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City of Glompton

ordered dill, got sweet, fml
#pickleproblems

# ? Jul 12, 2018 22:04

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 00:32

City of Glompton

just found out that salt & vinegar is basically pickle without the spices, shocked and saddened
#pickleproblems

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jul 12, 2018 22:05

City of Glompton

tried to use a vinegar & herb solution as a natural cleaner, now i want to eat my countertop
#pickleproblems

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jul 12, 2018 22:07

alnilam

my boi peter piper moved out of state

# ? Jul 12, 2018 22:08

ToxicSlurpee: -=SEND HELP=-

A year ago I bought these crazy good German pickles at the store. They never had them again.

# ? Jul 12, 2018 22:17

City of Glompton

got was told i was "in a real pickle", but found out that's just an idiom

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jul 12, 2018 22:18

alnilam

City of Glompton posted:

got was told i was "in a real pickle", but found out that's just an idiom

imagining you looking around you excitedly, maybe licking the walls or the air, and then the truth dawning on you and how sad you must have been

# ? Jul 12, 2018 22:23

City of Glompton

i've got bad news chaps. my mom just told me the stork delivers babies, not pickles. i'm revising my plans to visit the bird refuge this weekend

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jul 12, 2018 22:31

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

i ask for pickles on the side when i get my double cheeseburger at mcdonalds and instead of a crisp dill pickle spear i get a few little pickle chips. and despite my 10 minute long venomous diatribe at the pimply kid behind the counter all i get is a restraining order filed against me. no gently caress YOU JOEY I WANT MY GOD drat CRISP DILL PICKLE SPEAR I GAVE YOU $1.50 FOR THIS GOD DAMNED BURGER

#pickleproblems

# ? Jul 12, 2018 22:35

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

well apparently Big Pickle doesn't want me growing pickles on the homestead. can't find pickle seeds online and at the nursery they just looked at me funny and laughed #pickleproblems

# ? Jul 12, 2018 22:53

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Once the comic Don Rickles,
Stuck his junk in a jar full of pickles,
He said "ain't that a pip!"
And just dipped in the tip,
But stopped after quipping, "that tickles!"

# ? Jul 12, 2018 22:56

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

just had a disastrous dinner party. who knew pickles are not traditionally served as an entree?

#pickleproblems

# ? Jul 13, 2018 00:29

Macnult

the cucumber just showed up

#pickleproblems

# ? Jul 13, 2018 01:10

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

My name is Edward. Haha, yes, I watch that show too, but no, my name is Edward. I'm Pickle Edward, ok? #pickleproblems

# ? Jul 13, 2018 15:52

Manifisto

have been waiting my whole life to see a unicornichon, was recently told there is no such beast

#pickleproblems

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 14, 2018 03:03

Kthulhu5000: by R. Guyovich

I got a pickle at a gas station and it looked wet but it actually crumbled like dry dust in my mouth and I coughed a bunch of pickle dust out of my mouth in front of apretty girl who might have wanted to talk to me fml

#pickleproblems

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# ? Jul 14, 2018 04:41

MockingQuantum

City of Glompton posted:

i've got bad news chaps. my mom just told me the stork delivers babies, not pickles. i'm revising my plans to visit the bird refuge this weekend

i've got good news for you glompglomp, turns out it's possums that deliver pickles

but i've got more bad news, they only deliver them to other possums

so either your l is still f'ed or, and I hope this latter is true, you have a giant ratlike prehensile tail you've never told us about

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# ? Jul 14, 2018 07:39

MockingQuantum

someone told me they had a pickle sandwich for me, got real excited

turns out they meant they stuck a pb&j in some brine, now I gotta eat it and smile and nod and go "mmmm!" or their feelings will be hurt, fml

#pbjickleproblems

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# ? Jul 14, 2018 07:40

Ein cooler Typ: by FactsAreUseless

The only problem is i don't have a pickle in my hand right now!

# ? Jul 14, 2018 08:19

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

I asked for brine and they sold me salt and water??

# ? Jul 14, 2018 13:53

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

This home pickle kit is just a sack of dill in a glass jar.

# ? Jul 14, 2018 13:53

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

It costs four hundred dollars and you have to use their proprietary cucpod system, but this is the future of smart pickle technology.

# ? Jul 14, 2018 13:55

Farecoal: There he go

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

cucpod

the coffee of choice for the alt-right

# ? Jul 14, 2018 14:26

Amateur Saboteur: by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Amateur Saboteur posted:

I could really go for some dill..
I could kill several seal for some dill
I would rob cheat and steal for some dill
I dont want a whole meal, just a sammy with dill

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# ? Jul 14, 2018 15:19

Amateur Saboteur: by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I got 99 problems ands they're all pickle related strangely

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# ? Jul 14, 2018 15:21

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Amateur Saboteur posted:

I got 99 problems ands they're all pickle related strangely

# ? Jul 14, 2018 16:19

alnilam

Amateur Saboteur posted:

I got 99 problems ands they're all pickle related strangely

# ? Jul 14, 2018 16:31

City of Glompton

Amateur Saboteur posted:

I got 99 problems ands they're all pickle related strangely

lol

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jul 14, 2018 17:29

ToxicSlurpee: -=SEND HELP=-

But like, what ARE pickles? Where do they come from? We may never know.

I'm sewage flavored.

# ? Jul 14, 2018 18:48

alnilam

ToxicSlurpee posted:

But like, what ARE pickles? Where do they come from? We may never know.

a pickle tree duh

# ? Jul 14, 2018 19:01

MockingQuantum

Yeah gosh duh theyre primarily harvested from the majestic pickle pine forests of Wisconsin

Did your school never take you on a field trip to your local pickle orchard? cuked up if true

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# ? Jul 14, 2018 19:21

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Peter Piper at an AA meeting talking about "weaning himself off of pickled peppers" and is rudely interrupted by Bob Saget asking if he's ever "sucked dick for pickled peppers".

#pickleproblems

# ? Jul 14, 2018 19:59