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GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

wtf do you have to do to get banned from CSpam

# ? Jul 14, 2018 18:27

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 20:51

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

GobiasIndustries posted:

wtf do you have to do to get banned from CSpam

With the relocation of the demlol thread, I think you�ll see soon enough.

# ? Jul 14, 2018 18:28

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 9 days!)

# ? Jul 14, 2018 18:29

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 9 days!)

i also don't know how to post in cspam

# ? Jul 14, 2018 18:30

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Burt Sexual posted:

With the relocation of the demlol thread, I think you’ll see soon enough.

that thread went from whimsical welcome-to-cspam posts to endless salt whining at whiplash speeds

# ? Jul 14, 2018 18:30

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

GobiasIndustries posted:

wtf do you have to do to get banned from CSpam

control+F marx and prepare to have your mind blown

# ? Jul 14, 2018 18:30

Condiv: May 7, 2008; Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod

i am glad the mods helped commie ned flanders find his way to cspam

thank

# ? Jul 14, 2018 18:35

Mnoba: Jun 24, 2010

# ? Jul 14, 2018 18:37

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

ahahaha at the thread move

# ? Jul 14, 2018 19:34

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

GobiasIndustries posted:

wtf do you have to do to get banned from CSpam

post too much. yes friends, there is a secret post limit that if you exceed, you get banned.

# ? Jul 14, 2018 19:49

ferroque: Oct 27, 2007

we live in a post scarcity world

# ? Jul 14, 2018 19:51

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

i like this thread

# ? Jul 14, 2018 21:20

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

GobiasIndustries posted:

wtf do you have to do to get banned from CSpam

i made fun of shenji constantly for something he didn't even do and i didn't get banned, you have to be transcendentally bad to be banished to the shadow realm

# ? Jul 14, 2018 21:24

Bear Retrieval Unit: Nov 5, 2009; Mudslide Experiment

logikv9 posted:

post too much. yes friends, there is a secret post limit that if you exceed, you get banned.

matey wasn't banned, he ascended from this earthly posting realm into a higher existance.

# ? Jul 14, 2018 21:29

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

it is also said that if posters demand matey to be freed enough it overflows and we ban him outright

# ? Jul 14, 2018 21:52

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

logikv9 posted:

post too much. yes friends, there is a secret post limit that if you exceed, you get banned.

wow just like irl

# ? Jul 15, 2018 00:24

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Squizzle posted:

that thread went from whimsical welcome-to-cspam posts to endless salt whining at whiplash speeds

*posts that clip of the anti hero guy telling the prisoners they got it wrong and theyre trapped in here with him*

# ? Jul 15, 2018 00:27

AGGGGH BEES: Apr 28, 2018; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Martin BadClixx posted:

hello

# ? Jul 15, 2018 01:29

Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

logikv9 posted:

post too much. yes friends, there is a secret post limit that if you exceed, you get banned.

# ? Jul 15, 2018 01:38

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

logikv9 posted:

post too much. yes friends, there is a secret post limit that if you exceed, you get banned.

This is why I only post here when I'm absolutely sure it's the worst, unfunniest post I could possibly make. Gotta keep that count low!

# ? Jul 15, 2018 15:04

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Got to maintain a good poo poo to post ratio

# ? Jul 15, 2018 15:37

Impkins Patootie: Apr 20, 2017

ctrl-F Marx op

:milk:

# ? Jul 15, 2018 15:39

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

The question "HOW DO I GO TO CSPAM?" is an important question that MANY people are asking today, let's look at this ILLUSTRATED GUIDE and find out!

All broadly sociological critical traditions acknowledge that the world of human interrelations is imperfect. Where they differ is in the explanations which they offer to account for this imperfection and in what they suggest might be done about it. CSPAMs have their own -- perhaps quite startling -- view of these matters: they hold that society is flawed because it is a contrived method of social control manipulated by capital.

Like all marxists, CSPAMs begin with the fundamental recognition that the capitalist economy is filled with suffering. In order to nourish themselves, capital forces all forms of life consume each other, thereby visiting pain, fear, and death upon one another (even non-profit philanthropic enterprises thrive only through capital's socially destructive tendencies). CSPAMs, with their complex physiology and psychology, are aware not only of these painful features of economic existence, they also suffer from the frequent recognition that they are strangers living in a world that is flawed and absurd.

