It upsets me when other comedians talk about how talented Schaub is

Its that work ethic, dog.

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
Don't call me a dog, you filthy swine

jay z's sedan
Nov 22, 2005

milk truck just arrive

Dan Didio posted:

Its that work ethic, dog.

Beast of a work ethnic.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress Schaub lol

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

jay z's sedan posted:

Beast of a work ethnic.

For sure, bro. I mean, Dana, I love, Dana. I'd die for Dana, but y'know, what? He just doesn't understand the business side of things. Great fighter. Is he a drawl, though?Probably not. These other dudes, they are moTHERfuckers, man, what else ya' got, Chin?

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Brendan Shaubs book

jay z's sedan
Nov 22, 2005

milk truck just arrive

spb posted:

Brendan Shaubs book

Marketing 101

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012
https://youtu.be/7FUmBrhz2Q4

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

spb posted:

Brendan Shaubs book

Sensing another 'Joe Rogan sits Brendan down for the talk about retirement' video coming.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

spb posted:

Brendan Shaubs book

oh yeah, lol

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
I worry about your commitment to writing; you were really reaching with some of those metaphors.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
schaub: i think you'd be surprised with the outcome of me writing a book

joe rogan, really intensely: i think it will be stupid loving garbage that is inexplicably successful much like your entire life

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

mewse posted:

It upsets me when other comedians talk about how talented Schaub is

I was at the Comedy Store back in mid April and Brendan was performing (along with Rogan and a couple of others I haven't heard of), and he was surprisingly pretty funny. I'm sure he has A LOT of help right now, but he seems comfortable in his own skin and delivers well.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Would you rather watch a Brandon Shobb comedy special, or Gronkowskis stand up special that totally exists?

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Not sure if Brendan's writing style is Joycean or if it's just the CTE

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

spb posted:

Not sure if Brendan's writing style is Joycean or if it's just the CTE

celebrated gibberish masterpiece 'finnegans wake' or an excerpt from brendan schaub's upcoming book, specifically the chapter that details his first match in the cage or 'cubehouse'

quote:

What then agentlike brought about that tragoady thundersday
this municipal sin business? Our cubehouse still rocks as earwitness
to the thunder of his arafatas but we hear also through successive
ages that shebby choruysh of unkalified muzzlenimiissilehims that
would blackguardise the whitestone ever hurtleturtled out of
heaven.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

FishBowlRobot posted:

Would you rather watch a Brandon Shobb comedy special, or Gronkowskis stand up special that totally exists?

I'd rather not.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Marching Powder posted:

celebrated gibberish masterpiece 'finnegans wake' or an excerpt from brendan schaub's upcoming book, specifically the chapter that details his first match in the cage or 'cubehouse'

lol ya

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
Shout-out to Triticum Guzzler for getting complimented on Chapo Trap House for having the best MMA posts

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Shout-out to Triticum Guzzler for getting complimented on Chapo Trap House for having the best MMA posts

are you serious and if so link immediately

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Yo whattup Felix. Cum town supremacy

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Shout-out to Triticum Guzzler for getting complimented on Chapo Trap House for having the best MMA posts

Link and time stamp?

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
socialism? not just for fags / cucks snowflakes and b-

mma posti- oh and, sorry man go

no you go

oh i was just going to say that as far as mma posts go try....cum? trycum? guzzler makes great ones

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Marching Powder posted:

socialism? not just for fags / cucks snowflakes and b-

mma posti- oh and, sorry man go

no you go

oh i was just going to say that as far as mma posts go try....cum? trycum? guzzler makes great ones
Condolences to Duncan for getting awkwardly shouted out by a lispy patreon millionaire who pretends to not know how to pronounce his internet handle to passively neg him, instead of being recognized by fearsome cum-based comedy pioneers

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Marching Powder posted:

are you serious and if so link immediately

I don't know because I was at the gym but yeah Felix was like "my friend dunc who is the funniest mma poster" or something

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
chapo trap house was on... at the gym?

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



rip dunc, killed by the weight of the willie dee kickboxing rumor mill

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

TheRationalRedditor posted:

Condolences to Duncan for getting awkwardly shouted out by a lispy patreon millionaire who pretends to not know how to pronounce his internet handle to passively neg him, instead of being recognized by fearsome cum-based comedy pioneers

Lol ya

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

jay z's sedan posted:

Marketing 101

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Auron posted:

I was at the Comedy Store back in mid April and Brendan was performing (along with Rogan and a couple of others I haven't heard of), and he was surprisingly pretty funny. I'm sure he has A LOT of help right now, but he seems comfortable in his own skin and delivers well.

Lol yeah help from people with lovely taste in comedy

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DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
ever since Felix tweeted the blanca meme, we knew he was around here somewhere

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