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Megabound posted:Seconding safety razors, you can get a box of 100 feather blades for like $30. I go through mine at the rate of 1 blade a month. Thirding. I spent like $40 on a razor, a hundred blades, and a tube of Cremo about 3 years ago for shaving around my neck and I'm nowhere close to running out of anything. Page snipe content: 
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eating only apples posted:It's got a big fluffy hood. Half the hood has been replaced with sweater. On the top. That and the fake sweater sewn in the bottom just looks like butt to me.
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Hirayuki posted:My husband once got a free MachSomething in the mail, completely unsolicited. He uses an electric shaver, though, so I inherited the MAN'S MACHMILLION BEARD DESTROYER 3000 to use on my dainty ladylegs. My wife and I use some kind of Gillette disposable razor. We used to buy different razors, when one day we came to the conclusion that they're the exact same loving razor just one is molded in dark blue and the other one is molded in pink. I think using the pink razors might eventually cause me to grow ovaries. IDK...
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It always felt vaguely subversive. (Also smooth as a baby's rear end.)
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I see an anime villain here, maybe from One Piece. The hair, combined with the nails, and her posture, I can just hear, "Shohohoho, you'll never escape Carmenia Maybelline and my trick nails!"
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Megabound posted:Seconding safety razors, you can get a box of 100 feather blades for like $30. I go through mine at the rate of 1 blade a month. I found from a sample that I really liked the Voskhod Teflon costed blades and a 100 pack of those is like $10. Nurge if you do go this route it's helpful to try some different blades as everyone likes different brands. Father's are great, too, most people swear by them, but some people like the cheap rear end Merkurs and that's okay.
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Shave chat: the biggest bullshit with all the different razors is that I'm never 100% sure which blades I need to get to fit my razor so maybe 2 or 3 times out of 10 I wind up buying the Atra III Trac Super Turbo Deluxe instead of the the Atra II Normal Slow Regular and when they don't fit I forget to return the fuckers. I'm sure this is not intentional.
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Assuming her nails are real, how does this lady do anything? Like driving a car, opening a door or even getting dressed seems wildly impossible with nails like that.
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King of Foolians posted:Assuming her nails are real, how does this lady do anything? Like driving a car, opening a door or even getting dressed seems wildly impossible with nails like that. They were real. They broke off in a car accident a while ago. She said they didn’t really impact her daily life and she cleaned them with olive oil and a toothbrush.
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chitoryu12 posted:They were real. They broke off in a car accident a while ago. I wonder if nails like that would be a blessing or bane in a car accident. Like, do the nails take the brunt of impact for you, saving your tender organs with the snap-crunch of your nails breaking? Or would they turn into mini-knives, accidentally gashing you and anything else unlucky enough to have skin in your general direction?
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King of Foolians posted:Assuming her nails are real, how does this lady do anything? Like driving a car, opening a door or even getting dressed seems wildly impossible with nails like that. Or wipe her rear end, most disturbing of all.
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hamsystem posted:Thirding. I spent like $40 on a razor, a hundred blades, and a tube of Cremo about 3 years ago for shaving around my neck and I'm nowhere close to running out of anything. 
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im pooping! posted:i swear ive seen this story about the swastika dude before, by chance did he kindly wait in your line only to get a cell phone call when it was his turn and he politely excused himself to the back of the line in order to take the call? am i having a stroke? Do you smell burned toast? That story wasn't me, so there must be multiple Walmart swastika dudes. Also, to the guy who asked if I punched him, unfortunately no. I was like 19 and it was before Nazi punching became a thing. I was WAY too timid to even say anything.
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When I worked at Wal-Mart there was a complete rear end in a top hat Nazi. He had a giant hole cut through every loving shirt he wore so his chest swastika showed through. Management refused to kick him out, even though he was rude as poo poo, because Wal-Mart just hates upsetting anyone.
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Leavemywife posted:I see an anime villain here, maybe from One Piece. The hair, combined with the nails, and her posture, I can just hear, "Shohohoho, you'll never escape Carmenia Maybelline and my trick nails!" look up the older version of Lady Deathstrike from marvel comics, yuck
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They belong in a museum. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z84DQ6AYB30
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These new ultra-specific more-inclusive Barbies have gone too far. Anyway, anyone have any welding needs from a completely normal and reputable business? 
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 Knormal posted:These new ultra-specific more-inclusive Barbies have gone too far. Ok, I know that I'm supposed to see the crazy God paint, but I can't stop looking at the weird wording of the welding ad. Does he only repair other welds? What metals can he weld and welding methods does he use? Is welding the weird garbage metal on all of those fences making him a tragic victim of welding shivers or some other metal poisoning?
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If I saw the first or last pictured things in my house, id probably poo poo myself until I died.
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I believe in god p.s. I'll find my god
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Real men shave their beards by chewing off whatever length can reach the mouth. Also works for nose hairs.