Many liberals on podcasts say that voters are to be blamed for the imperfections of the economy. Supporting this view, they interpret the election of donald Trump as declaring that transgressions committed by the working class brought about a �fall� of real wages resulting in the present corrupt state of the world. CSPAMs respond that this interpretation is a myth and is false. The blame for the world�s failings lies not with working class voters or non-voters, but with the capitalist class and their lackeys. Since -- especially in the United States -- the capitalist class has propagandized the population through control of the media, the CSPAMs position appears blasphemous.

Ways of evading the recognition of the flawed economy and its flawed capitalist masters have been devised over and over by liberals, but none of these arguments have impressed CSPAMs. The Ivy League Greeks, especially the Podcasters, advised people to look to the harmony of the universe, so that by venerating its grandeur they might forget their immediate afflictions. But since this harmony still contains the cruel flaws, forlornness and alienation of existence, this advice is considered of little value by CSPAMs. Nor is the Eastern idea of Socialism with Chinese characteristics regarded by CSPAMs as an adequate answer to capitalism's imperfection and suffering. Socialism with Chinese characteristics at best can only exemplify how the chain of suffering and imperfection works. It does not inform us in the first place why such a sorrowful and malign system should exist.

Once the initial shock of the �unusual� or �blasphemous� nature of the CSPAMs marxist-leninist explanation for suffering and imperfection of the world wears off, one may begin to recognize that it is in fact the most sensible of all explanations. To appreciate it fully, however, a familiarity with the CSPAM conception of the democratically organized worker's council is required, both in its original essence as the True expression of proletarian governance and in its debased manifestation as a necessary betrayal of deeply held anarchical principals for the benefit of the social unit.

Political philosophy has been called an intellectual wrapping around the social kernel of material distribution. If this is true, then it is also true that most political systems are being intellectually strangled and stifled by their wrappings. CSPAM does not run this danger, because its world view is situated within the indisputable science of marxism-leninism rather than in data consolidation. poo poo posts may be interpreted in diverse ways. Transcendence, numinosity, as well as psychological archetypes along with other elements, play a role in such interpretation. Still, such poo poo postings tell of profound truths that will not be denied.

Posting on CSPAM can bring us such truths with a high authority, for it speaks with the voice of the highest part of the human -- the spirit. Of this spirit, it has been said, �it bloweth where it listeth�. This then is the reason why the CSPAM world view could not be extirpated in spite of many cycles of persecution.

The CSPAM world view has always been timely, for it always responded best to the �knowledge of the heart� that is true relations between the classes. Yet today, its timeliness is increasing, for the end of the second millennium has seen the radical deterioration of many ideologies which evaded the great questions and answers addressed by CSPAM. The clarity, frankness, and authenticity of the CSPAM answer to the questions of the human predicament cannot fail to impress and (in time) to convince. If your reactions to this summary have been of a similarly positive order, then perhaps you are a CSPAM yourself!

Egg Moron has issued a correction as of 16:41 on Jul 15, 2018

# ? Jul 15, 2018 16:26

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Dairy Tariff posted:

control+F marx and prepare to have your mind blown

https://i.imgur.com/X9gf0g7.gifv

:commissar:

# ? Jul 15, 2018 16:55

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Over Easy posted:

The question "HOW DO I GO TO CSPAM?" is an important question that MANY people are asking today, let's look at this ILLUSTRATED GUIDE and find out!

All broadly sociological critical traditions acknowledge that the world of human interrelations is imperfect. Where they differ is in the explanations which they offer to account for this imperfection and in what they suggest might be done about it. CSPAMs have their own -- perhaps quite startling -- view of these matters: they hold that society is flawed because it is a contrived method of social control manipulated by capital.

Like all marxists, CSPAMs begin with the fundamental recognition that the capitalist economy is filled with suffering. In order to nourish themselves, capital forces all forms of life consume each other, thereby visiting pain, fear, and death upon one another (even non-profit philanthropic enterprises thrive only through capital's socially destructive tendencies). CSPAMs, with their complex physiology and psychology, are aware not only of these painful features of economic existence, they also suffer from the frequent recognition that they are strangers living in a world that is flawed and absurd.

Many liberals on podcasts say that voters are to be blamed for the imperfections of the economy. Supporting this view, they interpret the election of donald Trump as declaring that transgressions committed by the working class brought about a �fall� of real wages resulting in the present corrupt state of the world. CSPAMs respond that this interpretation is a myth and is false. The blame for the world�s failings lies not with working class voters or non-voters, but with the capitalist class and their lackeys. Since -- especially in the United States -- the capitalist class has propagandized the population through control of the media, the CSPAMs position appears blasphemous.

