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Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
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Booooo

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

jesus WEP posted:

almost an HM. I wish Elgin wasn’t a colossal piece of poo poo because I think a big muscley spot monkey is a cool as hell wrestling style

:hai:

Anyway nevermind that, it's SUZUKI TIME! He's an awesome piece of poo poo!

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


gently caress this new music

Aesculus
Mar 22, 2013

I am really liking this new Suzuki theme.

Carlioo
Dec 26, 2012

:krakentoot:
KAZE NI NARE

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


But still, KAZE NI NARE

Aesculus
Mar 22, 2013

KAZE NI NARE!

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Aesculus posted:

I am really liking this new Suzuki theme.

J RU BAN THIS FILTH

Tonfa
Apr 8, 2008

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

jesus WEP posted:

gently caress this new music

Actually it owns

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


I really love that they included all those cool-rear end Suzuki Okada in the rain photos on his entrance video. They are just some of the best wrestling photos.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

♪ KAZE NI NARE! ♪

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.
Kaze ni nare

Demtor
Apr 23, 2008

"...you won't be able to walk, if you're always worried about crushing the ants beneath you..."
Okay, how does he not win with a slick custom video showcasing his last match against Okada?

SyntheticPolygon
Dec 20, 2013

GO ACE!

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Demtor posted:

Okay, how does he not win with a slick custom video showcasing his last match against Okada?

Weird finisher but I’m into it

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Remember this time last year we were hoping Tanahashi would take off like 8 months after the G1 :sigh:

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.

jesus WEP posted:

Weird finisher but I’m into it

Tana just watches it in sheer awe then Suzuki rolls him up for 3

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jack Anderson posted:

Tana just watches it in sheer awe then Suzuki rolls him up for 3

Ref fails to make the count because he can't help but watch it too

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

OH MY GOD HE'S GOING TO TORTURE AND CRIPPLE HIM AGAIN! :aaa:

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

:stonklol:

cams
Mar 28, 2003


tanahashi and okada gonna lose tonight ;o

Demtor
Apr 23, 2008

"...you won't be able to walk, if you're always worried about crushing the ants beneath you..."

Jack Anderson posted:

Tana just watches it in sheer awe then Suzuki rolls him up for 3

Haha. Ya'll know what I meant.

Wonder how many wins Tana will get this year. He's almost always good for 12+ points.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.
See, I'm glad Suzuki's in this block cause he's gonna do this poo poo to Elgin and that's gonna be magical.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Every variation of this submission looks loving gross and awesome

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


It’s awesome how these guys can work the safest match in the world and it’s always super compelling

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Demtor posted:

Wonder how many wins Tana will get this year. He's almost always good for 12+ points.

I think there's a very good chance he's right in it at the very end, though I think Naito is winning again this year.

God the wrestling has been so good this year I almost forgot Suzuki/Tanahashi from earlier in the year, where Suzuki just utterly dismantled Tanahashi in a masterpiece of a performance.

Carlioo
Dec 26, 2012

:krakentoot:
MiSu and Tana are gonna have two HM/MOTYC matches by just working the leg and I love it

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Suzuki makes submissions look like death, and Tana’s an all time great seller. It’s the best combo

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


I wish Suzuki had worked the States 20 years ago because him vs Bret would have been some serious fuckin ownage

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.

jesus WEP posted:

Suzuki makes submissions look like death, and Tana’s an all time great seller. It’s the best combo

Strikes too, I wince everytime he throws those elbows.

Aesculus
Mar 22, 2013

Jack Anderson posted:

Strikes too, I wince everytime he throws those elbows.

Yeah, that sound is not soft flesh being hit. It is the actual sound of a forearm or an elbow cracking the skull.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Those slaps :gonk:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Suzuki is DESTROYING him holy poo poo

jesus WEP posted:

I wish Suzuki had worked the States 20 years ago because him vs Bret would have been some serious fuckin ownage

Oh my God that would have been so loving good.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.

jesus WEP posted:

I wish Suzuki had worked the States 20 years ago because him vs Bret would have been some serious fuckin ownage

We'll always have Fire Pro

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

gently caress :gonk:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TURNABOUT IS FAIR PLAY!

God this owns

Gnossiennes
Jan 7, 2013


Loving chairs more every day!

:stonk: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa it just took me 5 seconds to switch to feeling bad for suzuki

an_mutt
Sep 29, 2010

I was,
I am,
and I remain a soldier!

Sworn to dedicate my heart and soul to the restoration of human kind!

Jeeesuss

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Tana! TANA! DON'T PIN HIM....... HURT HIMMMMMM!

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Aesculus
Mar 22, 2013

Jesus christ he actually did it!

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