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Knormal posted:These new ultra-specific more-inclusive Barbies have gone too far. Haha jokes on them, God invented cancer!  Scathach posted:When I worked at Wal-Mart there was a complete rear end in a top hat Nazi. He had a giant hole cut through every loving shirt he wore so his chest swastika showed through. Management refused to kick him out, even though he was rude as poo poo, because Wal-Mart just hates upsetting anyone. Ugh, it's like Superman pulling back his shirt to reveal the costume but horribly subverted. Someone should get a Superman chest tattoo and cut their shirts so it always shows then punch this guy in the face every time they see him. Dixville has a new favorite as of 09:55 on Jul 15, 2018 |
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I was 110% convinced this was a character from Boy's Club until proven otherwise
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cash crab posted:I was 110% convinced this was a character from Boy's Club until proven otherwise It's better, it's "Part of my body of work for my OCADU undergrad thesis. "
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Furbisexuality: A New Means of Affronting God.
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The first one looks like the owl from the comic Megg, Mogg, and Owl.
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green chicken feet posted:The first one looks like the owl from the comic Megg, Mogg, and Owl. I always thought it was that or Boys Club. Fairly certain it’s not meant to be a Furby
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After reading these threads that doesn't even register a 1 on the revulsion scale even though I'm pretty sure I should be trying to claw my eyes out. Thanks a lot, goons 
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RaspberryCommie posted:I believe in god Who took my god
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Hirayuki posted:My husband once got a free MachSomething in the mail, completely unsolicited. He uses an electric shaver, though, so I inherited the MAN'S MACHMILLION BEARD DESTROYER 3000 to use on my dainty ladylegs. That's a Gillette Mach 3 Turbo razor and people AMAB get them for free at age 18. You married your husband before he turned 18 is what I'm gathering.
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Move Aside: Judo Hobo Returns
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MageMage posted:That's a Gillette Mach 3 Turbo razor and people AMAB get them for free at age 18. I'm AMAB and I never got the razor. I guess the secret government transsexual prediction AIs worked.
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I got both (male) razors and maxi pads when I turned 18, possibly because I have a gender-neutral name? Since I've always used an electric razor the pads probably would have come in handy if I'd tried to use the blades.
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Knormal posted:I got both (male) razors and maxi pads when I turned 18, possibly because I have a gender-neutral name? Since I've always used an electric razor the pads probably would have come in handy if I'd tried to use the blades. Electric razors are incredibly bad. I don't understand how people use those. I owned one once when I was like 16 or something and it just ripped up my face and left a really messy tangle of crap behind. Maybe it was just a really bad model, but drat. I've never even tried one since then. I've never once even managed to nick myself shaving with a razor in 25 years now, but the electric one basically ripped chunks out of my face.
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Nurge posted:Electric razors are incredibly bad. I don't understand how people use those. I owned one once when I was like 16 or something and it just ripped up my face and left a really messy tangle of crap behind. Maybe it was just a really bad model, but drat. I've never even tried one since then. I've never once even managed to nick myself shaving with a razor in 25 years now, but the electric one basically ripped chunks out of my face. It probably was a bad model. I bought my first electric fairly recently (some Remington thingy) and I'd never had any skin irritation from it. Though in terms of results it's still not nearly as smooth as even my lovely old Mach 3 wet razor. Still, it's sufficient for day-to-day shaving, and it really is quite a bit quicker and more convenient than shaving wet.
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My students are aggressively farting on each other this morning. I am tired. Enjoy this video. my hillbilly neighbor stole a goat This channel is AUGold.
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My beard is so thick and coarse that I've dulled a barber's straight razor before and my trimmer's foil razor attachment works fine. Not great, just fine. As long as the attachment is properly oiled it only takes a few passes to make the skin smooth and doesn't hurt I'd still recommend a safety razor if you want to be clean shaven on a daily basis, but a foil razor is good for cleaning up beard lines
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I have thoughts about getting an electric razor. My facial hair is physically incapable of growing beyond a mustache and goatee and it takes about 2 or 3 minutes to wet shave from the thickest it gets, but with a good electric razor it would take seconds. I just have trouble justifying the added expense for something a pack of disposable razors takes care of easily.
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chitoryu12 posted:I have thoughts about getting an electric razor. My facial hair is physically incapable of growing beyond a mustache and goatee and it takes about 2 or 3 minutes to wet shave from the thickest it gets, but with a good electric razor it would take seconds. I just have trouble justifying the added expense for something a pack of disposable razors takes care of easily. Depends on how expensive those disposable razors are, those things do tend to add up after a while. For example, my electric cost me like ~50 bucks. That's like two and a half packs of Mach 3 blades. I dunno how fast you're using them up, but after a couple of years you'll probably start to break even, and that's on top of the added convenience.
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