Ways of evading the recognition of the flawed economy and its flawed capitalist masters have been devised over and over by liberals, but none of these arguments have impressed CSPAMs. The Ivy League Greeks, especially the Podcasters, advised people to look to the harmony of the universe, so that by venerating its grandeur they might forget their immediate afflictions. But since this harmony still contains the cruel flaws, forlornness and alienation of existence, this advice is considered of little value by CSPAMs. Nor is the Eastern idea of Socialism with Chinese characteristics regarded by CSPAMs as an adequate answer to capitalism's imperfection and suffering. Socialism with Chinese characteristics at best can only exemplify how the chain of suffering and imperfection works. It does not inform us in the first place why such a sorrowful and malign system should exist.

Once the initial shock of the �unusual� or �blasphemous� nature of the CSPAMs marxist-leninist explanation for suffering and imperfection of the world wears off, one may begin to recognize that it is in fact the most sensible of all explanations. To appreciate it fully, however, a familiarity with the CSPAM conception of the democratically organized worker's council is required, both in its original essence as the True expression of proletarian governance and in its debased manifestation as a necessary betrayal of deeply held anarchical principals for the benefit of the social unit.

Political philosophy has been called an intellectual wrapping around the social kernel of material distribution. If this is true, then it is also true that most political systems are being intellectually strangled and stifled by their wrappings. CSPAM does not run this danger, because its world view is situated within the indisputable science of marxism-leninism rather than in data consolidation. poo poo posts may be interpreted in diverse ways. Transcendence, numinosity, as well as psychological archetypes along with other elements, play a role in such interpretation. Still, such poo poo postings tell of profound truths that will not be denied.

Posting on CSPAM can bring us such truths with a high authority, for it speaks with the voice of the highest part of the human -- the spirit. Of this spirit, it has been said, �it bloweth where it listeth�. This then is the reason why the CSPAM world view could not be extirpated in spite of many cycles of persecution.

The CSPAM world view has always been timely, for it always responded best to the �knowledge of the heart� that is true relations between the classes. Yet today, its timeliness is increasing, for the end of the second millennium has seen the radical deterioration of many ideologies which evaded the great questions and answers addressed by CSPAM. The clarity, frankness, and authenticity of the CSPAM answer to the questions of the human predicament cannot fail to impress and (in time) to convince. If your reactions to this summary have been of a similarly positive order, then perhaps you are a CSPAM yourself!

gonna cook this poo poo up bubblin hot & mainline str8 thru into my thoracic cavity like uma

# ? Jul 15, 2018 16:57

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

no. More politics threads!

# ? Jul 15, 2018 16:58

Acelerion: May 3, 2005

Hello yes I think there is problem with the forums. My post are really good when I type them but they look like poo poo after I hit submit

# ? Jul 15, 2018 17:05

lorn Wayne: Jan 7, 2006

Acelerion posted:

Hello yes I think there is problem with the forums. My post are really good when I type them but they look like poo poo after I hit submit

feature not a bug

# ? Jul 15, 2018 17:06

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Over Easy posted:

The question "HOW DO I GO TO CSPAM?" is an important question that MANY people are asking today, let's look at this ILLUSTRATED GUIDE and find out!

All broadly sociological critical traditions acknowledge that the world of human interrelations is imperfect. Where they differ is in the explanations which they offer to account for this imperfection and in what they suggest might be done about it. CSPAMs have their own -- perhaps quite startling -- view of these matters: they hold that society is flawed because it is a contrived method of social control manipulated by capital.

Like all marxists, CSPAMs begin with the fundamental recognition that the capitalist economy is filled with suffering. In order to nourish themselves, capital forces all forms of life consume each other, thereby visiting pain, fear, and death upon one another (even non-profit philanthropic enterprises thrive only through capital's socially destructive tendencies). CSPAMs, with their complex physiology and psychology, are aware not only of these painful features of economic existence, they also suffer from the frequent recognition that they are strangers living in a world that is flawed and absurd.

Many liberals on podcasts say that voters are to be blamed for the imperfections of the economy. Supporting this view, they interpret the election of donald Trump as declaring that transgressions committed by the working class brought about a “fall” of real wages resulting in the present corrupt state of the world. CSPAMs respond that this interpretation is a myth and is false. The blame for the world’s failings lies not with working class voters or non-voters, but with the capitalist class and their lackeys. Since -- especially in the United States -- the capitalist class has propagandized the population through control of the media, the CSPAMs position appears blasphemous.

Ways of evading the recognition of the flawed economy and its flawed capitalist masters have been devised over and over by liberals, but none of these arguments have impressed CSPAMs. The Ivy League Greeks, especially the Podcasters, advised people to look to the harmony of the universe, so that by venerating its grandeur they might forget their immediate afflictions. But since this harmony still contains the cruel flaws, forlornness and alienation of existence, this advice is considered of little value by CSPAMs. Nor is the Eastern idea of Socialism with Chinese characteristics regarded by CSPAMs as an adequate answer to capitalism's imperfection and suffering. Socialism with Chinese characteristics at best can only exemplify how the chain of suffering and imperfection works. It does not inform us in the first place why such a sorrowful and malign system should exist.

Once the initial shock of the “unusual” or “blasphemous” nature of the CSPAMs marxist-leninist explanation for suffering and imperfection of the world wears off, one may begin to recognize that it is in fact the most sensible of all explanations. To appreciate it fully, however, a familiarity with the CSPAM conception of the democratically organized worker's council is required, both in its original essence as the True expression of proletarian governance and in its debased manifestation as a necessary betrayal of deeply held anarchical principals for the benefit of the social unit.

Political philosophy has been called an intellectual wrapping around the social kernel of material distribution. If this is true, then it is also true that most political systems are being intellectually strangled and stifled by their wrappings. CSPAM does not run this danger, because its world view is situated within the indisputable science of marxism-leninism rather than in data consolidation. poo poo posts may be interpreted in diverse ways. Transcendence, numinosity, as well as psychological archetypes along with other elements, play a role in such interpretation. Still, such poo poo postings tell of profound truths that will not be denied.

Posting on CSPAM can bring us such truths with a high authority, for it speaks with the voice of the highest part of the human -- the spirit. Of this spirit, it has been said, “it bloweth where it listeth”. This then is the reason why the CSPAM world view could not be extirpated in spite of many cycles of persecution.

The CSPAM world view has always been timely, for it always responded best to the “knowledge of the heart” that is true relations between the classes. Yet today, its timeliness is increasing, for the end of the second millennium has seen the radical deterioration of many ideologies which evaded the great questions and answers addressed by CSPAM. The clarity, frankness, and authenticity of the CSPAM answer to the questions of the human predicament cannot fail to impress and (in time) to convince. If your reactions to this summary have been of a similarly positive order, then perhaps you are a CSPAM yourself!

ctrl f'd for my name
zero results didnt read

# ? Jul 16, 2018 01:35

Al!: Apr 2, 2010; Can't post for 3 hours!

lmao

# ? Jul 16, 2018 01:35

Xelkelvos: Dec 19, 2012

Over Easy posted:

The question "HOW DO I GO TO CSPAM?" is an important question that MANY people are asking today, let's look at this ILLUSTRATED GUIDE and find out!

All broadly sociological critical traditions acknowledge that the world of human interrelations is imperfect. Where they differ is in the explanations which they offer to account for this imperfection and in what they suggest might be done about it. CSPAMs have their own -- perhaps quite startling -- view of these matters: they hold that society is flawed because it is a contrived method of social control manipulated by capital.

Like all marxists, CSPAMs begin with the fundamental recognition that the capitalist economy is filled with suffering. In order to nourish themselves, capital forces all forms of life consume each other, thereby visiting pain, fear, and death upon one another (even non-profit philanthropic enterprises thrive only through capital's socially destructive tendencies). CSPAMs, with their complex physiology and psychology, are aware not only of these painful features of economic existence, they also suffer from the frequent recognition that they are strangers living in a world that is flawed and absurd.

Many liberals on podcasts say that voters are to be blamed for the imperfections of the economy. Supporting this view, they interpret the election of donald Trump as declaring that transgressions committed by the working class brought about a �fall� of real wages resulting in the present corrupt state of the world. CSPAMs respond that this interpretation is a myth and is false. The blame for the world�s failings lies not with working class voters or non-voters, but with the capitalist class and their lackeys. Since -- especially in the United States -- the capitalist class has propagandized the population through control of the media, the CSPAMs position appears blasphemous.

Ways of evading the recognition of the flawed economy and its flawed capitalist masters have been devised over and over by liberals, but none of these arguments have impressed CSPAMs. The Ivy League Greeks, especially the Podcasters, advised people to look to the harmony of the universe, so that by venerating its grandeur they might forget their immediate afflictions. But since this harmony still contains the cruel flaws, forlornness and alienation of existence, this advice is considered of little value by CSPAMs. Nor is the Eastern idea of Socialism with Chinese characteristics regarded by CSPAMs as an adequate answer to capitalism's imperfection and suffering. Socialism with Chinese characteristics at best can only exemplify how the chain of suffering and imperfection works. It does not inform us in the first place why such a sorrowful and malign system should exist.

Once the initial shock of the �unusual� or �blasphemous� nature of the CSPAMs marxist-leninist explanation for suffering and imperfection of the world wears off, one may begin to recognize that it is in fact the most sensible of all explanations. To appreciate it fully, however, a familiarity with the CSPAM conception of the democratically organized worker's council is required, both in its original essence as the True expression of proletarian governance and in its debased manifestation as a necessary betrayal of deeply held anarchical principals for the benefit of the social unit.

Political philosophy has been called an intellectual wrapping around the social kernel of material distribution. If this is true, then it is also true that most political systems are being intellectually strangled and stifled by their wrappings. CSPAM does not run this danger, because its world view is situated within the indisputable science of marxism-leninism rather than in data consolidation. poo poo posts may be interpreted in diverse ways. Transcendence, numinosity, as well as psychological archetypes along with other elements, play a role in such interpretation. Still, such poo poo postings tell of profound truths that will not be denied.

Posting on CSPAM can bring us such truths with a high authority, for it speaks with the voice of the highest part of the human -- the spirit. Of this spirit, it has been said, �it bloweth where it listeth�. This then is the reason why the CSPAM world view could not be extirpated in spite of many cycles of persecution.

The CSPAM world view has always been timely, for it always responded best to the �knowledge of the heart� that is true relations between the classes. Yet today, its timeliness is increasing, for the end of the second millennium has seen the radical deterioration of many ideologies which evaded the great questions and answers addressed by CSPAM. The clarity, frankness, and authenticity of the CSPAM answer to the questions of the human predicament cannot fail to impress and (in time) to convince. If your reactions to this summary have been of a similarly positive order, then perhaps you are a CSPAM yourself!

Your food is at the second window.

# ? Jul 16, 2018 13:56

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

hahaha

# ? Jul 16, 2018 18:01

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

GobiasIndustries posted:

wtf do you have to do to get banned from CSpam

It takes considerable effort, but can be done. Being a tiresome gimmick that long outstays its welcome is the easiest path, see also MIGF.

# ? Jul 16, 2018 18:09

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

it was quite a trip the other day to find that lefty ladytwitter had all apparently encountered our neddy boy for being a thirsty creep to the point where I multiple times saw screenshots of his lovely replies being posted by them for mockery

# ? Jul 16, 2018 18:35

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Tesseraction posted:

it was quite a trip the other day to find that lefty ladytwitter had all apparently encountered our neddy boy for being a thirsty creep to the point where I multiple times saw screenshots of his lovely replies being posted by them for mockery

cant do this without posting the tweets

# ? Jul 16, 2018 18:37

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

cant do this without posting the tweets

good way to get banned from cspam

# ? Jul 16, 2018 18:39

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

Tesseraction posted:

it was quite a trip the other day to find that lefty ladytwitter had all apparently encountered our neddy boy for being a thirsty creep to the point where I multiple times saw screenshots of his lovely replies being posted by them for mockery

lmao of course

# ? Jul 16, 2018 20:09

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

cant do this without posting the tweets

I tried to find them but ofc they're pictures so no keywords in my browser history....

THAT SAID

https://twitter.com/CommieFlanders/status/1017811679277658112

:stare:

# ? Jul 16, 2018 20:13

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

Tesseraction posted:

I tried to find them but ofc they're pictures so no keywords in my browser history....

THAT SAID

https://twitter.com/CommieFlanders/status/1017811679277658112

scratch any terrible poster and you'll discover an age of consent revisionist

# ? Jul 16, 2018 20:27

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 20:51

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

Tesseraction posted:

I tried to find them but ofc they're pictures so no keywords in my browser history....

THAT SAID

https://twitter.com/CommieFlanders/status/1017811679277658112

I knew it all along

# ? Jul 16, 2018 20:37

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